9 Replies to “Coming Soon- More Splinters In the Toilette Paper”

  1. Coffee and gasoline … the two primary elixirs of my life. Why does inflation always pick on me?

    Damn you Global Warming … uh huh … Riiiiiiighhhttt

  2. That’s it! If you have to provide proof of vaccination, a person should have to prove they don’t put flavored crap or more than one teaspoon of sugar in their coffee before getting the good stuff! Leave the ersatz stuff for the disgusting double double. 😉

  3. Not a coffee drinker so, personally, don’t care. That said, for those of you who mainline it, I’ll GAF. As long as you back me on my craft beer & bourbon.

    1. I’m not a “drinker” anymore … but I fully support anyone’s right to kill brain cells. After all … it’s YOUR brain cells, and you can dispose of them in any way you want … 🙂

  4. I drink a lot of coffee brewed in my drip coffee machine that has a timer so it’s ready when I come down on workday mornings. Thermos traveller as well. I also make my own lunch so it seems I’m a big time weirdo compared to many these days.

  5. If you think splinters in your toilet paper is funny, you’ve obviously never had a bad case of the trots in East Africa.

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