I watched her jump over the picnic table and do the “front wheel” landing on her hands, that was as impressive as it was troubling. Given the trajectory I expected a roll, but she pulled out a full-on horse landing. Humans are not built like horses. That was an exceptionally difficult trick. She had to put in real work to pull that off. Her shoulders are not going to thank her for it later in life, I prophesy major arthritis of the arm and shoulder joints. Its got to hurt.
That level of commitment indicates a serious mental illness. She’s in real trouble there, and the people around her are not helping her at all. One does not film an individual’s serious mental illness and exhibit it on Youtube. Breach of trust much?
She’s a Palomino. She’s special.
So many questions here…
When did horses start wearing yoga pants?
If she gets it on with a stallion, is that beastiality?
If she breaks her leg, would it be murder if you shoot her in the head?
Whoa!
Yay or neigh?
Is she a nightmare?
So who puts a saddle and halter on her and breaks her in…?
Yep, ride ’em cowboys…yeehaw!?!
The Wayfarers – “Whoa Mule”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCOMnMoJqCo
Lyrics to the Lee Sexton version:
Jaybird died of whooping cough,
Sparrow died of colic
‘Long come a frog with a fiddle on his back,
C’mon girl to the frolic.
CHORUS: Whoa Mule whoa;
Whoa mule, stay,
I ain’t got time to kiss you now,
My mule’s running away.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Didn’t some of the Roman emperors do performances like that “breaking in”?
Caligula. He had a horse as a Pro Consul. By that time in Roman history the horse was probably the smartest government member.
Let’s update that and see if history truly is repetitious….
“Trudeau. He had a donkey as a Foreign Minister. By that time in Canadian history the donkey was probably the smartest government member.”
I would debate the smartest part but otherwise it holds.
Same as it ever was….
WHOA…
“…that’s not all she’s gonna do,
She’s gonna make some coffee too!”
https://youtu.be/B_9axc8SMXI
(In case yer hoss reads they sell ‘WHOA’ Stop signs at Amazon)
I’d hit it. And then RUN … as fast as I can … and change my phone number and email address.
The stupid is strong out there.
tune that comes immediately to mind
Don’t fence me in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMvkNDuOuQ
She makes a more convincing horse than most of the cock choppers do a woman.
Was thinking the same; she’s much better as a “horse” than Bruce Jenner is as “Caitlyn”.
Canada’s next PM.
She could compete with mule chompers Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez any day.
She reminds me of a joke I once read: the difference between an election and a horse race is that in a horse race, the entire horse wins.
There’s a Furry out there using that footage like porn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
Furrys … weird!!! Evidence of the decadence of our society … a sure sign of the imminent collapse of our culture and countries.
Identifes as a horse eh..? uhuh.
Keep the nag in a stable and feed it hay…
Tell me again why we did away with Mental institutions…??
And then there’s this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deLzZoqnWZY
All that’s missing from her video is the best-known sound effect from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Clippity-clop coconuts
“Ni, Ni, Ni”
Nah, mate, I think you mean:
“Neigh, Neigh, Neigh”
See?
All our problems stem from women going bipedal.
she’s just looking to impress a real stallion, they are well hung!!!!
She’s from Norway. That’s how they ride…
Lots of appropriate observations above. Lol!
Whoa, Bunny…
https://youtu.be/QYiCP1kxL1E
A Norse of a different collar…
She must be very fit and strong. Quite amazing….
I watched her jump over the picnic table and do the “front wheel” landing on her hands, that was as impressive as it was troubling. Given the trajectory I expected a roll, but she pulled out a full-on horse landing. Humans are not built like horses. That was an exceptionally difficult trick. She had to put in real work to pull that off. Her shoulders are not going to thank her for it later in life, I prophesy major arthritis of the arm and shoulder joints. Its got to hurt.
That level of commitment indicates a serious mental illness. She’s in real trouble there, and the people around her are not helping her at all. One does not film an individual’s serious mental illness and exhibit it on Youtube. Breach of trust much?
She’s a Palomino. She’s special.
So many questions here…
When did horses start wearing yoga pants?
If she gets it on with a stallion, is that beastiality?
If she breaks her leg, would it be murder if you shoot her in the head?