87 Replies to “March 1, 2020: Reader Tips”

      1. Considering how she and her first husband (some chap by the name of Sean Penn–I’m sure nobody ever heard of him) were fruitloops, it makes one wonder who was the one who initiated divorce proceedings.

        1. Well it is hard to be married to someone who practices semen extraction from every available source. On the other hand Sean The Submariner Penn has plenty of experience removing liquid from leaking holes.

    1. I am so tired of these “entertainers” such as Madonna (over the hill) or Ellen Page (or Elliott Page, her transgender name) who feel oppressed. The truth of the matter is that no one wants to hire them anymore. I wish they would just go away, enjoy their money and leave the rest of us alone.

      1. “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that’s not being talked about.” Oscar Wilde

        1. My, my….. the standards at Playboy have fallen, haven’t they?

  1. So Canada Post is sending every household a postage paid post card so we can send covid messages. I’d love for it to go horribly wrong somehow but I can’t come up with anything that would :

    1 – go viral
    2 – be anti Trudeau/libtard

    1. How about we all send it to Chicom embassy so they can forward it to Michaels wishing them a speedy return from the fascist shithole that imprisons them?

      1. “Thank you”? “Good luck”? “Praise Justin”? (sarcasm = off)

          1. I was too polite to use Al Swearingen’s favourite cuss words.

    2. What a perfect gift-wrapped present to all the Jussie Smolletts out there! Was this their motive? Juthtin, Canada Post and the CBC think it might work.

  2. Great Leader Adolf The Gay Pirate, is back from Harrington Lake. After his highly successful interview at NBC, he is ready for a new week of global warming scams and throwing money out the door. Today he once again speaks virtually to high school students.

  3. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/devin-nunes-capitol-narrative-building-gop?utm_source=msn&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=msn_feed

    The Democrats are NEVER going to “give up” the White House again.
    We see the same up here in the Frozen Turdeau Land. Bill Fartface Blair stating that the Conservatives want to allow concealed carry – not that I’m against it – or that they want to undo background checks is just one bouquet of lies. They’ll put Juthtin back in a bullitt-proof vest soon enough, or have someone write C**t on a Hajdu’s office.
    I won’t argue that the Republicans and Conservatives haven’t lost their way, but compared to Democrats and Liberals…

    1. Nunes is a regular guest on John Batchelor’s show and has some interesting insights as to Washington politics.

  4. And now stories you won’t find in the bought and paid for Canadian media. Blacklock’s Reporter explains that the Liberals want people to be able to vote over the phone. What could possibly go wrong? And the Liberals gave a 150 million dollar sole source contract to Lavalin for field hospitals, that nobody wanted.

  5. Columbo: I had an uncle. He played bagpipes in the shriners band. He couldn’t play a note, but nobody could tell the difference

  6. It’s becoming more apparent as each day passes we are going to be among the last countries to have all citizens vaccinated against COVID. It’s a SNAFU from the start with Trudeau making announcements then dozing off on a hind tit on delivering.

    How stupid can we be to be?

    1. Perhaps being last in line is a good thing .
      We get to see every other countries people die off from the effects before us.
      Gives us time for second thoughts.

      1. *
        i wouldn’t let “pm care bear” walk my dog… never mind
        mess around with my genome.

        maybe rna vaccines are the future… but for right now i’m
        going with… “not me, not mine… not today.

        *

      1. The own article disproves itself. Seriously “At the time, Britain saw its NHS crumbling, while the kingdom’s neighbours that were slow to make a decision on vaccination saw their Covid-19 numbers dropping rapidly” below a graph showing the UK’s numbers dropping like a rock.

        1. The big concern here is as yet unknown long-term side effects from a new type of “vaccine” that has not been tested for long term repercussions. That worried me.

          1. Linda…

            When someone puts genetic altering molecular sized nano particulates into ones system…??

            I’d question that person’s Sanity. Particularly given the powers that be: Govt’s, Govt Paid Health mouthpieces, Politicians & the MSM have all pushed in a FULLY synchronized manner, for humanity to embrace these injections as “The Only Way” for their salvation from a flu bug with a 99.7% survival rate.

            SHEEP being led to slaughter. VAERS agrees….Only question remaining is one of ITS LATENT LETHALITY.

          2. One of my fraternity brothers is a thalidomide baby – no right hand, just a stub where his thumb should be.

            I’ll wait a few years.

    1. Kamala Harris. And by this fall, the Harris-AOC administration will be in full action mode.

      1. AOC is still too young. She’ll be 35 in late 2024.

        But heck part of me says fuck it, let’s vote for her. The youth want socialism, let them have it; black outs, no cars, long lines at grocery stores for next to no food.

        1. She’ll be 35 in late 2024

          Now that the Dems control everything, they’ll change that as they have the votes.

    1. Black Lives Matter is a human rights movement, and it’s not a political one

      I had a black friend pull that one on me. I asked her point-blank, since when have human rights issues not been political issues?

    1. Which guys, Buddy? You’re at the receiving end of shots, you’re not going to go outside to identify the shooters. According to reports, an RCMP car was outside the firehall with an officer and an emergency response person there when the second Mountie car stopped and their occupants opened fire. Fortunately, no one was killed or injured, but it was close. The officer already there quickly put hands up and the shooting stopped, but not before considerable damage had been done. Obviously, the RCMP have one seriously fubarred communications system.

        1. No one calls our Frances that. Can’t you learn to be opinionated without being rude?

    1. Odd, I don’t remember many prepubescent children responsible enough to choose their own bedtime let alone their own gender.

    1. That was just awful. Peel Health agency tries to wiggle out if it, but someone needs to be fired over this scandalous lack of judgement. Those involved in setting lockdown regulations are cruel, ignorant and totally lacking judgement. Governments are full of such people.

    2. Hudson – whoever the supremely stupid s..t was who mandated this, he/she/it has never had children – or at least none that he/she/it has had any day-to-day experience for. Forcing a preschooler (or for that matter, any child under ten) into mandatory quarantine is serious child abuse; forget the practicality of doing that in the average home.

      Our family has young’uns, and the cousins are suffering because can’t get together. So a skating party was organized where all participants could be outdoors and enjoying healthy exercise. Only problem was that the youngest two aren’t that good at skating yet, so videos showed more small masses of crumpled colour down on the ice than proud skaters. Those two decided the adjacent playground was more to their liking, and that’s where they went. A photo shows the pair of them together in the tire swing; no masks, no social distancing, and just loving being together after so long apart. We all thought it was great, and hope to see more get-togethers in the future.

    1. L- What could possibly go wrong ?
      File under how to win a fed. election regardless of the votes of the citizenry.
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      “Canadians should be able to vote by phone in a pandemic election, says a Liberal majority on the House affairs committee. The recommendation was met by opposition warnings of a ballot box swindle: “It opens the door to fraud.”
      https://www.blacklocks.ca/feds-want-vote-by-telephone/

      1. Telepathy not by telephone.
        For our all seeing superiors know how we should vote and this they will record.
        Not what we do vote but what we “Really meant to vote”,as interpreted by some Liberal Minion at Elections Canada.
        Cause everyone knows that CBC and the other government media minions,speak for Can Ahh Duh.

      2. Fraud?? It simply ensures that women from cultures that wear bags on their heads will vote the way they are supposed to.

  7. Oh Noooo! Blacklock reports that Great Leader misled(lied) to the public about his pandemic response, according to internal emails.

  8. My child going to private pre-school while my teachers union locks out the students – just one “small school.”
    Many small schools, like with 10,000 students, man, that’s important, that’s what I’m focused on, keeping them home.
    Along with caring for my dreadlocks. Right after I drop off my kid. There’s a major difference; I’m important. How dare you.

    “Meet Matt Meyer. White man with dreads and president of the local teachers’ union,” the group wrote in a tweet on Saturday along with video footage of Meyer. “He’s been saying it is unsafe for *your kid* to be back at school, all the while dropping his kid off at private school.”

    Meyer told Fox News in a statement that the video, which blurred out his child’s face, was “very inappropriate” and an intrusion of his child’s privacy. He added that there were “no public options for kids her age.”

    “There are major differences in running a small preschool and a 10,000 student public school district in terms of size, facilities, public health guidance and services that legally have to be provided,” Meyer (dreadlock dude) said. How contrite.

  9. Blackie’s CBC reports that Blackie’s Toronto Star will launch an online casino to fund its journalism. Let the jokes begin.

    1. MikeT – It’s all about creating unity. Really. Now if they could just put in jail anyone who doesn’t support this they will have full unity.

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