28 Replies to “Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?”

  1. So a billion rounds of ammo and armored carriers for his personal Schutzstaffel wasn’t enough – The fully armored limo with an electric Gatling gun in the trunk was not enough – the doubling of staff of the secret service presidential guard was not enough – signing into law a presidential fiat that he receive secret service protection in perpetuity was not enough – he needs a food taster (like Henry the VIII).
    This is either gigantic paranoia or enormous megalomania – or just BO’s normal state of narcissism.

  2. So those photos of B. Hussien stopping for lunch in diners while campaigning are all staged?
    Who knew?

  3. You’ve got to be kidding.
    A food taster?
    To take the bullet in case Lucrezia Borgia is in the kitchen?
    How many are there? How much do they get paid? Hazardous duty?
    Good Lord.

  4. You’d think a man who shot and killed Osama bin Laden, much less one capable of changing the sea levels, would be scared of a piece of blueberry pie.
    I’m starting to think Obama isn’t all he claims to be …

  5. What’s really silly (aside from John) is that there are so many poisons or disease vectors out there that have no taste at all in quantities sufficient to cause death. Did Litvinenko taste the polonium that did him in?

  6. He probably saw HopSing outa the corner of his eye, doing something unspeakable to the soup.

  7. Knowing that public schools bully children and practice child abuse everyday and having a black president have nothing to do with each other. Public schools have been a haven for abusers before Mr. zero was concocted.
    Mr.Zero should stop reading his press his is no Lincoln he is not worth killing.

  8. In an unrelated story, the economy, who has been force fed what Pres. Obama has been serving, is continually sick from it.
    Quick, call for an economic stomach pump or induce regurgitation immediately.
    Does Captain Capitalism make House Calls, as in White House Calls?

  9. I hate to speak up for the man, but…
    A number of years ago I was the chef in charge of a small state dinner for Condoleeza Rice, then Secretary of State. I had two health inspectors (one from Ottawa, one from the regional office) sitting in my kitchen for the entire day. They did a full inspection, took temperatures of everything every hour, and took and froze samples of all food that Ms. Rice and the others were served. They even brought their own freezer. The samples were kept to give them something to test if anyone at the dinner became ill. The whole process took several days to arrange.
    I suspect this is something of the same thing – the Secret Service would not want Obama to be consuming food if they did not have arrangements in place to inspect and take samples. Very different from the mediaeval version of the food tasters. (I would also note that ‘taster’ in the article is in quotes.)
    That being said, you’d really think he’d have the balls to tell his agents to stuff it – it’s highly unlikely that any Senator would be caught eating anything but the best…

  10. So, kch, you think Obama thought these Republican Senators would actually poison him ? I believe Obama is playing a very dangerous game in this country when it comes to fossil-fuel capitalism and that is why he has a ‘taste tester.’

  11. Maybe the testers have been sequestered, if so he could become the first Community Organizer Of The United States to starve to death while in office. Perhaps fitting given the huge number of people on food stamps.

  12. Just discussed this with a good friend.
    His take is that this is a giant eff-u to the assembled denizens of the Stupid Party. He has a white-hot hatred for Repubs, one that I’m beginning to share (tho of course I hate the Demmies even more).
    In not touching his food the message he delivered is, I’ll be at the meeting but I won’t be breaking bread with you bastards.
    He’s not just a narcissist. As some observers have recently pointed out, he’s childish. A petulant childish preek.
    Obama, the great UNITER! Sheesh?

  13. I recall OBOZO’s candour when he stated…..
    “The problem is that I am President of the United States not Emperor…..”

  14. Ratt – Nothing to do with deliberate poisoning at all, really. It’s all about food poisoning, which happens with appalling frequency even in the best kitchens. Any time a head of state (a major one, anyway) is fed away from ‘home’, precautions are taken. The senators don’t seem to have made a fuss about it – probably because they understand why.
    Also, please note that I think that he should have had the cojones to tell his security that he was no more likely to get food poisoning at the senator’s table than his own. I’m certainly not going to defend his poor judgment, I just want to add some clarity to the whole ‘taster’ meme.

  15. bullshit is all I can say, even to the “food poisoning”, which I’v had on several occations, and which usually takes up to several hours to manifest it’s self, soooooo, a taster would be useless.

  16. In addition to the food tester does he also have his food pre chewed into a presidential slurry?

  17. If you enjoy when Ted Nuget jokes about killing Obama and make fun of Obama for trying to protect himself from assassination – you might be a conservative.

  18. If you enjoy when Ted Nugent jokes about killing Obama and make fun of Obama for trying to protect himself from assassination – you might be a conservative.

  19. Savvy assassins would poison the vessels and eating implements, not the food.
    That said, he could have made some positive publicity if he’d just taken his puppy *BO around with him and always give Bo some of his food. Obama is outrageously excentric anyway with neither manners nor decorum and mostly folks(the kind that voted for him) wouldn’t realize that BO was actually his food taster.
    *Reggie Love could be an alternate

  20. It is common talk in Chicongo that “bathhouse barry” has “the slims” (HIV positive).
    That could explain this “fasting”…..and the fantastic medical costs reveled about the WH finances….
    IMHO the very worst event I can imagine is that the POTUS be assassinated…..the very notion of “Obama International Airport”, Obama expressway, etc etc….like happen with JFK.

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