Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Hmmm…
   At least, they’re not blaming the evil human creature known to kill and ruin all things wonderful and good.

2. “At least, they’re not blaming the evil human creature known to kill and ruin all things wonderful and good.”
   Not yet anyways.

3. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten.

4. So far, I’m not entirely against something that takes out nine foot long Great White sharks.

5. Flight MH370..coincidence..?..

6. It takes a lot of fish sticks to fuel the trip back up to Scotland and Loch Ness.

7. Obviously Global Warming hiding in the ocean caused the tag to rise from 7C to 25C.

8. No tenderising? Just down you go?
   We’re going to need a bigger shark.

9. Asteroid hit.

10. A while back there wuz a pic of a dead Great White with ahelluva bite outta him. It was consistant with the bite mark of an even bigger Great White. So it’s probable that such a 2 ton monster is out and about.

11. probably just rough shark s ex getting out of hand or fin as it would be

12. 1. Orca?
    2. giant squid?
    3. Other shark?
    I’m guessing 2, mostly becuase of the flee to those depths….