O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

15 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

1. “Hey barkeep. I think the rat-tail mojito is giving me hantavirus!”

   “No zir it’s probably just tetnus”.

   “But I’ve been vaccinated”.

   “GET OUT!”

   And only $50 to cuddle the vermin. A bargain at twice the price. (Shudder).

   1. ya no kidding. naturally ALL yuuu duttty rhat (paraphrasing Mr Cagney) have been (shudder) vaccinated !!!
      but according to ms wtf the bubble head former playboy playmate NO ONE else is permitted because of ‘research’.

2. If the deplorable normals of San Francisco want anything to change, all they have to do is get the piles of human excrement, the rats, the homeless, the garbage, relocated to the gated white ethno-communities where their moral and intellectual superiors live.

   Get a dysentery outbreak, or some other plague going at the private school Nancy Pelosi’s grandchildren attend.

   You will be amazed at the speed of change.

3. Rat “Rescue” ?! The world has gone insane! I have pesky roof rats that squeeze in between my aging cedar shake roofing … I highly suggest they come “rescue” those rats before the poison and GIANT rat-traps terminate their existence.

   1. Rats survived the nuke tests in the Pacific atolls decades ago. That is one species that does not need rescuing.

4. I wasn’t that long ago Californians were normally and voted Republican. What the hell happened?

   1. Immigration, of the illegal kind.

      1. Yep, that is it in a nutshell. The sad thing is that the phenomenon is metastasizing at an alarming speed.

5. I really think that the Entire West Coast of North America should be cordonned off – Walled Off – and eventually disappeared (subducked) into the Pacific ocean.

   My kind of reset….the madness is contagious & virulent…

6. I’m not religious but I can pray for the release of plate tectonic energy.
   Besides, its only a matter of time.

7. This reminds me of tourists feeding the squirrels down on Granville Island in Vancouver:

   “Mommy, how come that squirrel doesn’t have any fur on its tail?”

8. It would be a nice highlight if a drugged dude came in every hour and took a shit on the floor.

9. Well there’s something you won’t find in Alberta.

   https://www.alberta.ca/history-of-rat-control-in-alberta.aspx

   1. Okay, but will those protocols apply, if the rat has nice hair and travels in a cavalcade of Cadillac Escapades?

      Rumour has it that someone of that description may attempt to crash the Calgary Stampede in July.

10. Maybe the owner is just making the best of an infestation?
    The area is overrun and unfixable under the current management, so “Embrace the madness”.
    AKA They are so stupid they will pay to do this.?
    Hot damn.
    Time for “Hug a Polar Bear TV” yet?