10 Replies to “It’s So Relaxing…”

  1. When it comes to the Chicom Stalinism competition, the UK is running neck in neck with the Australians. Cue John Cleese: “and their off with the UK locking down anyone who ever had sex with anyone who ever tested positive on a Sunday while the Auzzies are coming up their rear forcing masks on the Blue Heelers…….”

  2. OMG she’s gonna die! Give us the details. What hurts. Who around you is failing? HOW DO YOU FEEL?

    If it’s not dramatic enough then you may be shot. Just to stay on the safe side, stay home. Talk to no-one. Oh, you’ve broken the rules. Please notify your next of kin, because you are no longer useful. If you tell them that you are no longer useful then the Ministry of Backstories will ensure that your next of kin are no longer useful. And you don’t want your family to be disposable, do you?

    SO OBEY!

  3. I think if you test positive for the coronavirus you should have the government change the oil in your car. That way, the government can feel like they’re doing something useful and you can get something positive out of the deal. And it would have about the same effect on the pandemic.

    1. Only if you hate your car.
      Given the exceptional levels of competence demonstrated by government,changing the oil may be far beyond their skill set.
      That is if you want the right grade of oil and the drain plug put back in,the concept of replacing the filter?
      Way above minion paygrade.

  4. Julia is a fool for complying.

    My wife and I are cruising to Alaska shortly. The hoops and demands are costing us literally thousands of dollars – PCR tests, a pre-departure hotel stay, a doubling of the air fare and a host of other impediments. Nonetheless, my wife is palliative and this may well be our last holiday together. We’ve both experienced Covid (wasn’t a big deal) and my wife is double jabbed, while I reluctantly did a single booster.

    There will be no quarantine hotel for us. Guaranteed. The government has to make a reasonable case why we should do so, and based on the science (I have printed studies for my arsenal) they cannot do so. Ergo, we’re not doing the faux imprisonment.

  5. Everyone has trillions of viruses in their body at all times. During a single day, you touch, breath, drink, eat, have fallen upon you maybe a billion more. Every day. Of all types. 99% unknown. All mutating . Forever.

    Mask, wipes, alcohol, total isolation makes immeasurable insignificant reductions.

    Viral cargo cultism.

  6. God knows what’s gonna happen to us upon returning from our September trip to Maui!? Perhaps Fauci-Harris will quarantine our entire flight? We’ll be forced to stay in an Oakland airport Hilton … where our room will be broken-into nightly by marauding bands of wiling … “youths”.

    In a related story … Barbara Boxer just described her Jack London Square attackers as … “teenagers” … Hahahaha ha ha … we all know what that’s ‘code’ for …

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