19 Replies to “Seen Recently in a Laundry Room in Utah”
To pResident Biden
I lost $9 trillion in congress and senate.
I trust you are honest person
Please put check under my door unit 204C
Please tell you son to quit sleeping under stairwell
Sorry a spent your money but here is a picture of a spider I drew just for you. I think you would agree it’s a pretty good trade.
In fact I sold three of my spider pictures on teh interwebz so I think you can agree that my art is world famous now. I trust you a honest person so please slide a check for the remaining $999,998.25 you owe me for this picture of a spider, under door A105.
P.S. the washer and dryer have both suffered major mechanical damage from coins getting caught in their mechanisms, and the repair man tells me he wants $776.39 for the parts to repair them, and he wants to be paid up-front to order them. Please include a check for that as well.
P.P.S. I’ll slide the bill for his labor under your door once they are repaired. Thank you!
All they have to do; all anyone has to do, is simply repeat Biden going up the stairs. There isn’t a weaker man in the history of the planet than Biden in that moment.
People are watching me put a cancelled check I found in the bathroom under your door.
Guess WHO ? I don’t even know how to set or turn on a washing machine.
This is Fun.
It’s Utah, they will probably get the $1.75.
You might not agree with Mormon theology but you will find that people in Utah (Utahns) are generally much more friendly and generous than most. I had a bit of car trouble in Richfield UT when I was much younger (around 1983 I think) and the guy in the garage charged me $1.00 to fix my car, it wasn’t a lot of work or parts but still, where would you find that now? Odd thing was that I went into a gas station in Richfield a few years ago, gave the cashier 30 bucks and said I would probably fill up with that, got to 29.00 and it was totally jammed, and I took off, so my debt to Richfield UT has been repayed. It wasn’t the same place.
Also I know not everyone in Utah is Mormon, but in the south pretty much everybody is. Except in Kanab, that town is sort of a trade with Arizona for Colorado City the fundamentalist Mormon enclave on the state border. I wouldn’t stop there, different sort of Mormons entirely (hey man your wife looks lonely).
Sorry. I gave it to my daughter as a dowery.
Man arrested on suspicion of micro-laundering money, $1.75 at a time.
I shouldn’t be posting this (and I am a retired professor with a PhD), but this is a true story of mine. I was poor and one year away from starting back to university at the University of Ottawa in the third year as an economics major. I was working as a carpenter in Ottawa, but work was hard to come by in March 1971.
Anyways I went to a laundromat in Lower Town Ottawa, for the first time. I tried to use washers along the back, putting four or five quarters in them, where nothing happened. There was no laundromat staff there to complain. So I asked some people if these washers worked, and they replied “no”. And there was no sign on them saying that they did not work.
I was angry, and took my clothes back to my beat-up apartment, picked up my 20-ounce True Temper hammer snd a large crowbar, and went back to the laundromat. I then bashed in the metal coin-takers in each of the three or four washers, so hard they were bent badly or torn off the machines. I then proclaimed to the ten or twelve people there: “Now, nobody else will lose money in these machines!”. To which the only man in the group dead-panned, in polite language, “No, I agree. Nobody will lose any more money”. Before I stomped off, I noticed the absolute fear on everyone’s faces.
That might have been the last violent thing I ever did.
I’ve loaded silicone into straws and then emptied the straw’s contents into lock sets, so the money drain stops in certain vending machines in my life.
I’m told this works very well with the store lock sets at businesses which require masks still, which have monumentally pissed me off at various occasions, and also for people who complain about my dog barking (I don’t have a dog at the moment) or complain that my bbq is a problem. I doubt it would set a car alarm off either.
In an age of 100k mini cameras in Calgary, I think this sort of thing is of a past age.
I’d unload an entire silicone tube in, but I do know it only takes a straw full to do the work, and a silicone gun, well it’s a gun and you know how the citizenry responds to an old semi angry white guy walking around with a gun.
I really appreciate your home fix’n tips.
“you a honest person”
Hopefully, the person who owns the machine can speak English properly, and instead of a cheque, gives them a lesson in grammar.
Heh.
I am honest person.
I get key to B101 and leave money under couch cushions.
Used to own a laundromat,If I had of caught someone hitting my machines with a hammer I’d have to return the favour.Didn’t mind returning peoples money and if we happened to be there would often put money in the machine so people would get the odd free load that way they wouldn’t hit the washer with a hammer
Cheer up. There’s worse things in life.
Signed: Tommy OneSock
What? “B101″ …”under the door?”
Clues. No one lives in the BASEMENT….dumpy place if you can slip anything under a door.
Joke is, is that it looks like the Janitor is up to extortion again. The chattering tenants saying, “yeah another stick’em up note from the janitor, must be a new tenant in the place, that scam of swindling laundry money is getting old now.”
Heh heh.
‘Thanks for the coffee, B101!’
“Here is the cheque you requested for $1.75. Thank you for letting me keep the pants.”
To pResident Biden
I lost $9 trillion in congress and senate.
I trust you are honest person
Please put check under my door unit 204C
Please tell you son to quit sleeping under stairwell
Sorry a spent your money but here is a picture of a spider I drew just for you. I think you would agree it’s a pretty good trade.
In fact I sold three of my spider pictures on teh interwebz so I think you can agree that my art is world famous now. I trust you a honest person so please slide a check for the remaining $999,998.25 you owe me for this picture of a spider, under door A105.
P.S. the washer and dryer have both suffered major mechanical damage from coins getting caught in their mechanisms, and the repair man tells me he wants $776.39 for the parts to repair them, and he wants to be paid up-front to order them. Please include a check for that as well.
P.P.S. I’ll slide the bill for his labor under your door once they are repaired. Thank you!
All they have to do; all anyone has to do, is simply repeat Biden going up the stairs. There isn’t a weaker man in the history of the planet than Biden in that moment.
People are watching me put a cancelled check I found in the bathroom under your door.
Guess WHO ? I don’t even know how to set or turn on a washing machine.
This is Fun.
It’s Utah, they will probably get the $1.75.
You might not agree with Mormon theology but you will find that people in Utah (Utahns) are generally much more friendly and generous than most. I had a bit of car trouble in Richfield UT when I was much younger (around 1983 I think) and the guy in the garage charged me $1.00 to fix my car, it wasn’t a lot of work or parts but still, where would you find that now? Odd thing was that I went into a gas station in Richfield a few years ago, gave the cashier 30 bucks and said I would probably fill up with that, got to 29.00 and it was totally jammed, and I took off, so my debt to Richfield UT has been repayed. It wasn’t the same place.
Also I know not everyone in Utah is Mormon, but in the south pretty much everybody is. Except in Kanab, that town is sort of a trade with Arizona for Colorado City the fundamentalist Mormon enclave on the state border. I wouldn’t stop there, different sort of Mormons entirely (hey man your wife looks lonely).
Sorry. I gave it to my daughter as a dowery.
Man arrested on suspicion of micro-laundering money, $1.75 at a time.
I shouldn’t be posting this (and I am a retired professor with a PhD), but this is a true story of mine. I was poor and one year away from starting back to university at the University of Ottawa in the third year as an economics major. I was working as a carpenter in Ottawa, but work was hard to come by in March 1971.
Anyways I went to a laundromat in Lower Town Ottawa, for the first time. I tried to use washers along the back, putting four or five quarters in them, where nothing happened. There was no laundromat staff there to complain. So I asked some people if these washers worked, and they replied “no”. And there was no sign on them saying that they did not work.
I was angry, and took my clothes back to my beat-up apartment, picked up my 20-ounce True Temper hammer snd a large crowbar, and went back to the laundromat. I then bashed in the metal coin-takers in each of the three or four washers, so hard they were bent badly or torn off the machines. I then proclaimed to the ten or twelve people there: “Now, nobody else will lose money in these machines!”. To which the only man in the group dead-panned, in polite language, “No, I agree. Nobody will lose any more money”. Before I stomped off, I noticed the absolute fear on everyone’s faces.
That might have been the last violent thing I ever did.
I’ve loaded silicone into straws and then emptied the straw’s contents into lock sets, so the money drain stops in certain vending machines in my life.
I’m told this works very well with the store lock sets at businesses which require masks still, which have monumentally pissed me off at various occasions, and also for people who complain about my dog barking (I don’t have a dog at the moment) or complain that my bbq is a problem. I doubt it would set a car alarm off either.
In an age of 100k mini cameras in Calgary, I think this sort of thing is of a past age.
I’d unload an entire silicone tube in, but I do know it only takes a straw full to do the work, and a silicone gun, well it’s a gun and you know how the citizenry responds to an old semi angry white guy walking around with a gun.
I really appreciate your home fix’n tips.
“you a honest person”
Hopefully, the person who owns the machine can speak English properly, and instead of a cheque, gives them a lesson in grammar.
Heh.
I am honest person.
I get key to B101 and leave money under couch cushions.
Used to own a laundromat,If I had of caught someone hitting my machines with a hammer I’d have to return the favour.Didn’t mind returning peoples money and if we happened to be there would often put money in the machine so people would get the odd free load that way they wouldn’t hit the washer with a hammer
Cheer up. There’s worse things in life.
Signed: Tommy OneSock
What? “B101″ …”under the door?”
Clues. No one lives in the BASEMENT….dumpy place if you can slip anything under a door.
Joke is, is that it looks like the Janitor is up to extortion again. The chattering tenants saying, “yeah another stick’em up note from the janitor, must be a new tenant in the place, that scam of swindling laundry money is getting old now.”
Heh heh.
‘Thanks for the coffee, B101!’
“Here is the cheque you requested for $1.75. Thank you for letting me keep the pants.”