Apparently Dinosaurs Are Bad For The Environment

23 Replies to “Apparently Dinosaurs Are Bad For The Environment”

1. Fine. Leave them there after stripping them of phones, and any petrochemical based items like synthetic rubber shoes, polyester blend clothes, yoga mats, purses etc. Let them sit there for a week without any assistance.

   They will get all the publicity they desire and more/

   1. These nutbars need to go the way of the dinosaur

   2. You mean like the synthetic cyanoacrylates glues they use to glue themselves to everything?

2. The German, nay, the entire Western leadership and media is responsible for egging these aholes on.
   Perhaps they should all be glued together and buried until they too turn into a fossil fuel.

3. Urinate on them.

   1. Yes, and frequently!
      And also be sure to laugh uproariously the entire time!

4. Until the courts and police get serious on handing out proper fines and jail time for these after school projects.. Its not going to stop..

5. It’s not like they put up bouncy castles or anything.

   1. How dare you!

      If you listened to the CBC, you would know that bouncy castles are a well-known Nazi symbol!

6. Ready for your next conspiracy theory? These numbnuts are being let in by security or at the very least they’re being told to look the other way. Yeah, I’m that cynical.
   Heard it here first.
   “Fellow activist Solvig Schinkoethe, 42, said that as a mother of four she feared the consequences of the climate crisis.”

   “mother of four” – that’s kind of counterintuitive from a climate change perspective. Oooof. Saw an image of Solvig. Should have “boner cemetery” written on her forehead. To her husband: God bless you son.

   1. It’s hardly a conspiracy theory. It’s been noted that they’ve been threatening to do this publicly (meaning there’s no excuse for lax security), they’ve been able to get away with the fairly time-consuming act of splashing soup on art and gluing themselves to things without anyone interfering, and there are always hordes of media coincidentally on hand to report it.

      Of course it’s an inside job.

   2. They didn’t say who was who in the picture I saw, but they both looked like meat de-boners.

7. Detach them . . . with a chainsaw.

8. I think we should take a tip from Malaysia:

   Cane them. 10-12 strokes for first offense should suffice.

   Watch it go away quickly.

   mhb23re

9. add to them , that old glue they used for battleship linoleum poured on them should do the trick. or black mastic

   1. Hot tar.

10. Still waiting for these lunatics to glue themselves to anything significant in Shanghai.

    When that day comes they need to bring Hans Gruber with them.

11. Superglue?

    A cyanoacrylate?

    I wonder from what “chemistry” such things are developed.

    These loonies long ago expended their “fifteen minutes of fame”.

12. Two women glued to poles. Okay, you’ve got my attention.

    1. Those are women? Hard to tell from the pictures. They look like limp wristed men if you ask me

13. Orwell was right about young women being the most fanatical adherents to nasty ideologies.

    University these days explained.

14. Believe me my fantasies for these a..holes involve baseball bats and dental work.
    But be sure it doesn’t evolve into laws against protesting. You already know who that will be enforced against.

15. I get a mental picture of bitumen and feathers being poured over them. Offend them on both an oil and vegan front. Used motor oil and torn up pillow will do in a crunch.