Ricky Gervais Deserves a Nobel Prize

Can it be possible that this finally signals the end of Woke Culture?

“If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.”

So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything.

You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god and then f**k off.

45 Replies to “Ricky Gervais Deserves a Nobel Prize”

    1. The only part of the GG awards worth watching is Gervais’ intro,the rest is crap. American are just too f***ing sensitive, they should see Gervais on British TV doing awards shows, anything he does over here is kindergarten compared to that.

      And his windup line is dead on,stfu and take your award then f*** off.

  1. Brilliant! I’m disappointed he didn’t plant some blows on AGW enthusiasm and the consequent vegan menu at the do but he couldn’t squeeze everything into eight minutes! Bravo, Ricky, your finest blast!

  2. Love It! Used to love watching award shows – haven’t done so for at least 10 years (perhaps longer). No longer care – have not seen any of the Best Pictures, am tired of low IQ actors spouting off their political stances. No one cares what you think – just do a good job of acting the part written for you.

  3. I’m not so sure that Gervais will be hurt at all with his Hollywood hit job. His past projects have been self created and far too successful for the likes of Netflix and HBO to pass on. He’s probably one of few that could get away with smacking around the pretentious Hollywood crowd.

    Have to say, I loved it.

  4. Gervais seemed to have a lot of support in the room. Either that or the people there were to stupid to understand what he was saying. Just as likely I guess.

    1. The latter. He basically called Leonardo DeCaprio a pedophile, and Leo was nodding and clapping.

      1. Think for a moment.
        Pedowood is called out in front of a national audience, albeit with some “humor”…… hardy har har.
        The very next day their friend, Weinstein is charged with MORE sex crimes. Coincidence?

        And…. this is two years TO THE DAY from where “Q” made a post about the awakening, associated with “a red carpet”.
        Gervais part of “the PLAN”?

  5. Ricky knows, or should know, that the agents write those speeches for their clients. They’re told what to say. Everybody in the room knows that. Hence the embarrassment, because they know it’s all lies, but if they don’t slander President Trump they’ll never work in Hollywood again.

    Hollywood will abandon woke culture and anti-American, pro-Chinese propaganda when they stop being profitable. Lots of money to be made in China, and as long as you don’t get involved in Chinese politics (and libel America and President Trump at every opportunity), nobody in Beijing cares if you rape children—not white children, anyway. (Han children are another story.)

    Harvey’s trial begins today. Everybody knows he’s on trial not for being a pervert but for no longer meeting financial targets.

  6. That was a delicious video. I loved when he insulted these know-nothing actors, the camera would then pan to the face(s) of the
    just skewered idiot and all you got was either a nervous laugh or a frown. He tore a thousand new assholes and they couldn’t do anything but sit there and take it. Not one of these cowards tried to stop him or say “enough” or anything like that.

    Why? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and they knew he was right. Nice

    In any American university he would have been shouted off the stage in nanoseconds.
    Gervais would obliterate an icon and then say, “I’m not doing this stupid award show again, so I don’t care.”
    In the same week, Trump takes out an evil Muslim scumbag and this guy insults the most arrogant, rotten people on earth

    Happy New Year and Welcome to 2020 folks.

    1. Ricky Gervais stole ‘The Golden Globes,’ right out from under the Hollywood Herd.
      Rather than the tawdry over-dressed muppets, *Gervais* is being lauded. Priceless!

  7. Great Speech – Absolutely love it..!!
    Long overdue for someone to throw it right back into their stupified faces…that they are arrogant petulant children that for all intents & purposes, dont know shit & live in fantasy land. The LA Brotherhood of LIBERALS. Those that I put on a level lower than petty thieves, pickpockets …they at least EARN a living.

    PEDOWOOD
    ..they get no monies from me….ever.

  8. The essential ingredient for all GREAT comedy … the truth.

    He kept repeating that he didn’t care (about offending Hollyweirdos) … because this was his LAST Golden Globes appearance. Ain’t that the truth. Too old, too rich, too Foreign, to care.

    But right on cue … shocked faces, and gasps! As IF .. half the room wasn’t in Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book of blackmail. As IF … they haven’t received less education than Little Greta who dropped out of school 4 years ago at age 12, and now encourages all kids to be as DUMB as her. Acting!!

  9. Well I guess he won’t be working anymore. It used to be in Hollywood that an actor would be blacklisted for being a communist, now your blacklisted if your not a communist.

  10. If Gervais is looking for work he can do a political commentary show with Don Cherry. The Rebel could carry them; Trudeau would offer $600 million for them to quit.

  11. It was satire front to back.

    I don’t think the Hollywood morons got it. There was laughter but stilted, nervous, unaware that the joke was on them.

    “That Ricky Gervais sure is funny. What is it exactly he was talking about?”

  12. “Everyman” Tom Hanks was pissed and pained.

    Recall his insufferably condescending diktat that “Donald Trump will not be President of the Unites States”.
    Of course he only plays “everyman” on the silver screen.

    A friend once opined that he was the new Jimmy Stewart.
    No way!

    1. Tom Hanks is the most insufferable and over rated “actor” in Hollyweird.

      First and foremost, the idiot can’t even act. He delivers monotone lines with an even more boring delivery than Peter Mansbridge were that even possible.

      He has no screen charisma. He has a cringeworthy tone of voice and smile that gives me the creeps.

      He became famous for playing a moron. Before that he was a nobody.

      And there are a lot of rumours floating around about his offscreen behavior. Him playing Mr Rogers may be an attempt to ward those off but it just makes it worse.

    2. Things nobody has said ever:

      Brigadier General Thomas Hanks; Distinguished Flying Crossx2, Croix de Guerre with Palm.

  13. I nominate Ricky Gervais to open Parliament and also to be guest speaker at the Conservative Convention.

    Talk about folks that really need some truthiness……..

    To say nothing about the wealth of material.

  14. “Can it be possible that this finally signals the end of Woke Culture?”

    No. The real signal will be Trump winning in November. If he can beat the Margin of Fraud, that’s when the influence peddlers figure out Woke(tm) is done and they’ll move on to something else that sells better.

    Probably “Blood And Soil” Nazism if history is any guide.

    1. Han Chinese supremacy, is my bet. Fascism with Chinese characteristics is still immensely profitable—and Hollywood’s financial backers haven’t quite forgiven Uncle Adi for stabbing them in the back.

      I don’t think even President Trump’s re-election alone will do the trick. The end of “woke” anti-American pop culture will come when the money gets cut off.

      What the President needs to do is to restore to the American people the right to issue money and regulate its value in the United States, a right usurped by banks owned and operated by citizens of nowhere.

      Do that and suddenly everything that is technically feasible and in the better long-term interest of the American people will become financially possible. On that list are a solid border wall and the repair of US infrastructure neglected by the globalists.

      Tedious Hollywood films whose high concept is “white people suck” won’t be.

      1. Does anybody even bother reading these anymore? If it’s not “Han Chinese”, it’s “Amalekites” or some other Rachel Dolezal fixation.

        It makes comments sections a lot shorter if you just skip some, and all the replies to them…

  15. I especially loved it when Ellen Degenerate said she turned gay and lost her TV series. Ellen went gay and ceased being funny. Every show had little humour and had her yelling I’m gay, I’m gay, to an audience that wasn’t. She had a whole year of lecturing people before she was cancelled because no-one was watching.

  16. It was funny. The reactions were funnier. They looked like spoiled rich kids who finally got their comeuppance. Stunned, shocked, deer-in-the-headlights look….

    My bet is that Gervais will skewer the other side in the near future to restore balance and smooth things over with celebrities.

  17. No, it isn’t the end of woke jokers. I read elsewhere that a handful of them made political speeches despite Gervais calling them out up front.

    1. Stevie, there really is no cure for stupid. Education only compounds the level of stupid. there are some very stupid people who hold PHD’s.

  18. It was quite good. Maybe the audience was stupid enough to not realize that he took a strip off of them all?

  19. The host is expected to provide some acid to contrast with the sickeningly sweet set pieces that the winners usually provide.
    Sort of a combination roast & festschrift all in one. And it makes the losers feel better.
    Those winners who make political comments are in competition with the host.

    “Yet what unfolded at this year’s ceremony was a mass rejection of such apoliticism, with winner after winner using the stage as a platform for speaking up about, variously, climate change, abortion rights, democratic inclusivity, LGBT visibility, the dubiousness of Facebook’s ad checking policies. […]
    However clever or irreverent, the presence of one man telling us all how it’s going to go simply no longer sits easily. And, three hours after his initial instruction, even Gervais seemed more in the mood to ignore it. Introducing Sandra Bullock to announce the final award, he said: “Our next presenter starred in Netflix’s Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they don’t see a thing. Sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein.”
    This was a considerable escalation of the acid reserved for the people in the room, less than a day before Weinstein’s trial is set to start. Gervais’s final words did not relate to Hollywood, however. They were: “Please donate to Australia.” Guardian

  20. Delicious. But any suggestion that Gervais knocking them down a peg or two for one night might finally make a difference I think only emboldens them more to provide the public with more progressive obnoxiousness. They just can’t help themselves.
    They’re as arrogant as they are shameless.
    Witness the overtly dysfunctional Patricia Arquette who just couldn’t bring herself to be quiet for one night. Instead we were treated with a social commentary after she stumbled and bounced off the walls on her way to the stage. And all this after being harangued moments before by Gervais to just pick up your award and shut up.

    They really do think they’re special.

    BTW…I don’t know who was sitting beside Julie Andrews when Gervais warned them that Ronan Farrow was coming after them…but my God, the look on his face! You’d think someone just pi$$ed on his dinner.
    Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmm…

  21. Great monologue but they still made political speeches. Too dumb to take good advice. They just can’t help themselves.

  22. Gervais lights up a veritable “Bonfire of Vanity”…and insufferable egotism.
    Haven’t watched an awards show in at least two decades; but that was a long overdue piece of verbal ass whipping.

    “If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.”…Absolutely priceless, because the only thing that moves Hollywood is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht – Commander in Chief
    Army Group “True North”
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army

  23. Gervais will be back next year. Ratings have been in the toilet for a while, this story is the only thing people wanted to talk about today, so commercial time just doubled or tripled for next year. Selling their soul is what they do for a living.

  24. Even though I don’t believe for a second that this will make a tiny difference in minds of these insufferable creatures in Hollywood, the pleasure it brought to the millions of us who have been waiting for decades to see an epic takedown
    like this is enough.

  25. Ricky pointed out that Kevin Hart was hounded out of hosting the Oscars for a tweet, then pointed to himself hosting his fifth GG as proof that not everyone agrees with cancel culture.

    NBC knew what they were getting, and the reaction to his introductory monologue proves them right in choosing him to do a funnier/meaner Don Rickles shtick.

    Don Rickles salutes Martin Scorcese:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RONkAEMduSc

  26. To pass time till the sleeping pills kick in I watched some of the other Gervais Golden Globe monologues and this was not unusual at all. Okay, this yr he could mention Epstein and Prince Andrew but I can see he always does this kind of thing, and they love it. They’re expecting it, and would be disappointed if he didn’t shock. One Harvey Weinstein was killing himself laughing at some joke…almost rotf laughing. If Epstein hadn’t suicided himself and been able to attend, he’d have been killing himself laughing also.
    It’s entertainment to them and that’s what their lives are about – entertainment and living high on the hog, plus turning a blind eye to God only knows what.
    It was a monologue: fun, not a brilliant Hollywood exposè.

  27. Ricky delivered the very medicine that Hollywood needs, he just did it in suppository form.

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