Remembering the Magic Bullet

It’s so simple! We’ll all be saved! You rubes just need to listen to THE SCIENCE!

At long last, we have made a truly game-changing scientific breakthrough in preventing the spread of COVID-19. The impact of this breakthrough seems almost too good to be true.

We have found a disease control tool that, when used properly, can dramatically reduce the person-to-person transmission of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. Studies have shown that this tool could reduce transmission by somewhere between 50% and 85%. The tool is cheap and remarkably low-tech. You can even make one at home. It has no significant side effects. And with each passing day, the scientific research showing the tool’s effectiveness gets stronger and stronger.

Free at last, free at last, free at last… 

43 Replies to “Remembering the Magic Bullet”

    1. Only if you spell mask I-v-e-r-m-e-c-t-i-n, plus some zinc, vitamin D3 and vitamin C.

      But don’t tell any presstitutes.

  1. I wonder how many people were wearing masks religiously when they caught Covid 19.
    For all you Karens and Kevins out there.Here’s a little test you can try. Put your mask on as best as you can. Then spray some air freshener into the air and wait.
    After a few seconds if you can smell its artificial floral scent, your mask won’t protect you from a virus.

    1. There is a difference between prevention and reduction.
      Only isolation will prevent you from getting COVID.
      Masks will reduce the risk and should probably be used by and around the most vulnerable.

      1. True, but’s that’s not how they’re being sold. They are indeed magic. One idiot went as far as to say they were more effective than a vaccine.

      2. Or increase Covid 19 cases, as some studies suggest. There is no evidence to support what you claim.
        Despite everyone wearing masks, Covid 19 cases skyrocketed.
        Masks do not help prevent the spread of Covid 19. It even says so on the side of the box.

        1. It’s hard to tell. Most of the stuff inside the box (where most of the specs are) is written in Chinese. The only part I could understand said for gwailou use only.

          1. These masks are meant for short term use in a sterile surgery type situation to prevent spittle from landing on the patient. They are not meant for long term use.
            In fact they are known to contribute and cause the following when used for long term use –
            Oxygen deprivation, Various bacterial throat infections including strep throat, tooth decay, Carbon dioxide toxicity, Lowered immune system, Effects on heart rate, Thermal stress, just to name a few.
            Long term use of these masks are dangerous, and they do not stop the spread of Covid 19. In fact it’s been shown that the air you intake with an N95 mask, 30% goes through the mask while the other 70% goes in around the edges. It’s also interesting to point out that the Covid 19 virus is small enough to pass straight through a mask anyway.

      3. Unless the masks are N95 or better, they will do nothing to reduce the risk and probably will increase it.

    2. Yeah, and I am erecting a chain link fence to keep mosquitos and covid out of my privileged, private property yard.
      Oh, and Karen and Kevin can bite me. Bite Me! Ha! I laugh in hearty derision at any and all of those gelded K and K indoctrinated Fools.

  2. Dr. Theresa Tam said “Masks don’t work” and that anyone wanting the borders closed to COVID was a RACIST!

    I haven’t watched the news since, why are all these mask wearing racists running around spreading the virus?

    1. In BC, the infection and death rates went up AFTER mandatory masks and lockdowns happened, the inverse of what the experts said what would happen.

      Just wear a pair of glasses wearing a mask, that will tell anyone what kind of FILTER a mask is, as in NOT a filter whatsoever.

      Not that media would ever ask a contrary question to Bonnie Nazi, or ever question any statement that she utters, she’s next to God after all.

      1. It’s frankly troubling that we even have to explain this to canadians. You’d think that people who live anywhere where winter weather occurs would be able to determine for themselves that masks are ineffective. All one has to do is go outside on a cold morning with a mask on and observe what happens to one’s own breath.

      1. And if you can smell one more than 2 metres away, how effective is “social distancing”?

  3. Beautiful little piece of Propaganda,just what I expect from Time comics.
    The Media narratives are getting old.
    I wonder how the media will define “Asian” if pinned down?
    Masks work!.
    Why yes they do,blocking facial recognition software and allowing one to pass amongst the Marching Morons without friction.
    I suggest we acquire more comfortable masks as the need for anonymity and camouflage will only grow.
    And as this prolonged stage of lockdown continues,we can refuse to unmask..Cause Safety.

    Next trick?
    The reversible mask,where you appear as one person,depart as another.
    Could be the cure for state surveillance.
    The Dread Covid,what an opportunity for city dwellers to scramble the system.

  4. When it’s cool outside and I wear a mask, my glasses fog. Which means the masks do squat to “protect others” as the fools claim

  5. Who, with even a limited amount of functioning brains cells would accept medical advice from the likes of Time magazine. Unless you are sick, in which case you should stay home, masks are all about government control and compliance.

  6. As early as 1946 the scientist have studied the effectiveness of masks in preventing viral infections. Only N95 masks in a controlled environment have shown a small reduction in infections. But with covid and mask mandates our Professional class, smug overlords could deflect from their incompetence and blame the public by insisting that mask work but the public isn’t following their advice and that’s why the virus is spreading.

  7. Out for a walk today and approaching me was a 60 something couple. Neither of them had masks on and neither did I. But as they got to about 15 feet away the lady pulled up a neck gator over her face, passed me and then she pulled it back down. She’s convinced, i suppose from the daily fear porn she watches on the local news, the virus is that contagious that in about a one second span of time it took to for us to pass it could somehow exit me and enter her with such a viral load that would infect her and cause illness. BUT… the mask saved her you see. Proves the power of propaganda that seemingly ‘normals’ can become this fearful and irrational. I’ve been convinced for several months now that we’ll see people wearing masks for the rest of our lives.

    1. I see the same crap every day. I will not move out of the way for these people, nor will I acknowledge their presence.

  8. I’ve always considered the magic bullet to be the CCP anal swab. Speaking of which, where’s mine?

  9. What the hell is happening at SDA? Boring and stupid after 20 years of cutting edge comment.

    From a 15+ year visitor and commenter

  10. The article specifically says “droplets.” It is mainly through aerosol transmission that the virus is spread. Masks DO NOT stop this. Our journalistic experts. LOL

  11. Truth be told, we could probably achieve a greater reduction in transmission if we simply instructed everyone to breathe through their noses.

    Ahhh, who am I kidding? That’s too high a function for most “progressives”.

  12. Equally as farcical is the obsession with making sure one’s nose is completely covered. I’ve often been threatened by the soyboys and purple-haired, tattooed bulldykes of the Felix Dzershinsky League (laughably called airport check-in security) with being banned from flying or even entering the main part of the terminal if I don’t submit, behave, and “properly” hide my proboscis underneath a face diaper.

    Then again, can one trust a periodical that considers the likes of Gaia Goddess Greta as its person of the year?

  13. I just wear the spray paint respirator everywhere. N-95, full-filtering with no bypass, looks very Raccoon City. You wanted a mask? Now THIS is a mask.

    Go big or go home, Karen.

  14. I got lost in the links.
    Ivermectin works; I laugh at the theater and hysteria of masks and vaccines.

  15. This is an article from June 29, 2020. Given the “Remembering” in Francisco’s post title, I’m guessing he intended to convey that despite widespread mask use, it didn’t prevent the second wave, or the in-progress third wave, or …

    Assuming that was the intent, Francisco, you’ve got to communicate more clearly. How many people are going to notice the date in the article, tie it back to the post title, and guess the intended message? Judging by the responses, not that many.

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