Learn A Second Language: Bidenese

14 Replies to “Learn A Second Language: Bidenese”

1. This is truly a banner day at SDA. Just look at all the Aug 10 headlines and posts.

   A complete and accurate description of the lost f*cking western society we find ourselves hostage to.

   Thank you SDA, for keeping us sane.

2. “IF YOUR BORN WITH A DICK, YOU’RE NOT A CHICK!”
   Sign in a UK store shop window.
   I like it!

3. How can we speak Bidenese if we don’t know what the words mean?

   1. Does it matter?

   2. The man who is creating the language doesn’t understand what he is saying, so if you do know what the words mean you cannot be speaking authentic Bidenese.

4. Add a few “ums” and “uhs” to that, and we can speak Justinese.

5. That was funny as hell. It made the hair on my legs quiver.
   Don’t adopt the aversion to straight up humour like the lefties do.
   C’mon, man!

6. FUBARRED. How anyone can think this man was elected and did not steal the election beggars all logic.
   Only way out will be a Civil War. Because even if proven that he stole the election, just how do you undo that plus all the damage the assholes have done up to now.

   1. … and just how many $Trillions will be added to America’s debt load? I wonder whether Xiden-Heiress truly understands what’s happening to America’s debt load, and monetary policy. I doubt it. But he continues to read the TelePrompTer… claiming this debt is funding social “equity” in every aspect of Americans lives. The size of government and the Library-of-Congress sized Hall of regulations are pouring down on the citizens, err comrades like hot oil over the rampart walls. Just wait till we are all paying the automobile mileage tax. And d’ya wanna bet that Silicon Valley will devise and auto-withdrawal payment to automatically TAKE the tax out of your bank account every month. Or … your car’s e-key won’t start it.

7. Talking of language, Youtube banned Senator Rand Paul.

   1. I wonder if he will join us in the Kamps when the time comes.

8. “she looks 19 with her legs crossed like that”

9. Rhetorical question: How is this not material for 10 weeks of SNL cold opens?

   Amazing that the best comedic minds under Lorne Michaels’ tutelage can’t find any fodder amongst Joe’s pressers to make their audience laugh. /sarc

10. I think i saw where somebody calls this Joe-berrish