10 Replies to “It’s Probably Nothing”

  1. Low solar activity causes soccer moms to stay home instead of driving their SUVs which causes less global warming .
    Increased solar activity causes soccer moms to drive their SUVs more which of course produces more global warming.
    The soccer mom/solar activity relationship is indisputable.
    Don’t be a soccer mom/solar activity science denier.
    Some of the soccer mom/solar activity deniers try to claim that soccer moms cause increased solar activity.

    Or something like that…….

    1. Nah. This is irrefutable proof that climate change has far-reaching effects. It even reduces the number of sunspots. This is so obvious that Dr. Fruit Fly doesn’t have to remind us of it.

  2. Everything that happens in climate is caused by human emissions, including cooling. A carbon tax will bring it all back to normal. (eye roll)

  3. Nonsense. The sun has NOTHING to do with the earth’s climate. NOTHING. That is what NASA has verified. Top NASA scientists. Top people. And the United Nations IPCC confirmed this scientific finding … “the sun has nothing to do with the earth’s climate cycles”. “The sun is too far away to influence our climate”. So says Ravi Shankar … or whatever the train engineer’s name is …

    Nothing to see here. Nothing to Tax here. Nothing to profit from here. Move along

  4. I remember reading quite a few years ago about how “global warming” would benefit two countries: Russia and Canada. Of course, idiots that we are, we have decided that the fate of foreign coastal slums is our duty to protect by impoverishing our nation to make a 0% difference while denying that an increased growing season, less severe winter cold would be a positive. Madness.

  5. Well maybe if we pay more taxes the sun will start to cooperate ?

    If liberals believe there are 85 genders, they certainly can believe taxes can have an influence on the sun.

    there would be the carbon tax and the solar tax

    then we would pay taxes for cloudy days

    taxes have magical powers !

    1. How about we sacrifice some of those multi-gendered virgins to coax the sun-god to start shining again?

  6. “…taxes have magical powers !”…

    this must be shared…

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