52 Replies to “U.S. Navy: 2022 Edition”

    1. Repeat D-Day?

      Well simple. First everyone would be required to undergo sensitivity training in order to respect the personal life journey that led to some Germans joining the SS rather than the Wehrmacht. A session would be devoted to Waffenfarbe and the fact that pink is totally a suitable colour for Panzertruppen.

      Beaches were not be sub divided into Red/Green/white (port/starboard/centre) as clearly three colours is not inclusive enough to reflect all the possible outcomes of a geographical subdivision.

      Bunkers would be respected as Safe Spaces for their occupants, regardless of their gender identity, cultural heritage, gender identity, vax status, gender identity, uniform colour and/or feelings. Neutral areas outside of each bunker would be assigned to allow open discussion between all participants.

      Troops in the first wave would also be training on taking a knee as a sign of respect the moment they leave their landing craft.

      Edit: The moment they leave their landing craft AND reach water less than waist deep. Cause… reasons… okay.

      1. Patton told us to make the other dumbass die for his country.
        We are producing a lot of Dumb Asses.
        Toss a Hand Grenade inside a bunker and wait for a clown named THEY to jump on it.
        New Navy Rifles, ‘Cheap’ NEVER Been fired and only dropped once.
        BS ADMINISTRATION’ GONNA GET US ALL KILLED.

  1. Unbelievable!!! Now I have to remember their pronouns and “three good things” about the person. I can’t even remember my son’s phone number. This is nuts, guys/team/everyone. I’m not participating.

    1. What an insult to old fighting sailors like Ernest King, Chester Nimitz, Bull Halsey, Ray Spruance, Jack Fletcher, and Arleigh Burke.

      1. “As a general rule, I never trust a fighting man who neither drinks nor smokes. ” RAdm Bull Halsey

  2. “Waaaaankers are gay, my boys, wankers are gaaaaaay……”

  3. China and Russia are rolling on the floor laughing at what the left has done to the USA

    1. Well the woke left hates the USA so this is just one way to make their own Navy defeat itself.

    2. I think China has been instrumental in pushing this. The idea is to severely weaken the US Military. They have succeeded.

      1. So you believe the Neo-Naz propaganda (and support the naz supremecists). Why am I not surprised?

  4. The goal of this is not to change or to reform the armed services, but to dishearten and destroy the men who would fight in them.

    1. Minus the rum and the lash. I can see Charles Laughton as the ship’s captain. wink wink nudge nudge. Seriously WTF? These are the people defending liberty. Let’s see what happens when the shooting starts. Conscript all women they/them first because I’m not going.
      “I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother. Charles Farrar Browne.”

      1. I can see Charles Laughton as the ship’s captain. wink wink nudge nudge.

        Wink wink nudge nudge indeed. Laughton was a closeted pooftah, with his wife Elsa Lanchester being his beard.

        Laughton played Captain William Bligh opposite Clark Gable’s Fletcher Christian in the 1935 version of Mutiny on the Bounty.

    1. No. And I have News for the Anal Swabbies … there will be no “safe spaces” when your ship is boarded by MEN whose pronouns are he/him … and they … will commit more than microaggressions on your ass.

  5. I’m wondering when Biden will announce the launching of a new class of American warship: one with sails and no engines

  6. The cabin boy, the cabin boy
    The dirty little nipper
    He lined his ass
    With broken glass
    And circumcised the skipper

    1. Columbus had a cabin-boy
      He loved him like a brother
      And every night between the sheets
      They diddled one another.

      1. There are plenty of verses on the internet and all are suitably sexist and/or homophobic and/or racist. If you sang these nowadays in the military everyone would be in the brig.

        1. Every limerick I know … would be termed “hate speech” and get me busted down two ranks.

    2. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, that dirty little baguete
      Loved Battlestar Gallactica, and tried to screw the Dagit….

  7. Will those special snow flakes be entitled to VA benefits if they get misgendered or wrong pronouns are used. Jesus wept no wonder the west lost the last five wars, the generals have absolutely turned the military into the Salvation Army with out all the morals and values?

  8. “A people who separate their scholars from their warriors will have their thinking done by cowards and their fighting done by fools.”
    What the west has done makes that line look trite and cute. The west separates boyhood from manhood, girls from women, patriots from society…
    There exist those who think a gilded cage is worth it, like Colon, with her love of indoor plumbing, who would say that having indoor plumbing is more important than teaching your children how to fight, that voting for a lesser evil is voting for goodness, while sticking to one’s principles is voting for evil.
    We call those people “traitors”, and in the west, they outnumber patriots by a considerable margin, because they love their gilded cage, and want you to love it too.

    1. “that voting for a lesser evil is voting for goodness, while sticking to one’s principles is voting for evil.”

      Well said. That particular attitude always amuses me.

      1. Indeed. The pragmatism over principles argument. The stuff of Chamberlins and chamberpots.

        1. …and thanks to those who vote “pragmatically”, we now have drag queen story hours.

  9. I’m a little dismayed that the Washington Examiner doesn’t have the marbles to include a comment section on their article. I’m assuming that YouTube deactivated the comment section on their own platform (or maybe the Washington Free Beacon did so on their own).

    Regardless, when you publish a jagged little article like this, it’s to get a rise out of your readers. Failure to allow them to participate and make their opinions known leaves the job half finished.

  10. Ummmm if these are the people responsible for protecting the country… then we are all dead.

  11. They use their pronouns to identify themselves.
    I used the fact that they are idiots to identify them.

    1. When it’s their time inside the Barrel, what do you say?
      You, your, they’re, you all, she, they, herself, her, Aunt Yahoo, What?
      It won’t be fun anymore.

  12. Trump rebuilt the military during his brief tenure and the rest of the world took note.

    Biden’s puppet masters only needed 18 months to destroy it. The world is taking note of that too.

  13. Talk to sailors as though they’re toddlers, that’s another bonus for them…

  14. gonna try 1 more time.
    lm clueless what the criteria are with the sda posting ie comment filter.
    was this an early recruitment vid?

    www. youtube. com/ watch? v=RGQMXDrzQ0Q

  15. So if my pronouns are “the superior intellect/ the life mentor” do they have to use them in exchange for me using theirs?

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