When Your Chewing Gum Gives You Hope

20 Replies to “When Your Chewing Gum Gives You Hope”

1. F*cked In The Head Right On The Bed.
   That is what FakeFlu did to the world. Everyone is Stockholmed

   1. Watcher

      I believe you are wrong. I hope you are wrong. I suspect a large contingent of us did not get Stockholmed. Hopefully a majority who were temporarily intimidated by the forceful fearful, but will set the tone going forward. The gum ad gives hope that it is so.

   2. I may have to agree with you. An Aunt sent this video to the family a few days ago. Another Aunt’s reply was, “Can’t help but wonder how many cases of Covid were reported after filming this commercial.” She’s had her shot, of course. But they are all still terrified.

      1. Yes unfortunately the majority, I’d say 80%, of the public still think this was the black death that passed over us, not just the shadow of socialism.

   3. What is better than EXTRA gum to fight lockdown breath?

      But, but, but … didn’t Dr. Fauxci already grant permission for random Grindr hookups? Perhaps another advertisement with Dr. Fauxci …

2. Who would have thought that chewing gum was an act of rebellion?

3. They all look so happy. Disgusting!

4. Great ad.
   They could have taken this rout.

   https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6049716/

   https://fppn.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s43014-019-0001-8

   1. Why not HCQ and invermectin?

      1. No more dangerous than Nicorette.
         https://www.jaad.org/article/S0190-9622(20)30557-0/fulltext (File this under great minds.)
         Nicotine is also a good preventative but it would compete with the hydroxychloroquine (my ax)
         https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1568997219302009
         So, yeah, put ’em in peppermint chewing gum. Better than what we’ve (they’ve) been doing so far.

5. Gives me an idea for dispensaries .

6. When the government takes away a right, historically they don’t give it back or only give part of that right back. They have to be taken back by force. It would be more realistic if those people were running out of their homes with chains and baseball bats while chewing gum.

   1. Concur. Not enough pitchforks.

7. The people need to be fatter and paler.

8. This really does give me hope. Do NPCs actually want a return to normal? If so we might just get it.

9. I import my chewing gum from Singapore. Used.

10. Jumping the spearmint shark for sure, Fonzy.
    Dum dum gum gum.
    Hey, let’s be free to be idiots some more….chew chew baby.
    Try to deserve some recaptured freedom, if that is possible at this dark juncture.
    And, if we do, let us hope to do so with some semblance of dignity and merit, rather than just by chewing gum and groping each other.
    Excuse me… I get the intent, but we can do better than that gummy shite.

11. Finally got my appointment for the covid juice. I know a lot of SDA folks are skeptical of it but I’m going for it. I respect your choice and I really don’t want this to be mandatory. Anyway for my extended family the deal is once we’re all vaccinated no more complying with all the bs. Come at me bitches.

    1. I am but got the shot because I still want to be able to fly around. The health tracking is cming; they will probably expand to good, er state approved, diets etc.

12. No matter the reality, ya gotta admit, it was a fun ad to watch, and I don’t even like Spearmint gum. How many great songs like that one do we forget, until they appear in such ads. Even the zest in the way it is sung, makes the day a little brighter. No matter how hard they try, and boy they are really trying, ultimately, they cannot, and will not contain, the effervescence human spirit! No matter how long it takes, we, the unbroken mass of humanity, will triumph in the end.