Now Hiring

15 Replies to “Now Hiring”

1. LOL…love the Babylon Bee! I don’t know who the smartasses are that write for them but they always hit it out of the park.

   1. The Bee is a gem.

      I fear it may be Carano-ed.

2. Here I was certain the real Sith Lord was Jar Jar… but nope wrong again, it’s yet another over-reaching Corp.

   The irony is that that Nazi lover Walt was an anti-communist, the old bastards frozen head must be spinning fast enough to make the Kessel run.

   Seriously, we have separation of church and state, how about separation of business and state.

3. In (un)related news, here is the new advertising for the Lincoln Project (posting it here so you can catch it before Twitler deletes it): https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1360238241648177156

4. L – Clearly, a job for Annie Oakely.
   It’s easy to be docile, when those who give you grief have run away to play hide and shoot.

   1. Here’s Ethel Merman as Annie:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EslXq-O2moM
      And here’s Betty Hutton in the movie:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGB7yTZEZE4

5. The problem with the Babylon Bee is that it hits reality more than it hits actual satire!

   The recruitment ad from Disney will likely be almost word for word the same.

6. I do love that Bee. They are as seriously warped as I aspire to be.

7. Snopes actually fact checked them on something a few months ago. It was not because Snopes didn’t understand that it was blatant satire. Instead, the basis for the fact check was that the post by The Bee was doing too much damage to the Left at the time.

   1. Snopes is bullshit.

8. Somebody like this you mean?

   The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
   After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
   For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
   “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
   Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.”
   The man said “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife”.
   The agent said, “Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home”.
   The second man was given the same instructions.
   He took the gun and went into the room.
   All was quiet for about five minutes.
   The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
   The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes, so take your wife and go home ”
   Finally, it was the woman’s turn.
   She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
   She took the gun and went into the room.
   Shots were heard one after another.
   They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
   After a few minutes, all was quiet.
   The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
   “The gun was loaded with blanks” she said.
   “I had to kill him with the chair.”

   1. Should have led: Strong, Fierce, Obedient? check. Submissive, Docile… not so much.

   2. We Not worthy

9. The Babylon Bee has an app on both Apple and Android which is a great way to access their satire. I use it whenever I need a laugh or to irritate my insanely-liberal nephew.

10. Disney needs recruits: they should look at the female Liberal MP’s and particularly those in Cabinet.