Laughing at Clown World Advocates

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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I’m also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who’s in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you’re an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.

18 Replies to “Laughing at Clown World Advocates”

  1. Can one identify as the master (whatever meaning that individual wants to apply to the word) of the easily offended crowd, and tell them to shut up? If how one identifies must be treated as real, then wouldn’t they have to (by their own rules)?

    Oh, wait, I forgot that they’re not smart enough to be aware that others can think. My bad.

    1. Maybe we should just give out a bunch of trophies. Hundreds of millions of trophies. Maybe that will shut them up.

  2. my preferred pronoun is “master”…it is just that no one has ever asked me what it is. But when they I expect heads to explode.

  3. To the woke, everything he wrote makes perfect, unironic sense.
    “ So what’s your point? “, a typical woke idiot might find himself asking.

  4. I’m an Irish/Canadian…whatever that means , blue collar worker who would like to identify with someone who’s on vacation.

  5. There is NO privilege in being white.

    I would know.

    I am a very white, blue eyed, blond haired heterosexual male ( catholic but agnostic ).

    No matter how you slice it, I am always at the back of the bus, at the bottom of the list,

    Blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, refugees, illegals, gays, lesbians, trans, muslims and of course feminists; ALL of them have more privileges than I do.

    NONE of them can be accused of a hate crime if they beat me up.

    All of them could accuse me of racism, homophobia or what have you if I no more than sneezed the wrong way and they were in the same room.

    ALL of them have the main stream media on their side covering for them, lying for them, blaming white men like me for all of their troubles, failures and mental problems .

    All can sue me for discrimination, I cannot sue any of them for that.

    Only my race is now said to be born bad, born racist… it is now taught in schools, and approved by the government thus it is now SYSTEMIC racism towards whites.

    Need I go on?

    I live on less than $30,000 a year so you can take your white privilege and stick it deep in your wahzoo you freakin pampered mooching a** holes.

    1. I was reminded of that today.

      Later this year, there will be civic elections here in Edmonton (or should it be Indianton, because the Indians run it now). Earlier this evening, someone shoved a brochure for one of the candidates who, I think, is my current ward alderthing.

      This clown emphasized the indianity of the ward by, first of all, referring to it by its soon-to-be indianized name, rather than its official numerical designation. (The changeover to Indian names was unilaterally mandated by our leftist city council. We, the electorate, were, of course, never consulted.) Just as bad was that he had the endorsement of Red Rachel’s predecessor, so, politically, I know which way he swings.

      I came across his website and there was a section where he blathered on about us being on stolen Indian land blah blah blah. But, if Mr. White Leftist feels so guilty about it, why is he still here?

      I’m quite tired of this horse puckey.

      By the way, I’m willing to bet that all those white lefties who’re apologizing for “stolen” Indian land have never ever set foot on a reserve. I grew up within an hour’s drive of at least 3 of them, but I’d be the one they consider racist.

      1. Have you ever noticed that those Indianized names all sound like Klingon? What’s up with that?

        About “white privilege”…why are most of the street people I see, people with nothing but a shopping cart and the clothes on their backs to their name white? How come almost every dumpster-diver, homeless schizoid, and junkie I ever saw in Vancouver was white? If we have so much privilege, how come so many of us are discarded like garbage?

        Oh right – the left is only talking about themselves! Pampered degreed professional HYPOCRITES loaded down with pointless guilt over their success in life. Effing idiots…

    2. Hi friend, come visit us here in NE rural Florida, you will feel right at home. I am glad I left Canada and could not be happier living with conservative friends. Canada is going down the tubes, sad to say.

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