20 Replies to ““Glory to Arkadag!””

  1. This the moment when the earth begins to heal
    This the moment when the seas cease to rise
    Yes the, meglomaniac O zero thought he controlled the earth

  2. “All the other riders rode past him as he lay flat on his back in the dirt, but he was declared the winner regardless and awarded an 11 million dollar prize for his “performance.”
    And people thought Commodus was insane.

  3. “Two years ago he fell off a horse at an official race. The only reason we even know this is because a brave person in the audience captured it on amateur video and uploaded it to the Internet. All the other riders rode past him as he lay flat on his back in the dirt, but he was declared the winner regardless and awarded an 11 million dollar prize for his ‘performance.'”
    Kind of like Putin scoring 14 goals at a hockey game. From what I saw he can barely skate. Literally I mean. Given his invasions/adventurism he skates well metaphorically.

  4. I can see the pale green glow of intense despot envy coming from the oval office and Canukistan opposition benches.

  5. The Muslims should be free to live in a completely halal toilet instead of a dictators toilet. The poor oppressed toilet dwellers!

  6. I thought it was Bambam, although he is probably an honorable (sic) mention until he officially places the republic into a dicktatershit.

  7. Americans have always been known as the dumbest people on the planet and the continued support of Obzo proves this in spades

  8. Google the combination “Arkadag + Chretien” to find out why this is another frequent destination for the little man from Shawinigan. Should not be a surprise, the corrupt one always seems to be kicking around when brown envelopes come into play. It takes quite the character to destroy a political party and one of the largest/oldest law firms in the country.

  9. Where the hell was THAT ”performance”? That is not only a pile of cr@p, it’s scary beyond measure! Yet there are still those that buy into the ”accomplishments” of that incompetent moron. Hey, he was even responsible for American Pharaoh winning the Belmont. Unbelievable.

  10. Please. President Jugears McFoodstamp is the biggest megalomaniac on the planet. Its not even close.

  11. North Korea still persucutes christians just like they do in many mulim nations

  12. “Not content to ban only Taliban-style long beards, he banned all facial hair, so whatever Salafists might exist in Central Asia may have rightly assumed that a guy like that won’t put up with their crap.”
    Kudos for that. What is his position on women who want to wear headscarfs?
    “His face was on all the money, of course, but it was also on all the bottles of vodka.”
    So it’s safe to assume that he’s not a Koran Thumper. Good enough for me, considering that IS wouldn’t be copacetic.
    He’s an SOB, but he’s an SOB we can relate to. Not a Mohammedan and not likely to become one. What’s his position on chowing BBQ-Pork?

  13. Ooz, hitler, stalin, and Za Dung were also not muzslums. Try articulating a reasonable point could you?

  14. I just had Vlad Putin on the phone and he says he isn’t concerned that Berdimuhamedov is going to become Stalin 2.0.
    Vlad mentioned that if a megalomaniac plans to take over the world then he needs to have a nation behind him which is either a Great Power or the potential to become one.
    Turkmenistan, with a population that is 89% Muslim and bordering Iran and Afghanistan, needs a leader like Berdimuhamedov to keep the radicals in line. I’m good with that.
    Vlad also said that their is only room for one megalomaniacal ruler with plans for dominating Central Asia at a time and that the position is already taken.

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