Honey, I Finished The Internet

6 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Kate, this post is just plain wrong! It’s lobotomy stuff.

2. Barnyard humor?

3. Now I need a shower.

4. Goats are the best.

5. Jurassic 4×4
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2jY1trxqg

6. I’ve only ever seen two movies in the cinema where the audience actually stood up and applauded at the end. I can’t remember what the one was, but Jurassic Park was the other.
   I attribute this to a great sense of collective relief that the movie had lived up to the hype.
   Speaking of that hype, why hasn’t CGI improved since 1993?
   It was so brilliantly done. You might say it’s a chase-um, but so are installments 1, 2 and 3 through 12 or whatever, and they’re unwatchable, even when Jeff Goldblum’s in them.
   And goats freak people out because their eyes are slanted horizontally. That’s why they freak me out anyway.