Honey, I Finished The Internet

12 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Why didn’t the Doberman just eat the chickens?

2. Osumashi, I was thinking the same thing. Give him another 6 months and he’ll become a Conservative. No more robbing his dish by the chickens! He’s just too young to know yet.

3. That didn’t look like a pup to me!

4. That’s just a baby Dobie. Wait a couple of years until it’s fully matured. Remarkable dogs….but I’ve gotta love the Rotterman. Best of Dobies and Rotties.

5. Why are they feeding the Dobie chicken feed? Give him some real meat and he would not be letting chickens push him around. I cook up costco burgers and omega 3 eggs for our Rottie every morning. He wolfs that down in 20 seconds. He is well trained and has great disposition, so I sometimes put my hand in in the middle of his dish while he is eating and remove food or add a morsel of some leftover and he gives way, but woe to any damned chicken who got near his bowl. Be a dog, Dobie!

6. He has a kind and understanding heart?

7. The Doberman has been trained that the chickens are equal pets to him. As long as the humans are around. Probably lots of negative re-enforcement was involved in the training. Another Harrison Bergeron moment.

8. “Why are they feeding the Dobie chicken feed?”
   Now you know why they want us all to be vegan.

9. “Why are they feeding the Dobie chicken fee”
   Maybe it is that dry pellet dog food and the chickens enjoy it as well.

10. I have notice lately they have another annoying of advertising on the wed.
    example: dogfood, beer, women

11. I was so annoyed I misspelled ‘web’ and left out the word ‘way’ as in another annoying ‘way’
    Let’s see if car pops up as an advertisement

12. I guess not this time