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  1. Comment from the interwebs; Jimi Headstone says:

    So lets review today’s findings.

    “Liz Warren took a DNA test and is 1/1,024th American Indian,.
    Maxine Waters took an IQ test and has an IQ of 1/1,024th of an IQ point.
    Stormy Daniels took a virginity test and is 1/1,024 virgin.
    And Hillary Clinton has 1/1,024 brain cells left and still believes Bill did nothing wrong.”

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  2. In Honolulu ● Ohne Hemd und ohne Höschen ✠ Without shirt or panties
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwXc9kG3Zi0

    Senator Warren barely has a fig leaf in the town square.

    I’m 1024/1024ths tribal HUN…dating back to 432AD.
    Run, hide, before your village is sacked and pillaged by ridiculous identity politics!

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  3. I always have always had the opinion that a DNA test that apportions tiny percentages of this that and some other is 97% bull crap? Someone that did the test informed me they were a certain percentage Afghan. What would that even mean? Afghanistan has been at the center of competing armies and people moving around for many generations. It’s like saying I’m x amount humanoid.

    1. Quebec would probably be more than happy to have you. You should sell all your guns, and take some French-immersion language courses, because I am pretty sure you would have to speak fluent Quebecois to get in the province. Good luck, Brutha.

    2. The Royal Navy actually dumped a whole bunch of Acadians (French people who lived in the Maritime provinces of NS, NB and PEI) all along the south east coast of the USA–so it wouldn’t be an impossibility that some of their bloodline would’ve moved inland.

      1. Great numbers of French Canadians moved into New England in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries in search of employment, mostly in factories and mills. As a result, lots of Americans in New England have French-Canadian ancestry.

        Perhaps you might of heard of Jean-Louis Kérouac of Lowell, Massachusetts? His first language was French and he didn’t really come to grips with English until he was a teenager.

        He would become Jack Kerouac, the American “beat” writer.

  4. Hardy har har. That was funny.

    Add to that the fact that our off-spring lose 50% of their DNA with every generation.

    100%
    50%
    25%
    12.5%
    6.25%

    In only 4 generations there isn’t much left of your past.

  5. I have 4% Neanderthal DNA, I’m the fr*ggen victim here!

    ALL Black Africans owes me for the genocide of my people.

  6. I’m 100% responsible for my failures and successes and only claim to be a victim of Big Government taxation.

  7. we are all treaty people now

    one can self identify as metis, hey, go for it, that will break the system

  8. I understand her “native” DNA includes South American “native” populations as well … most all of whom surely include Spanish DNA … Spain … as in … Europe. Meaning her fraction of “native” blood is even further diluted. The fact that a spokesman for the Cherokee Nations calls her claims rubbish … is all I need to hear. However, it beggars a question? Why did Harvard simply “accept” her claim of “Native American” lineage with no proof or evidence? I wonder whether Harvard has EVER questioned ANY applicant’s claim of minority status? I suspect they have – on multiple occasions. IMHO … every single “white” college bound student should replicate Fauxcohantus’s claim of “native” heritage, and reap ALL the affirmative-action benefits thereby bestowed. Crash the system of racial entitlements. Smash it to bits. Just like Lizzie did. Harvard is a JOKE.

  9. No less an expert than Razib Khan, thinks that Elizabeth Warren has a Native American Ancestor. Based on the science to date, on this specific issue, she is not lying. This shouldn’t be strange, a surprise or a shock to anyone given that there was a lot of intermarriage in Oklahoma before it became a state. There are a lot more folks who believe that they have a Native American ancestor, than actually do. Are they all liars? This is a separate issue from the one that accuses her of exploiting an insignificant connection (the range is 1/64th to 1/1024th, more likely to be 1/256th) into a leg up. Which she apparently did, as did Harvard.

    Also when many people hear that they have a Native American ancestor 6 generations back, it seems significant, unless you do the math. Most people don’t realize that going back 5 generations, you have 32 lineages, going back 10 , you have 1000 lineages, and going back 20 , you have a million lineages. Hillary Duff is supposed to descended from the family of Robert the Bruce (think Braveheart), but…it was 26 generations ago. If so, this forebear was 1 of 64 million lineages. That is the power of the exponential.

  10. Yes, most of them are liars. I live in Oklahoma. Everybody seems to have had a grandmother that was a full-blood Cherokee princess. Just right there I call “BullShit”. First they didn’t have any princesses. Second, there have never been enough Cherokee women for all you sunsabitches to be descended from royalty. Just get over it! If you are 1/64 or less Native, your grandma probably was a Tonkawa women and they practiced cannibalism. That piece of leather she chewed to make the lining of a bison robe didn’t come from a bison.

  11. The best comment I’ve seen so far (and I will appropriate) was: I have more rum in my blood than Warren has Cherokee.

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