44 Replies to “Gag Gift Suggestion”

  2. By the way, if they ask why you’re buying them a 2020 calendar, just tell them “because it’s 2015”, and It doesn’t have to make sense if you voted for him.

    1. – or just tell ’em “I thought I’d spare your feelings – yeah 2020 was a $hitshow, but 2021 is gonna’ be a lot WORSE! So now you’ll have a handy reminder of how nice 2020 was by comparison.”

      (” – and besides, this-year’s calendars cost a lot more.”)

  3. Gosh. Thanks for this, Robert!

    My Greater Glengarry Moosehound, Ol’ Jerome, passed away ’bout a year ago. I’m picking up his purebred GGM replacement (Honest Abe) at the end of the month and I was worryin’ what I’d do for a target when I train him to go Trudeau.

    1. @Ian:
      Well so is the one of him dancing in an Indian costume. But there are only 12 months and an abundance of silly pictures of him, more than enough for 365 days of the year.

        1. There are 365 photos of him acting naturally!

          I’m reminded of the old joke: “Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end and you be yourself.” (Ta-dum tish!)

          Oddly enough, I think that would easily describe Prinz Dummkopf.

  5. A pinup calender of that communist?
    I’d rather chunder than to be see that chuff.
    Fuggetaboutit!
    Who is getting the profit from that junk anyway?

    Watch “TOP 5 DUMBEST Trudeau Moments Caught on Camera”
    https://youtu.be/gxHk7kKxwrk

    1. Believe it or not, there was a bupid stitch at my work that had a calendar of Che Guerrero. I asked her why, she retorted, “I LOVE him!”

      1. Hormones talking, she has no idea what she’s saying. Does she read? A bundle of books on War and especially the Holocaust would wake her up.

      1. In both cases, the dog’s companion is empty-headed. On second thought, Casey might have more brains than Prinz Dummkopf.

    1. I have been very very very drunk, too many times.

      I’ve done a lot of wild things in that state of mind.

      But I would still NEVER order that.

  9. You know how people say “I just threw up in my mouth a little bit”?

    I wish I knew what that was like. Because I just threw up a whole bunch.

    1. Yep…now that might be worth the effort…there are a few bathrooms in Taranna that need this.

  11. Not only was the carbon tax an affront on all sensibilities. The boy pig is now raising it by 570%.
    While the best we can get out of the Conservative Party of Canada is a bit of whining… if that.
    You know I’m so disgusted with this SOB that I can’t even laugh at this.

  12. A 2020 Calendar?

    2020 isn’t over yet.

    One very possible scenario is that when we eventually wake up after the New Years Eve festivities, including the oral administration of assorted anti-bacterials at approved social distances, it will be 32 December 2020 and so on ad nauseum.

    The “2020 Vibe” will absolutely not self-extinguish at midnight on the 31st Dec 2020.

    There is WAY too much money and power to be garnished by continuing 2020 for ever.

    2020 vision?

  14. All the best people at CBC already have one. Rosie has one at the office and one in her bedroom.

  19. I bought it for work last year to annoy one of my co-workers. He hates Trump. And he actually hates Trudeau too. So when he comes in to discuss what made up shit Colbert or Maddow said about Trump on their show the night before, he sees Zustin staring at him, reminding him how low Canada went in voting for that idiot.

  21. Yes one or two blackface pics, maybe for those hot summer months, when crackers over tan just a little too much.
    But also missing would be the current look,,, you know, the drug store brown hair dye kit with the grey beard. Talk about a unauthentic look.

  23. Pity it’s not free otherwise I would get one for a friend of my wife who had Harper derangement syndrome back in 2016. I haven’t spoken with him since so I can’t say anything about his current opinion of Bytown Blackie.

  25. I would not disgrace my home with that POS’ face anywhere. If you gave me one – i wouldnt even disgrace myself with wiping my arse with it,
    Total PUKE,

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