13 Replies to “The Sound Of Settled Science”

  1. It shouldn’t be named after Moore as it was neither obese or full of hot air.

  2. Kate! You are bad! Funny though. ☺
    Or perhaps, Saccorhytus shannonphillipsii
    The verbal diarrhea that spews out of her mouth…

  3. ***The researchers say that its most striking feature is its large mouth, relative to the rest of its body. ****
    SO, Eve came before Adam. The bible is wrong again!

  4. no no no no no. the species is only distant ancestor to the politician branch of evolution.
    all of them. every ideology anywhere on the spectrum. every. last. one. of. them.

  5. “It shouldn’t be named after Moore as it was neither obese or full of hot air.”
    But, like its namesake, this creature took in nourishment to produce bio-waste, all accomplished via the same orifice…!

  6. Nice one!! An appropriate name for an azzhole with a mouth. However, I want to point out that this creature had no bony structures at all. Consequently, those are not teeth around the assmouth though they may look like them to the casual glance. Rather they are, without a doubt, hemorrhoids. This makes the name even more appropriate.

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