Thanks For The Mammaries

15 Replies to “Thanks For The Mammaries”

1. I blame Buttigedge … and his husband, err Nursing partner

   1. Bitch slapping weapons?

      Oh God, have we slunk so low…

   2. the name that writes it own gay joke

2. Islam is right about women.

3. Burgess Meredith was a treasure. Loved him in Grumpy Old Men.

   1. Years (decades more like it) ago i was babysitting my nephew and that movie came on. In his parents car on the way home he innocently blurted out that he was going to “take the skin boat to tuna town”. Thanks Burgess

4. The Red Star always finds a way to get a dig in at the US even though this country is glad to kill babies and disabled and sell its resources to China (itself a baby-killing haven).

5. Next it will be a tampon shortage because men have periods too

6. If Canada was run by sane people, it would ban the export of baby formula to China.

   1. If Canada was run by sane people, it would never have been an issue to begin with.

7. People do know that over 95% of kids can use cows milk.

   What I drank as a kid – 13 ounces of evaporated milk, 20 ounces of water, and 2 level teaspoons of corn syrup to be heated together and divided into 6 bottles. Is everyone an effing retard?

   Mind you cows milk is not recommended before a year but the main ingredient of formula is normally cows milk.

   1. If Canada would just go back to clubbing baby seals, we could use their mothers’ milk. Seal milk is exceedingly rich and there would be plenty for everyone.

      Sarc, of course.

8. Goats’ milk is a viable solution.
   What Canada needs is a Goat Cartel to force down the price of butter.

   1. Donkey is supposed to be a great substitute

9. I’m reminded of a joke I read in the mid-1970s. During the Carter years, some wag suggested that Miss Lilly (his mother) had the biggest boobs in Washington and they were named Jimmy and Billy.