German Health Minister Lauterbach says vaccination limits the COVID pandemic because vaccinated people develop symptoms quickly and stay home, while unvaccinated people develop symptoms more slowly.
An explainer thread by who else? Dr. Schultz! (click ⏩ for translations).
Uh oh, Kate, we clearly have the same bizarre sense of humour!
Thing is though, I’m half-German so I feel I have a free pass to make jokes of any sort related to the Germans and their language.
P.S. The other half is Polish! I think there’s another joke there.
That was pure coincidence, but in my defense, I was liking to a German item.
Jabbed people get sick and stay home.
Unjabbed people don’t get sick and stay home.
This is what passes for logic and reason in western governance these days. We are now, in fact, the baddies.
The quiet part out loud:
Vaccinated people get sick and die more often, the unvaccinated hang around longer and cost us money. We need to get more people vaccinated.
Sincerely,
Dr. Mengele
Nuckin’ futz and dumb as a sack of hammers, no offense to hammers.
What worries me are the Fritzs and Freidas (German Karens and Kens) that hear this and it makes sense to them.
It’s good to hear that Germany has enough unvaccinated people that Lauterbach had to make up something as goofy as that to try to persuade them to get the clot shot.
So let me get this straight. According to health experts on this side of the pond the jab was supposed to make Covid illness more milder and shorten the length of sickness. That’s why unjabbed positive testing peeps only had to quarantine for 5 days while the unjabbed required 14 days. Now some Helmut Bismarck is say’n the exact opposite??? Somebody plz tell me to “smile, you’re on Candid Camera” cuz this cruel joke smells like shite-nhausen. When they gaslight this hard ya know something’s gonna hit the fan.
No, it was originally supposed to prevent you from getting covid. When it became obvious that wasn’t working, the story changed to it will keep you from dying. When that was proven incorrect, the official pronouncement was that the vaccine will keep you from getting as sick as you would if you were unvaccinated. Now that that’s been exposed as bullshit, the story is that you’ll develop symptoms faster if you’ve been vaccinated (like that’s a good thing). Eventually the benefit will be that you get to write off funeral expenses on your taxes, but only if the deceased was vaccinated.
Like I said. When the argument changes to the end you describe the chunky spray from the fan will cover them all. Toe tip to raised haughty eyebrow.
They stay home because they know they are sick because they’re asymptomatic.
CNN to responsible vaccinated person, “So when did you know you were sick and should stay home to save others”
Vaccinated person, “the second I developed no symptoms, because I don’t get it as bad because I’m vaccinated “
CNN, “You’re so brave and valiant”
Every boosted person I know claims they have seasonal allergies everytime it’s clear they have “covid”. They refuse to test with the home test because they’re so dumb they still believe they’re immune.
I know multiple boosted colleagues who got “just allergies” then passed their “allergies” to me once, where I tested positive after being with them and their allergies because I’m unvaccinated and carry acute covid with me at all months of the year non stop. Ever since the first person in Canada got vaccinated and I didn’t, I have carried this incurable permanent disease of covid with me. I will have it now for ever and ever until I get vaccinated. Covid is incurable, without the quackzine… and as such… I’m constantly contagious with an acute 7-14 day disease because I didn’t get vaccinated. Nearly 2 years I have had covid and been spreading it asymptomatically without getting sick myself more than once. This is why I must never, never be let on a plane again, because only the unvaccinated can carry an acute disease forever. Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead…. Covid has killed me 35 times already.
(Yes I realize covid positive just means you have a cold)
Why bother getting vaccinated when you’re going to freeze to death this winter?
So you don’t get sick. You just freeze to death. What do you do with the vaccinated who don’t freeze to death but need medical attention as a result of no heat? I don’t think people appreciate the fragility of our systems. Turn the heat off for a week and bad things happen, regardless of vaccination status. The irony of people freezing to death during the raging perils of global warming is a fine wine being decanted while the leaves turn color.
You will see many places that will look like the pictures of cities of old in the winter, smoke rising from the houses.
What will the apartment dwellers do is another story alltogether.
Burning wood if they have a place to burn.
Maybe the brainwashed will change their minds about cooling the planet …. some will die in delusion.
Im thinking of getting the vaccination shot that prevents freezing to death.
I hear its as effective as the covid shot!
It’s faster and hypothermia is apparently an easy way to go. Also cheaper than MAID.
I don’t think this cope is going to go over so well. The less severe thing is already ridiculous.
Classic example of the problem all serial liars face.
One needs a phenomenal memory to be a successful liar.
For you have to remember, what tale you spun, to whom,when..
Where as the truth,is simple and easy to remember,because you lived it.
Politicians appear to have no “lived truths’.
Possibly because they are lazy and useless.
As far as this narrative of Dread Covid Theatre,I am sure a bunch of the gullible will lap it right up.
The “New Wisdom” from CBC.
After all the other tales of efficiency,what is one more.
History is not taught anywhere,otherwise cynics would be mocking these “Official Wisdoms” with great glee.
These Jonestown Jabs have the same PR agents as Jimmy Jones and even less positive effects on health than religious relics of the past.
A kinder gentler death..
What this idiot politician is actually saying is “On me it looks good”narrating a “Benefit” out of the toxic effects of the Government Goo.
Another committeer of “Public Service” who must be rewarded for their help.
Is Dread Covid still designated an Emergency Situation” in Western Nations?
If so.
When does an emergency end?
How do our “Civil servants” identify a “national emergency” from their normal fog of incompetence and idiocy?
Or does it go more like this, Oh my God,the public wants us to do our jobs as we have described these roles..Justified our bureaus existence with..
An impossible act,of course, as “Govt Help” is anything but.And the “Things the Bureau was created to perform are usually promises impossible to actually perform.
Quick declare an emergency ,where we can stomp and censor every tax payer who sees us for the useless parasites we are.
Claim success.
Issue pay raises and commemorative medals..
Insist “More Power and money” will fix the obvious failure.
Sorry not failure ,that would be “Amazing performance in the face of overwhelming danger”..
Banishment is the civil method of rewarding such “help”that I can see working.
The B Ark?
But given that these self licking ice-creams currently hold power,I guess justice will be in the hands of the mob.
Now that is Democracy in action..
Forward.
The fun accelerates.
Fauci fricasseed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FShh16xQops