How did I miss this?
In small towns across America, manly men are customizing their jacked-up diesel trucks to intentionally emit giant plumes of toxic smoke every time they rev their engines. They call it “rollin’ coal,” and it’s something they do for fun.
And irritating environmentalists is a lot of fun. (h/t north of 60)
Compensating for being born with small dicks…
So the Prius drivers are compensating for being born with small brains..?..
You’ve done the survey then? Which truck stop was your favorite?
The ones in Calgary…the smallest dicks in Canada are found there. But they are still the biggest dickheads.
““It’s bad for the environment. That’s definitely true,” says Ryan. “And some of the kids that have diesel trucks can look like tools. And you can cause a wreck, but everything else about it is pretty good.”
That says it all. I’m guessing they aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.
“…Compensating for being born with small dicks……”
Iberia! You naughty girl/guy! You been out rod-testing!
We already knew that…they voted in Nenshi.
Oh look, the troll came out. What is it about guys modifying their own vehicles in defiance of EPA to undo some of the greenie de-tuning forced on them by government fiat that always brings the Lefties out screaming?
By the way Iberia, I roll coal in the windows of Smart Cars and Priuses every chance I get.
My F-250 won’t do it because of all the electronic nanny PC cr@p hanging off it. It also won’t do 25-30 mpg like it would without all the EGR/soot collection/urea injection BS, and it doesn’t run as clean as it would with a simple water/methanol injection system. Because the EPA is staffed by commie scumbags who don’t care about the environment, they only care about political power. Loading up engines with more and more computerized barnacles apparently is advantageous to them, it certainly isn’t to us or to the environment.
So when I drive the F-250 I just tailgate Enviromobiles mercilessly. Look in your rearview, those rivets are mine.
But my F-350 will make a tidy smoke cloud, because it is -old-. It doesn’t have all that PC-BS on it, just straight-up mechanical fuel injection that will keep running through a nuclear winter. I could wish for a turbo, but the poor old 6.9L Ford diesel can’t take the strain. Anything much over 5 lbs of boost will blow it up, either a head gasket or a rod. K-pow. So no turbo-nitrous-methanol injection goodness for The Phantom. ~:(
Still, my lack of a turbo with its tire roasting horsepower and drive shaft bending, tractor-pulling torque is more than made up with that nice smoke cloud I get when I stomp on it next to the Greenymobile at the stoplight in Ahwatukee. Just think of it as a political statement.
The coal you breath inside your glorified golf cart is mine, Iberia. You begged for every particle of it. Payback is a beeotch.
It is defiance …. frustration with the bogus system that has finally been noticed by … yes even those silly boys with their big Tonka Toys …. but they are speaking to those who continue to tighten the noose around our society and squeeze the the juice right out of us every time we turn around. It may look stupid, but it is defiance and it’s a start … long way to go before the actual war begins ….
Too bad … fifty years ago we lived in a North American utopia of opportunity and innovation, then the ‘progressives’ said … hey we can improve on this …. you know … real shit-heads like Pierre T, Brian Mulroney, The Thug, Jean Cretin and in the US, twits like Carter, Nixon, Bush, Clinton … but then they also had the commie FDR mush earlier on, who gave them their first real dose of socialism back in the thirties and now with the psychopathic, muslim, narcissist, commie, Obama flushing freedom down the toilet while draining the sewage from Mexico into the US unabated …. and up here we have the little shit, Justin T nipping at prosperity’s heels ….. it’s all going to get interesting.
That’s why those irreverent bad boys are blowing smoke up the greenies asses, because they are pissed for their reasons, but those reasons are all part of the bigger reasons why we should all be doing something to protest the vanishing middle class and out looming slavery.
“Who could imagine”- Frank Zappa
Yes … I got all that from the clip ….
“Mind gone haywire” – Steve Martin
Say, Iberia, while you’re at it, how about also criticizing all those job-killing regulations emitted by the EPA? Since every industry job killed by the EPA costs the gov. tax revenue, as well causing someone to lose their job, or not get a good paying job, please explain how carbon-regulations are IN ANY WAY a good thing?
Shouldn’t we have concern for all those households thrown into near poverty by he EPA?
lberia raises its gulag head again.
It’s Joe Stalin’s favourite pervert.
H/T PET Cemetery Report.
git a good 7.3 cat for that poor thing and power stroke the sucker:-)))
Iberia, you didn’t write that article did you, as who ever did didn’t know sh1t from shingles when speaking to good olde diesel drivers and their trucks.
Although it’s been proven that diesel exhaust particulates do cause cancer, it’s not a serious problem because it only effects people who live and work in cities and drive in congested traffic. Anyone foolish enough to live in a city has about a 50% chance of dieing from cancer anyway from all sorts of contaminants in the urban environment. Does one more source of contaminants really make any difference?
Besides, who cares what happens to city folks; most of them are lefties anyway.
Yeah well the greenies have interdickted this here in Morontario.
Not only regular emissions tests but modification of exhaust systems is verboten(cannot pass a safety unless exhaust is original configuration).
Cops can ticket trucks for having a visible haze for more than a few seconds.
I suspect this why we have so many really loud motorcycles…..
Another version of the story specifically links it to conservatives
http://www.businessinsider.com/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7
Sounds like this Iberia person only likes big dicks. Must be a supporter of Justin, cause he’s the biggest dickhead around.
“According to the Clean Air Taskforce, diesel exhaust is one of the country’s greatest sources of toxic pollutants and leads to 21,000 premature deaths each year”
Sure, pull the other one.
Some day these EnviroNuts will realize that they burned all the credibility they ever had with their Globull Warming Swindle.
Nothing the say about anything is believable anymore.
For instance the Clean Air Taskforce believes fervently in CAGW, and works closely with the Obama Administration to develop new regulations and policy directives that the EPA can then implement.
21,000 premature deaths/year my Aunt Fanny.
” diesel exhaust is one of the country’s greatest sources of toxic pollutants and leads to 21,000 premature deaths each year” but it’s mostly confined to dense lower class urban areas next to industrial transportation corridors. What problem?
Nothing to see here, move along, oh look there’s Kim Kardaschound’s boobs.
Some tiny-dicked, venereal-disease-infested country asshole did this to me once for no reason than to get some masturbatory jollies. Nearly caused an accident through lost visibility and inflamed my asthma for a month.
I hope these neanderthals try this sometime against an angry man with a gun and get their brains splattered across the roadway.
It was probably The Phantom. He has two diesel trucks, so he really needs to compensate for being hung like a sparrow…
What you said.
Heres a good one for Iberia.
In Metro Vancouver you can get a fine of up to $30,000 for throwing a plastic bag with dog poop in the garbage. You are supposed to empty it into the toilet.
I used to carry a plastic bag when out with the dogs.Now my solution to this bul*shit is to simply look around to make no one saw the dog crap and leave it there.Nothing looks better than a liberal trying to get dog sh*t off their shoe. A sh*t for brains liberal with dogsh*t on their shoe. LOL,LOL.
My 2 stroke RZ350 is all I have, but it can lay down a mosquito killing cloud into the grill of a tailgating ricer when required.
“I used to carry a plastic bag”
I still carry a plastic bag just to prove I’m a good citizen with intent to comply, know what I mean? And if someone sees your puppy pooping you then make a drama of pulling that plastic bag out and you don’t actually pick up, you mime picking up after him.
Resistance is a doody…er duty.
Here’s how to have proper fun with diesel power, and scare the pantaloons off wimpy pale-faced barista barnacles.
Rapid Carbon Disposal Unit, aka the Terror tractor.
This should be a category in the 2015 Calgary Stampede!
A perfect blend of skills testing, guts, and bootstrap technical know how.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq9AY6uyaB8
Haven’t blue boxed for so long the big diesel r-truck just blows on by, wave hello to the driver on occasions, he smiles, nods back.
So see the lberias’ of the world need not get in a tizzy, I’m saving the planet one diesel burp as the driveway is at the bottom of a short steep hill and road rises up again after.
Balance achieved.
Now the garbage truck, they know to stop every week. 😉