How’s Your Morning?

21 Replies to “How’s Your Morning?”

1. Russia huh? Too bad…”The Czech is in the male” joke coulda been used here.

2. Electric?
   Hybrid?

3. I’ll bet he wished he had a Kia then.

   1. Is this where you say…
      Run Forest, Run…

      Wow, I have no idea why this would be kicked into moderation.
      Could you enlighten me on this?
      Thanks.

4. Why did the video stop??? Did they join up???

5. Exit, pursued by a bear.

6. SO. Did the bear ketchup????

7. Would have been cuter if the Russian bear remembered to wear it’s red-starred ushanka. We don’t get to see how long the unfortunate prospective chew toy had to run before crossing the street. Good thing he was able to run with some speed. It didn’t look like the bear was trying to catch up but didn’t have to. The man was looking greatly petered out.

8. Kias.

9. If I were the bear, I wouldn’t bother. Too sinewy and tastes of vodka.

   1. You don’t like your steaks marinated?

10. Needs a “don’t be drinkin coffee over your keyboard” warning.

11. The bear might shit in the woods but that guys shitting in public.

12. L – “1. Pandemic Regulations: people permitted outdoors, when they’re exercising their pets.

    “2. To qualify as exercise, both person and pet must achieve an elevated pulse rate.”

13. I blame global warming for the bears coming out of hibernation early. If only the Russians had a carbon tax.

14. Since the bear seemed to anxious to get a Kia, did it at least get a good deal on one?

15. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
    Still, just because he rejected you does not mean you shouldn’t shave.

    1. Hmmm….
       New kind of Cougar?

16. To be honest … that is how most people feeeeeeeel most days. Our contemporary society has simply replaced the Bear with; bills, ornery bosses, deadlines … and taxes. Oh God! the taxes.

    1. As a learned bunch of chaps probably asked a couple of centuries ago:

       “Where is the representation paid for by all this taxation?”

       Modern (and not so modern) taxation systems are essentially indistinguishable from the classic “protection racket”.

       OPM is utterly addictive stuff. Moreso once the vermin arrange things so that “resistance is futile” and VERY bad for your health.

17. That’s some slow, fat bear. I’ve seen faster. You generally don’t outrun a bear, especially with winter boots on. I know someone who tried. I think it was just showing off, not really pouring the coal to the chase. “Heh, make him change his pants. Heh, heh, heh.”
    There’s that ‘moderation again”. C’mon maaaan. It’s a bear and it’s FAT AND SLOW, not some wymyn trotting down Dzerchinsky Avenue.