Hot from Helsinki

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1. Man the Harpoons!

2. Not commenting…
   Was fearful she was going to take a dump on the drums.
   Would have scarred my brain for life.
   What you see, you can’t unsee.

   1. >Was fearful she was going to take a dump on the drums.

      It’s coming once the box of laxatives arrive from amazon. She’s loading up on colourful fruits and veg to make it extra special.

   2. Where is my bleach injection, when I really NEED one? Indeed, this cannot be unseen … only bleached out of my minds eye.

3. If that’s Part 1 I’m not tuning in for Part 2.

4. turdo sent her.

   It’s spanking time for Pinky NO’Tool.

   And Oz.

5. I can’t find her Patreon account. Off to Walmart to buy 2K worth of Apple gift cards to send her in the mail.
   I’ll bet that every time she sits down for a meal she eats like a “starving artist”.

   1. Obviously not a starving artist.

      1. It ain’t over ’til the fat lady (drum roll please) tinkles, or until she plays a drum roll.

6. I’m just grateful there was no little drummer boy under there.

7. It’s a good thing she’s not in this country. Not only would she get all sorts of government funding to continue her “art”, she’d be a shoe-in for the Order of Canada for her “cultural contributions”.

   That stuff only serves to give credibility to Yoko Ono’s crowning achievement:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

8. PLEASE. Some kind of advance warning.

   1. Yes, please…
      Ow, Ow, Ow, my eyes!

   2. I have learned to brace myself anytime Kate features an “artist”.

9. Fortunately, Finns have given us some great musical artists.

   One of my favourite composers is Jean Sibelius. One of his best-known works is Finlandia:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c

   Some SDAers may recognize the refrain as the tune for the hymn Be Still, My Soul. Some arrangements have that section performed with a choir.

   For something more modern, how about Cantus Arcticus by Einojuhani Rautavaara:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO3YRZWLvQo

   Other notable musical Finns include operatic singers Matti Salminen and Karita Matilla. A number of orchestral conductors came from that country as well, such as Esa-Pekka Salonen, who conducted the orchestra in Los Angeles and is now in San Francisco, and Jukka-Pekka Saraste, who led the Toronto Symphony Orchestra for several years.

10. David, you just made my list. I will never forgive you for that.

11. Dude. A heads up would’ve been nice.

12. I bet Sibelius couldn’t pee on a drum like that. Bravo!

13. I don’t hate myself enough to play those clips. The still pic was grotesque enough.

14. You cannot fix stupid! (Ron White, ca. 1995)

15. She’s a weight on the world all right; on the joists too.

16. Don’t ever do this again.

17. EVER!

18. It seems that many here are a bit pissed about watching that drum roll.

    1. *rimshot*

19. You have reached the end of the internet.

20. Is there even a new gender pronoun to describe that???
    Hefalump, swody, blumpfshart, transfat?

21. Don’t do that. In the millisecond before I backed out of the page I suffered SRGI (Severe Reaction to Grotesque Imagery.)

22. There isn’t enough energy in the whole Ontario electrical grid to shock that image from my mind.

    I’m just going outside and may be some time.

23. Does my not liking that make me a Philistine or a Luddite?

    If that qualifies as culture, edification or enlightenment, I’d sooner be considered a caveman banging rocks together.

    And, no, I don’t think that future generations will look upon that with awe and admiration.