“We Are All Subnormal Now”

57 Replies to ““We Are All Subnormal Now””

1. Farmers world wide are now very suspecious of passers-by with “Handicapped” insignias dangling from their hats, ogling there livestock, while offering them tasty treats.

2. I was waiting for that as I read the comments Rick. I agree as well. Have it on original old vinyl!

3. The fix was in when it was deemed that certain “behaviours” were no longer considered mental disorders.

4. Holy cow! I’m DISABLED!!! WHO KNEW?
   So now show me how I can apply for my disability benefits? Can I claim Worker’s compensation for this? Hey! I may NEVER have to work another day in my life if I play my cards right.

5. To avoid the censor ship use a lower case L in the word shlt .. as i just did .. it’s better than a 1.
   Shlt is a standard useful word and shouldn’t be banned on comment sites same with other words like bitch and bastard. Those are descriptive adjectives … we need to use them.
   Now to the point ..
   Regarding cow farts and climate change … the left want us to stop eating cows and for us to eat what the cows eat. However, what the cows eat is what causes so much gas. So the argument drops down to who gets to do the farting, us or the cows. Either way will not deny the farts. They are coming like it or not.
   The only farts that really matter regarding climate change are solar farts.

6. That reminds me of a joke when I was in Christian High School in the 60`s. We told that joke after the teachers had warned us (guys) that if we were ever caught in a homosexual relationship, it was illegal and we could go to jail.
   A young rookie Mountie was out on patrol when he saw an interior light flash on momentarily in an abandoned farm yard in rural Saskatchewan. So he parked his cruiser and sneaked up on the car. He turned his flashlight and there they were, both naked and going at it in the back seat of a 57 Chevy. The jar of Vaseline in the glove box was hard evidence against them.
   The young Mountie told them to dress up, handcuffed them and got them into the cruiser. He got on the radio and got a hold of the Corporal, asking what charges should be laid against them. The Corporal informed him that some judges were soft on homosexual charges.
   The Corporal finally got back to him, informing the young Mountie that there was only one charge that ever stuck in court against such behavior.
   ”And what charge might that be?” asked the young Mountie.
   ”Arson” relied the Corporal.

7. I agree.
   We are all cows now.