So if CNN’s statistics are to be believed, that means everyone over 14 went shopping between the Friday after Thanksgiving and the Sunday two days later. That includes 4,371,357 who are between 75-79, 3,110,470 between 80-84, 1,913,317 between 85-89, 830,206 between 90-94, 228,669 between 95-99, and 40,397 over 100.
Ummmm, the MSM is overpopulated with the “Math is Hard” crowd. These were the C-minus students in your Grade 10 Math class.
Centenarians are the ones with the sharp elbows…
Sounds like the same math used to report Obama’s election votes. 109%!
Contains Nothing Newsworthy
This is statistic.
1 shopper who visit multiples stores during the day will be counted as many.
This is like page view.
Why do I have to explain this? (oops sorry I forgot this is a right wing web site, now I get it)
WEFARE FROG.
It is commenting on CNN presenting as you said, page view counts, as if nearly everyone did go shopping.
Duh.
Learn to read English.
I added this up on my CNN Bull$hit calculator.
I didn’t go within 5 miles of a shopping center.
Reminds me of Obama math, You Know?
59 Pennsylvania districts didn’t give Romney a single vote. 0
16,233,000,000,000 dollars of debt is nothing,
compared to infinity..
CNN – Message first, narrative second, news third, and truth, last. Because we can’t handle the truth and they don’t know what it is.
Only if grocery shopping counts.
Why go through all that hassle,when they could’ve just stayed home with some wobbly pops and waited for their BamBamphone?
I didn’t go shopping, they need to remove me. Unless they are counting that cup of coffee.
In other news, Kate received 20,000 visitors to her house or her website yesterday.
How about illegals. They are not on the census but they can still shop. CNN might not be so far off after all.
I love how LAS/dipper man here pretends to be a frenchie in his first sentence and then just says oh to heck with it and goes anglo in the last.
Candy Crowley has the transcripts in her purse to prove it too.
CNN has one useful ability and that is to provide prompt on air video of breaking events.
Once it gets past the poing where they have no time to screw with the information … it just keeps going downhill.
Point….