Honey, I Finished The Internet

15 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. These were awesome.

   Thanks, Kate. It’s been a while since I genuinely laughed out loud.

   1. Kate

      Absolutely Priceless…as per Garth, that had me truly laughing out loud..!!
      Your’s should win..!!

2. Hahahaha … Kate … you’re a genius.

   AI is stuck with two biological sexes … you’ve broken free! And *cough* *cough* … evolved.

3. Kate

   Thanks for the laugh. Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw it.

4. That was awesome!

5. Kate,

   Is that a She-rex? Or are you just messing with us?

   1. It’s obviously … T … Rex. Genius. Kate is a bloody genius.

   2. Transasaurus.

6. Outstanding.

7. Kate, your inspired art werk proves beyond a doubt that you could be an industrial art teacher in Ontario, or the prime minister of Canada. Bravo. Your sketch also reminds me of what the Russians say, big things look better from afar.

8. If this isn’t a mic drop moment, I don’t know what is! Good on ya, Kate!

9. “This is mine.” grammar alert, “These are mine.”

10. Here is part of an email sent out by my child’s elementary school principal in regards to Halloween in school:

    “These suggested questions can be used to help families with costume selection:

    Is my costume based on someone’s race, ethnicity, culture, identity, or religion?
    Does my costume exploit or reinforce cultural stereotypes? Is it sexist, homophobic or transphobic?
    Does my costume make fun of the traditional clothing of a culture?
    Am I altering my skin colour or facial/body features to make it like a particular race, ethnicity, cultural group, or gender identity?
    Is my costume respectful of Catholic culture and values?”

    My secret on-staff teaching friend has told me they are going as a Halton shop teacher. I said I would volunteer in blackface and say I was going as the Canadian Prime Minister.

    1. Hahaha. Well-played

       That thread was marvellous. Many laughs at the ingenuity.

       Kate’s was a hoot. No wonder the dinosaurs ended up in the tar pits, it was too cold outside ‘em

       mhb23re

11. “Grandma, what big teet* you have!”
    You can ask for an h or an s.