The Nosepicker’s Guide To The Galaxy

16 Replies to “The Nosepicker’s Guide To The Galaxy”

1. Seriously. There should be no comments. Everyone just lol to yourself and let this poor guy live in infamy.

   1. Yep, no where to go with this one.

      1. those magnets could have went up his COLON

2. Astrophysicist learns rocket surgery or would that be brain science.

3. I’ll remember this every time I see a Facebook post telling me that someone has a PhD and I must listen to their opinion on something very serious, like Wuhan Flu or Climate Change.

4. Wrecked ‘im? Damn near killed him!

   Oh, wait. Wrong orifice. My bad.

5. What a bonehead!
   I guess he feels like smacking himself upside the head right about now.
   Darwin Award.

6. I recall an old sketch performed by Cheech and Chong about a Jewish father who took his son to the doctor.

   “Nickels, dimes, quarters, a whole half dollar, he’s got Fort Knox up his nose.”

7. Really, when I clicked the link I was expecting to see a photo of Homer J Simpson. In Rod we trust!

8. Another Australian hospitalized because of COVID-19.
   Thank goodness he ran out of magnets before suffocating himself.

9. This seems like it should be one of those “Honey, I finished the internet” things.

10. I’ve messed around with these neodymium magnets in the past, building a scale electrical gen for a scale wind turbine. I can tell ya, they are not something to play with…I was using 1″ dia by .25″ tk. Get two of them stuck together with a bit of finger skin between…? prepare to lose said skin.

    Smart like a sack of hammers.
    One wonders what else this moron puts up his nose.?

    1. steak, well BLOW me down!

11. When I was 6 or 7 years old, around 1955 or 1956, I was playing with or erector set, or something like that, and I stupidly pushed up a small bead up my nose. We lived in the country (in western Pennsylvania), and my mother took me to our elderly doctor. He took out this long narrow forceps, stuck it way up my nose, grabbed the bead, and pulled it out. All I could remember was crying and screaming the whole time.

    1. I did something similar when I was younger. My father bundled me in the car and was taking me either to a physician or hospital when I sneezed, blowing the object in question out my nose.

       I don’t think I did anything that dumb ever again.

12. Believe me, his colleagues, one of whom is a friend, are bagging him mercilessly…

    I keep thinking; “I said, ‘across her nose’, not up it”!!!