88 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Talking Doll!”

  1. Does it come with complete Indian wardrobe? How about if you buy two they’ll throw in a Climate Barbie for free?

  3. •This Justin Trudeau collectible is fully poseable, so you can display him however you like.
    I don’t even know how many suggestions just ran through my mind

  5. That’s a pretty high price, considering you have to buy an air rifle to got with it. I suppose sling shots would do.

  6. what was it they called his type in the old days?
    oh ya. surrender monkey.

    how *anyone* on this blog can label me a liberal just because I dont toe the line 100% every time is somewhat telling on humahn psyche . . . . .

  7. And the difference between this and the real thing is what exactly? Is it the socks?

    If we put this in the House of Commons will anyone notice the difference?

  8. This is a symptom of majority stupid. This is why there is no point being involved in the political process.

    Majority stupid.
    Any person who is “electable”, means stupid people will support them.
    Any person who is “toxic”, means stupid people will oppose them.
    Any party that can be successful, their policy caters to stupid.
    Any donation to a party that can win, is a donation to stupid.

  9. The absoute height of blown out ego. I need one for my kitchen….I need to lose some weight and everytime I’d go into the kitchen I’d get sick to my stomach and wouldn’t be able to eat.

    1. All good Canadians need to have one to remind us of our Great Leader, just like what happened in other communist countries.

  11. Does it come with a drawstring that plays a recording?

    Pull 1: “Diversity is our strength.”

    Pull 2: “Canada is a post-national state.”

    Pull 3: “Because it’s 2015.”

    Pull 4: “Um uh um um um uh.”

    1. I read the company’s description. It talks and what it says is even worse.

      1. Interesting. Was told – in the course of a wide-ranging conversation – that Maggie Sinclair as she then was disappeared between engagement and wedding, only to be found on some commune. Have absolutely no idea as to whether or not it’s true, but would not be surprised if it was. Also knew someone who – having had dealings with the Trudeau Mark I gov’t – was rather rejoicing when Maggie up and revolted. Figured her actions were the only ones which would really hit Trudeau Sr where it hurt.

        1. I read all her books and she has been diagnosed as a manic depressive. ( she shops till she drops; then Justin would come over and spotting the unopened bags, he would check her mail and then pay all the bills from her unopened mail. Sad really). She said she is better since she takes her meds. In her first marriage she revolted from PET because he was cold and a cheapskate. When she left he apparently paid no alimony, much to her chagrin. All her books are available at the library. She wrote well and honestly from her perspective. She had a lot of growing up to do and was a little nieve at times perhaps her pot habit didn’t help. When married to PET she smoked in her little sewing room on the top of 24 Sussex and the RCMP who were assigned to her knew about her habits but looked the other way. They had to. Ultimately she embarrassed hubby who was old enough to be her dad. I suspect she had post partum depression having had 3 kids with Pierre so close together in age. There was no time to recoup between pregnancies. Later she had more children with her second husband. Another story. I wouldn’t be surprised if taxpayers are subsidizing her as we speak.

    1. Buy both, one to commemorate the birth of the nation, and one for the end of it.

    2. Canada coming of age, 90 bucks.
      Canada going down the toilet, $130.

      That seems about right.

    3. Sorry but I view both statues represent the destruction of Canada. My reading of WW 1 was Canada sacrificing her young men to perpetuate Euro monarchies and Euro businesses that could not compete with the Germans. Huge loss of predominantly Anglo Canadians.

      Turdeau should surprise no one. In the day he would have had trouble selling newspapers for a living.

  17. I’d find satisfaction on smashing one with a sledge hammer if I happen to see it in a gutter somewhere.

    1. Something tells me the “artists resin” is frustratingly resilient … you may need to burn it in a Tesla solo vehicle crash

      1. produced in a factory in China no doubt that artists resin is made with non Alberta conflict oil!

  22. I assume its programmed to say:

    Excuse me, we like to say peoplekind.

    If you kill your enemies, they win.

    When I make noise, I get milk.

    A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.

    All of Sock Boy’s beloved pearls of wisdom.

    1. Good idea. I could be talked into shoving a six foot spruce tree up Trudeau’s butt.

    2. I prefer the “Death Star” myself. At least it flashes and makes interesting noises.

  24. He’s speaking those *cough* *cough* … “historic phrases” … with his arm raised in a Natzi salute … and his hand is showing the Illuminati salute

  25. I understand the doll, like cabin boy, are made of plastic and able to recite only talking points and platitudes.

    Let’s home both he, like/as the dummy end up as a non-renewable.

  26. pull #7
    “I adore basic communist dicktatershit”
    pull #8 “uncle fidel is my hero”

  27. “Commemorative talking portrait doll speaks historic phrases in Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s own voice! Fully poseable, with custom doll stand.”

    So does it say something like, “The budget will balance itself” or “I admire them for their basic dictatorship” or “We like to say peoplekind”, or….

  28. “Historic comments like: Um, ah, ah, ah, but, um, ah, um, ah, can I start over?”

  29. Does it come with pink panties and boxer shorts for whatever occasion suits?

    1. Maybe it comes with a copy of Volume 1 of his collective wisdom and knowledge, which consists of 10,000 blank pages.

    2. Ooooo LA LA!
      Nothing beats his sartorial panache, it’s the Frenchie way!
      Now he just needs a microphone to blast his Shakespearean quotes:
      ” Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
      …….. lend me your ears…..”

      This is a good prank. Does it dance too?

  30. No Truedick dolly would be complete without a full compliment of Gay Pride parade day duds. Shiney black S&M shorts and halter top, an anal bead necklace, knee high leather boots, and a custom riding crop. Oh, and mustn’t forget the sequenced clutch purse full of colourful condoms.

  31. Pull the other string. (guess where)

    “The budget will balance itself.”
    “If you kill your enemies, they win.”
    “Honor killings should not be called barbaric.”
    “We will grow the economy from the heart outwards.”
    “Poverty is sexist.”
    “I admire China’s basic dictatorship.”

    If the money went toward something noble…
    I would use it to clean toilets.
    Which means if SDA were to market a toilet brush, (poop scoop, better yet) with his likeness, I think a tidy sum could be made.
    You’ll need friends state side (doubt that’s a problem) to set up an LLC and market / sell through.
    2 sizes, shiny pony and tiny turdeau.
    He deserves to eat 5h1t, and you deserve the profit.
    The ultimate role reversal.

  32. Seriously though, can someone find out if you need the subjects permission to manufacture such a monstrosity?
    (Please, please, please say that the answer is yes.)

  33. On Mahatma Gandhi: “It takes a tremendous amount of strength to be strong…”

    On indigenous youth: “Because most of the young people I’ve talked to want a place to store their canoes and paddles so they can connect back out on the land.”

    On Castro: “While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people…”

  34. Apparently this dolly is quite popular within the gay community. If you press #9 it starts vibrating and he says “Insert now”.

  35. “Fine adult collectible, not intended for children under 14.”

    I wonder what’s under his coat. His schlong in a sock?

  36. OMG, I need this! Does it come with extra socks? I am contacting my social worker right now to see if I can get this–for free!

  37. I’m guessing the doll’s IQ is higher than Justines. Talk about narcissistic.

    1. Mentioning “Mankind” around it should be enough to make it vibrate for a gushing media. A tiny drop of heavy oil on its hand turns the doll off immediately.

  41. Comes wearing Mackintosh, perfect for the back yard dog run. He’ll be a ‘hit’ with my 3 pals.

  42. Must say there is something gross about that.

    Would the airhead give permission for that?
    Does he get royalties?

    So many questions.

  43. Well, first of all any doll of Justard should be made out of old socks and stuffed with shit, making it more like the real thing, but smarter. A talking Justard doll should of course have a lisp, a permanent sneer and it should say brilliant things like, “I make noisth, I get milk”… and… “because its 2015… “Canada is the first post national state, with no core identity”… “THATH DITHGUSTING!” and such… it should also come with a certificate of ideological purity that states that the owner of the Justard doll agrees with everything Justard says or else you’re charged with a hate crime and Gerald (Heinrich Himmler) Butts comes over to your house and calls you a nazi.

  44. Unfortunately Canada ‘bought’ the real thing, for a cost of $129.99 Billion.

  45. And another serious question.

    Who, what depraved person would actually spend that kind of money for that kind of gross.

    More questions

  46. Apparently the first 15,000 people crossing the border in Quebec, got one free. It only has one button though, when pressed just keeps repeating Vote Liberal, Vote Liberal!!

    1. Kevin: Love it, this is the only way the Lie brals could get elected in 2019. I actually would like one for practicing with my slingshot!!!

  47. If they have a version of that Justin doll with a knife in it’s chest or a plastic bag over it’s head, I might consider one. I just hate being govened somone is dumber than my cat.

  48. I’m tearing that statue of Jesus off my dash and throwing him on the floor. Justin will be taking his place! Immediately!

    (Sure!)

  49. Barghhffff… excuse me a mom… BARRRGGGHHFFFFFFF [cough – cough]… There! I think I got it all… BBBAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHFFFFFFFFAF….BAAAAAARRRRRRFFFGHHHGFFFFF…….. ……. BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFGHFGHGHHGFHGGHHGGHGHGHGGFHHGGHGDFDGFFGGDGFDFGHDGFGF………

    Man… and I didn’t even eat anything!

  50. I think it should come with a kneeling GM Butts Complimentary doll and/or an AFGAN goat doll…. Both “Poseable” being the operative description…

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