12 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Stinking Giant Fans”

  1. “Well it’s just creepy ,ugly bats, all they do is get tangled in peoples’ hair, and carry rabies and stuff.” exclaimed Suzy as she plugged in her hair curler, and wondered about that scab starting to form on her upper lip.

  2. If you have ever tried to get rid of Bats residing in your attic, it’s not easy without having to kill them. Who would have known it would be so easy and effective as this. These should be marketed as the world’s largest (and most expensive) Bat control systems and include night-vision goggles for the associated entertainment. SARC/off.

  3. Two hundred ducks in a reclamation pond trumps any amount of carnage a green project can acheive.
    Repeat the mantra:
    Oil bad, green good…
    Oil bad, green good…
    Oil bad, green good…

  4. Oil is a natural part of the environment, but these wind turbines are not. When one actually considers the damage done to the environment in their construction, installation and once set up, they should be banned.

  5. This is the main reason Gotham City doesn’t use wind power.
    KAPOWEE! WHOOSH, AH DANG, BONK, THUD.
    p.s. old enough to remember Adam West.

  6. Old Duffer, you called it. If ducks die in McMurray its a great sin and fines follow.
    When eagles die at Pincher Creek its nothing to see here, move along. Eagles? I guess the enviro’s consider them to be the new feathered rat.
    This really enhances my opinion of Environment Canada staff.

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