Honey, I Finished The Internet

19 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Looks like an Onion variant website, with Mennonites as the meme.

2. Looks like an Onion variant website, with Mennonites as the meme…

3. Wonder if this is the same guy that needed paramedic response for head trauma incident? Apparently fell off the ball washer.

4. If this is true he’s lucky he didn’t get a nine iron to the ‘fore’head. I sincerely doubt that any golfer today or in the past would wait for some idiot to look for his ball for 3 hours without playing through. “Permission” or not.

5. Thought I’d better copy and paste their disclaimer before NME666 sees the article and goes ballistic.
   The Daily Bonnet is a Mennonite satirical news site from the heart of the Bible belt, Steinbach, Manitoba. Apart from the names of local and international celebrities, all characters and situations presented are entirely fictitious.
   We thank you for your interest, but we currently don’t have the oxen-power to accept submissions of ideas or articles.

6. I lost a golf ball once … the string broke.

7. That’s nothing. My great grandfather lost a dime in Arizona in the early 1800s while visiting North America to see if it was a good place to emigrate to. Thanks to him today we all have the Grand Canyon to visit in awe.

8. Any wonder NOW why there are SO MANY Mennonite terrorists?

9. It’s a good joke. Reminds me of why I hate golf: green things attract self righteous ass-holes who only give a crap about their balls even if cracked and yellowed.

10. I think I played behind him last time out !

11. It was a liberal holding things up by looking for something that didn’t belong to him.

12. I was holding him up the last time out.

13. Lucky guy,he found a Titleist. All I ever found was a Canada Cup and a Star*Flite.

14. whatever he may be, he is not a golfer.

15. No golf course in the world would tolerate that. I’m calling bullshit.

16. and yet when he lost his wife at the mall, he remarried.

17. Ridgewood South 2016 Green Fees
    9 Holes Adult Weekdays $12.97 Weekend $14.97
    9 Holes Jr/Sr*Weekdays $10.97 Weekend $12.97
    That’s heavily subsidized.
    Bet he has enough land for his own course.

18. thanks for being a fan, I’ll send you an autographed piece of use toilet paper. Coarse the autograph maybe a little hidden, as I sign first shit later!!!

19. Not a fan but not an enemy either. You already seem to hate innocuous, peaceable Christians; so this fake story about a Mennonite who would be pretty annoying if he existed looked like something that would really get you going.