18 Replies to “I Amuse Myself”

      1. Had to reload Twitter multiple times…..haha…..They seem to sense my answer….
        F…. That.

        I did have the coronavirus in January…all of January. My 63 year old self survived. My issue is our zero accountability health care system. I was misdiagnosed 3 months ago with post nasal drip. Finally got a second opinion that said I had a collapsed lung. X-rays going back 6 months showed it. Surgery was successful Tuesday. Fear the mediocrity of some Doctors not the virus. Thanks SK Health! Yikes.
        PS: Total knee replacement postponed due to spike….hahahahaha
        So after a year of waiting…let’s wait some more!

        Cheers,

        Peter

        1. Peter I am quite sure I also had “it” all of Jan. and my much older self survived without treatment or medication other than some very strong cough syrup.

          1. Glad you are okay as well! Apparently we are to crusty to die……So it’s Donald J. Trump, Very Old White Guy and your truly……conquer the virus and living life!

            Keep this up and we will be extremely old guys….haha

            Cheers!

            Peter

        3. Peter, just be glad they didn’t remove your testicles by mistake, when they were supposed to do the lung instead. Similar stuff has happened.
          When you review all the shenanigans of change around mask no mask do as your told and be quiet while we scrub our past mistakes about masks and the virus, you’re fortunate they didn’t remove a leg as well.

          1. Thanks Gerry!

            Second opinion Doctors were great, highest order! Orthropod is top notch as well. These are Doctors, much like my father, great at what they do. Thank God….yup….God…..that they are still around!

            Cheers!

            Peter

            PS: I always wear a cup…..haha

    1. not to worry, the tests are mostly wrong and apparently those who test positive do not get sick, strange that.

      1. – And in Canada, you have two routes –

        1) say in public “I think I’ve got COVID” and the black van is stopped in front of you before the “COVID” is fully out of your mouth, you’re flung in it and hustled away, and tested within the hour. Maybe two hours, at the outside.

        Or,

        2) feel crummy – like most of us do at this time of year anyway – and make an appointment with your doctor (if you have one), wait two weeks for the appointment, go to your doctor and say “I feel crummy.” He (or she) replies, “It’s the Autumn cruds – get over it err, here, here’s a prescription for some pills.” And you pay for the prescription and take the pills and they don’t help, so you go back to your doctor after waiting two more weeks for another appointment and get told “Everybody’s got it, go away and quit bothering me, come back in a month so I can bill you again without busting my income tax window for this month”, and you go away and six weeks later (the month he told you, plus two MORE weeks waiting for your friggin’ appointment) he finally says “I wonder if you’ve got COVID?” and he tests you and yes you do. So after all these months –

        a) do you remember ANYBODY you interacted with all-those-months-ago who might’ve given it to you? and

        b) do you remember EVERYBODY you’ve interacted with during all those months since, who you might’ve given it to?

        Good luck…

  4. When he picks me up for my supervised quarantine, l’ll tell the simian impersonating an Ottawa police officer that I got Wuhan flu from his sister Aisha while I was screwing her fat black arse, and apparently I have at least an inch on her brother, and surely it’s haram for a good Muslim girl to squeal like a pig?

    Then I’ll cough in the bastard’s face.

  9. I do not have a twitter account but I would vote “f**k that ”

    The covid is like the flu.

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