The Fountain of Youth

17 Replies to “The Fountain of Youth”

1. What a fakir!!

2. Next we’ll hear it can grow hair and cure your lumbago! That’s the category this shlt is in.

   1. “Next we’ll hear it can grow hair…”

      Wait. What?

      1. OK.. I’m for it. Whos sick?

   2. There is a catch …. Catch-22 …. it grows hair but not on your head …. the hair sprouts from your palms and around your eyes …. oh and the bottom of your feet too 😉

3. Yeah, sure, why not? Join the crowd!
   https://duckduckgo.com/?q=india+deformities&t=h_&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

4. it is truly amazing what sort of BS a person can convince themselves of…
   My father has been darn near dead for the past 15 years, fully reliant on others to care for him, and he claims that after just one shot he feels better than he has in 20 years. That being said the man is 600 lbs, diabetic, can’t walk, 911 calls for falls often, is on oxygen 24/7, had pneumonia 3 times in the past 2 years. The media (which they watch news networks 4 times a day) said it would save his life so it must be true *eye roll*. Despite being in the exact same condition, on countless medications and injections for pain he is totally convinced he has improved. They are pressuring me to “let” my daughter get the shots that she herself refuses to get. To each their own and if someone wants to take that risk so be it, but there is far more BS than fact, and the facts do not support the “narrative” so no one will readily report on those.

5. Meh.
   That’s nuthin’. I caught COVID and now I’m immune from the common cold and seasonal flu.
   There are millions more like me, just look at the stats!

6. Everything works better with a drop or two of snake oil.

7. The alternative could be worse…

   https://torontosun.com/news/world/penis-peril-man-claims-he-lost-1-5-inches-due-to-covid

   Pick your poison!

   1. Girl on date, “You said it was bigger!”
      Guy, “It was Covid, would I lie to you?”

8. Should be about as effective as homeopathic cures. Those are distilled water too.

   1. So Prinz Dummkopf and Soapy got homeopathic jabs?

   2. Just be careful about swimming in the Pacific. Since my spill at a picnic a few years ago, the entire ocean is now homeopathic hot sauce.

9. Pfizer has just flown this man to their headquarters where they are developing new marketing programs to “pivot” with their mRNA vaccines as joint pain medications. Look out “Relief Factor” (as advertised heavily on FOX) … Pfizer is coming for you!

   PS … and Pfizer won’t tell you what’s in it either.

10. Wondering how long before we get a COV version of the show Dopesick? Shall we call it Vaxdumb or Vaxdead or Just 2 More Weeks?

11. Wouldn’t it be something if he ended up catching Covid? Now that would blow the lid off things.