You point a gun at the victim – give them a shovel – they dig the hole – you shoot them – you then find an illegal
immigrant, pay him in small bills to fill in the hole. You film him doing that on the sly and turn the film into the cops.
Might not work…
If investigating this, I’d get suspicious about the source of the film (who just happened to witness this), and if it turns out the source and the victim knew each other, well…
No no. You kill the illegal and put them on top of the victim. Like a dog, who digs after that?
I burst into tears reading this. The poor man. He is an undocumented undertaker. The horrible chemicals they use in embalming these days. He was being a good steward of the earth.
I can only hope that others do not have a heart attack in similar circumstances. Instead, will James Franco play him in the movie? And the female lead? Amber Heard!
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I blame Donald Trump.
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Does James Franco KILL his female conquests? I did not know that. Or … does he only kill the ones under 18?
Maybe he WAS digging her up. His best defence right now would be to claim he’s a victim of the disease of necrophilia and was digging the sweetheart up for unacceptable purposes.
Probably get off with a lighter sentence.
Reread the tweet
This is an old English joke.
Man digging hole. Another man asks him what hole is for. First man says it’s for my sweetheart.
Second man asks if she is dead. First man says “no , she’s a hunchback I’m going to fuck her “.
Twatter comment about spending eternity together. That would be his punishment in Hell. She can nag on him incessantly and there is nothing he can do about it.
LMAO….Kate, I saw the comment you made to the guy saying Republicans lose a vote. You’re a troublemaker.
But it’s not Earth Day, so it’s not the time to start composting that special someone yet.
She’s a victim of climate change.
Shows a lack of planning.
It’s always a good idea to dig the hole first.
Better than anything you could expect from the justice system.
“Allegedly”
‘I’m pretty sure he wasn’t digging her up.’
Maybe there should be an allegedly before killed too. Can’t be too careful you know.
I mean, wouldn’t want either of them suing you, eh?
“She also didn’t answer calls or respond to text messages.”
This noted after stating that she was dead.
Karma, you reap what you bury er sow.
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Here’s a Norm McDonald bit on why you don’t
wanna do the whole ‘shallow grave’ thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMXkYo_T6xQ
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You point a gun at the victim – give them a shovel – they dig the hole – you shoot them – you then find an illegal
immigrant, pay him in small bills to fill in the hole. You film him doing that on the sly and turn the film into the cops.
Might not work…
If investigating this, I’d get suspicious about the source of the film (who just happened to witness this), and if it turns out the source and the victim knew each other, well…
No no. You kill the illegal and put them on top of the victim. Like a dog, who digs after that?
I burst into tears reading this. The poor man. He is an undocumented undertaker. The horrible chemicals they use in embalming these days. He was being a good steward of the earth.
I can only hope that others do not have a heart attack in similar circumstances. Instead, will James Franco play him in the movie? And the female lead? Amber Heard!
*
I blame Donald Trump.
*
Does James Franco KILL his female conquests? I did not know that. Or … does he only kill the ones under 18?
Maybe he WAS digging her up. His best defence right now would be to claim he’s a victim of the disease of necrophilia and was digging the sweetheart up for unacceptable purposes.
Probably get off with a lighter sentence.
Reread the tweet
This is an old English joke.
Man digging hole. Another man asks him what hole is for. First man says it’s for my sweetheart.
Second man asks if she is dead. First man says “no , she’s a hunchback I’m going to fuck her “.
Twatter comment about spending eternity together. That would be his punishment in Hell. She can nag on him incessantly and there is nothing he can do about it.
LMAO….Kate, I saw the comment you made to the guy saying Republicans lose a vote. You’re a troublemaker.
But it’s not Earth Day, so it’s not the time to start composting that special someone yet.
She’s a victim of climate change.
Shows a lack of planning.
It’s always a good idea to dig the hole first.
Better than anything you could expect from the justice system.
“Allegedly”
‘I’m pretty sure he wasn’t digging her up.’
Snickering profusely.
Had he recently had a Covid shot?
Was it guilt or exertion that gave Sam Spade the heart attack?
“Next” time kill and bury someone else’s girlfriend while they do the same for you.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=throw+momma+from+the+train+synopsis&docid=608013549466577164&mid=C523415118720492DB1AC523415118720492DB1A&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Hey Guys? How about just taking off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xoHjNjxus
Get yourself free.