Do You Suffer From Premature “Election”

19 Replies to “Do You Suffer From Premature “Election””

1. If she’s pretty enough, eh Justin!

   1. Think the pronouns are wrong Nancy!

      1. Ahh– they used the word “suffer”…

   2. And no older than 15

2. Dickhead stated today that he is proud that all embassy staff have quickly fled the country. Only Canadian troops and a few Afghan staff are at the airport. Afghan staff and contractors wanting to leave, will be handled REMOTELY.

3. Premature election? He’s just trying to find out if he can keep it up.

   1. So what we’re enduring, then, is an erection campaign? Of course, we are. What do you think’s going to happen to us after he wins?

      I’m reminded of W. O. Mitchell’s comment about the Husky Tower, as the Calgary Tower was originally known as. He referred to it as the tallest erection in western Canada.

      1. What do I think he’s planning? Don’t drop the soap.

         1. He’s going to convince Canadians that his new round of BOHICA is a way of administering the vaxx.

      2. Erection … isn’t that the Chinese pronunciation?

         1. Xi told his spy Fang Fang, “Lig the erection!” and the rest is history.

         2. Kenji,
            That is tluely the plonounciation blodda!

   2. How does he keep it up, Thomas? Easy … he rubs himself in $B’s and then puts a tight rubber band of restrictions on his rigid proclamations

      1. Or, to paraphrase what I heard at the one and only Engineering Week Skit Night that I attended as an undergraduate, he must be a civil engineer because he needs a truss to hold up his erections.

4. A premature election for a premature injection.

5. Electile dysfunction.

   1. Good one, Edward.
      There is a pill for that…Ignoritol.
      Two doses, and it’s back to the eighties!

6. Doesn’t matter to Limp Dick. He’ll be stuffing boxes with mail in ballots.

7. The reason that China has never had a parliamentary democracy is that the evening news reader would have to announce the headline “Chairman Mao dissolved Parliament today and called a snap erection “!