26 Replies to “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

  1. Ok, then….bring out your smelly dead to invigorate tourism in the era of….ooh, baby, Covid 19.
    Here come many tourists in buses from Wuhan to smell the findings, etc.
    Fuck it. Why not do this in 2020. The year of masked up mummies and lemmings and all things cursed in tombs that should have been left unearthed.
    Tut tut….I jest. Back inside my condo made of Stone now…..brown cow.
    Burp.

  3. I guess the Dems must be desperate to find someone to beat Trump if they have to resort to this.

  4. You were expecting maybe that scene from Indiana Jones when the Nazis opened the Arc of the Covenant?

    That would have this entire hellish year worthwhile.

  5. I will be so flicking happy when the US election is over, probably not until Christmas. The US (lefties), China and the globalist cabal (including all levels of Canadian governments) have made 2020 the worst year ever in my lifetime.

    But it is a culmination of stuff that started with LB Pearson, Maurice Strong and the slimy slide that Canadians accepted, as did all of Europe.

    1. L, I will be so happy when everyone who is terrified of the whu who flu dies from the flu or their own anxiety. Good bye and good luck and the rest of us can get on with our lives.

  6. Well the mummy looks much better that Ruth Baader-Meinhof during her final days… What? Too early?

  7. Old joke from behind the Iron Courtain:

    A mummy was found. The archaeologists could not determine the name of the mummified Egyptian noble. Eventually Soviet archaeologists were asked for help. They took the mummy and within couple of days came the identification.
    “His name was Rameses 13th.”
    “How do you know?”
    “He confessed,” the reply was.

    1. LOL! Love it! Thanks for the morning laugh. Those Soviet era jokes from Eastern Europe are classic.

      1. My fav was from mid-80s Cold War:

        It’s primary school lesson time in Soviet Russia. The teacher is propagandizing to the 10-yr olds:

        TEACHER: Why do we love Mother Russia?

        STUDENTS: Because She has liberated us!

        TEACHER: And why do we hate the United States?

        (LONE VOICE): Because it has not liberated us… ?

        mhb23re

        1. We used to joke in the 80s that Poland needed to send two messages to the White House.
          1. We declare war on you.
          2. We unconditionally surrender to your occupation forces.

          1. That tactic didn’t work for Grand Fenwick in the novel and, later, the movie of The Mouse That Roared. (The movie’s funny, featuring Peter Sellers playing three different characters, along with Jean Seberg and a pre-Rumpole Leo McKern. Watch for William Hartnell, the original Doctor Who.)

  9. No chance of dreading any disease. The pic shows that the archeologists are wearing anti-virus masks. No problemo. /s

    1. Should read “…spreading any disease”. The Samsung tablet’s fault. It’s always the tablet’s fault.

  12. Only a green frog with tophat and cane popping out and singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…” could make this year more insane.

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