14 Replies to “Help Kickstart WWIII”

  1. Hilarious, a delightful spoof.
    No its’ those nasty Syrians that are gassing the planet; the “Al Gorical” and his CO2 roadshow sold out to Al Jazeera and the Qataris! The ‘red line’ has now moved somewhere to the far side of Hell.
    We have been ‘Putin’ up with a lot of nonsense in the course of the “Obama-Nation(tm)”; but if I ‘Harper’ long enough we will recognize this ‘As-a-sad’ situation. Pretty soon they will have a new group called “Al-Cried-a” as all their best laid nefarious plans for the Ottoman Empire Part Deux have vanished like a Desert Storm III.
    Makes you really wonder why they are ‘Saddam’ stupid? But why do they need to raise $1.6 trillion when the Saudis said they would ‘Biden’ their time and foot the kick ass bill?
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  2. That was great,just the kind of vicious facetiousness the Opposition needs to finally beat up Obama.
    For my part,I will pen patriotic war songs to inspire people to back WW3,and donate not only their money, but their kids.
    “Over there,over there
    I confess
    It’s a mess
    Over there….”
    What could be more satisfying than to have the son you raised for 20 years blown to smithereens in a desert far away while protecting people who hate our way of life, our religions,and US!

  3. When you’ve lost the comedians…you’ve lost the war
    It will be even more gratifying to see SNL turn on the One.

  4. Since they are going to use organic bombs and Prius tanks then I fully support WWIII.
    I like the idea of donating to get a senator for a year, but does that count in Canada? I mean, we are not sure if they’re here or vacationing in the US.

  5. Efin hilarious. Only problem is,90% of the idjits who see this,will believe it. Sigh….Bye bye Miss American Pie…drove my drone to Syria,but the Syrians were dry…whole new meaning.

  6. Great satire, however the fact there really is an Obumbles zombie army of unthinking brainwashed lab rats, such as depicted here, is no laughing matter. Truly, at their Mesmer’s request they would lead us on a lemming-like march into WWIII and the subsequent one world government that will emerge from that orchestrated cataclysm.
    I believe most thinking people are now aware that the end game of all these global disasters/crisis/wars being pimped by the Political-finance-media triumvirate is a step toward global government (the new technocratic-authoritarian Feudalism) – when power and money are concentrated in a single global governing entity there will be biblical-wrath-of-God like happenings. Probably the best part of that is most of the zombie hordes who allowed/aided this socio-political-economic cataclysm will be eliminated by it – to my way of thinking that may be more of Darwin than of Jehova. It wiss be the weak and stupid and unprepared who reap the brunt of the social maelstrom and the resultant political dark ages.

  7. I was under the impression that the missiles guiding system used teleprompter speech recognition software???

  8. You have to watch this more than once to get all little funnies.
    Organic bombs and Prius tanks is a beautiful dig.

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