O, Cascadia Subduction Zone

I, Napoleon 29 Comments

Wherefore art thou? Oregon public schools will be required to provide feminine products along with instructions on “how to use” those products in all K-12 bathrooms regardless of gender, in accordance with the state’s “Menstrual Dignity Act” signed into law last year.

29 Replies to “O, Cascadia Subduction Zone”

    1. Tampons in the boys bathroom …

      that is like putting parachutes in a submarine.

      and say that it is about dignity…

      1. The instructions will be “Insert into orifice of your choice”.

  2. I’m absolutely sure that boys in that age range will behave in a mature and dignified manner when given maxi pads and tampons.

    1. Yeah, was just thinking about that.

      I hope those small fires don’t spread too fast…

      1. Heaven forbid some young smart ass inserts a firecracker into a tampon & lights the fuse.

    2. oh yeah! Absolutely! Let’s see who gets suspended first for walking around with a pad on their forehead!

  3. The bizarre have become normal in the socialist minds of dicktators wannabe.

    Don’t think there is any available help.

  4. This is apropos as liberals of both sexes appear to be constantly on the rag.

    1. Especially our prime minister. Then again, he’s always been a bleedin’ idiot, hasn’t he?

      1. I like your comment about your prime minister.
        Applies to our Brandon down south.

  6. I thought disabled bathrooms on the -second- floor of a fire hall with no elevator was the top, but as usual the Lefties have topped it.

    Home school your kids my friends. Keep them out of the Lefties clutches until they’re old enough to fight back.

  7. Serious suggestion for the Saskatchewan government: Give every kid graduating high school in Saskatchewan a free copy of a Thomas Sowell book.
    Mix it up a bit, they can read and compare them.
    Buy some from this list: 32 Best Books Written By Thomas Sowell.

    How do the left attack this?
    He’s black, and are they opposed to handing out educational books to students?
    Can they attack his ideas? That isn’t easy.

    Hell, maybe give them one at the beginning of the year, one at Christmas, and one on graduation.

  8. One way the Bolsheviks gained power was by promoting chaos. Techniques included: arresting political opponents; releasing criminals to harass political opponents; creating starvation; releasing crazies to harras political opponents; creating distrust among and within all groups; legislating basically everything so tha you could do nothing without it being illegal; erasing history.

    This could never happen here! Right?

  10. Oh FFS. Our governments in the USA and Canada are completely out of control. They are runaway trains headed straight over a cliff.

  11. Let’s put the “men” in “menstruation.” The only ones laughing harder than I am are the Chinese and the Russians (“we’re competing against THESE idiots???”)
    As the father of two high-spirited boys, I know boys will find a use for them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PccbL1GUNCU

    1. Yep Eric. You just nailed it.
      But the funny part. Wait till they find these all over the school grounds.

      Bunch of fools

    1. And leather business shoes (per “Humor in Uniform”, Reader’s Digest, years ago – wouldn’t be allowed now).

  15. I’ve been wondering if most women or even wimmin find menstruation dignified.

    The upside of this is that boys (considered defective girls in public schools) are gonna be BOYS and will imagine all kinds of amusing uses for these products.

  17. Menstrual Dignity is exactly what everyone would expect to see in a middle school boy’s bathroom, right?

    Look for the sudden disappearance of all ketchup packets from the lunchrooms.

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