42 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

  1. Dog should be taken away because of abuse.
    Seriously, I see it like this. Progressives/hippies, whatever you wanna call them, have more respect for animals than they do for pre-born children. This is further proof.

  2. Add this one to the “which will the gubment force on us next; beastiality or polygamy” file.

  3. People might say I’m a freak, but having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother
    Memo to Terri: Dogs have short lifespans.
    The grief is gonna be killer, …freak.

  4. Bizarro..!
    Is she making that claim that she is a bitch?
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  5. Well so much for humans being the only mammal to drink another species milk! That totally kills the Paleo anti milk message… Sort of…

  6. As usual this time of day, I can’t get Sun News to load, but going by the comments, I know the story.
    There is a historical precedent. It is reported that the Samoyed people in Siberia considered their dogs so valuable that if a bitch did not produce enough milk for her litter, then the lactating human mothers took over the job. Mind you, that was a survival strategy in a harsh climate.

  7. No. 1 – I hope she doesn’t do it in front of her children. Her daughter is going to be really confused.
    No. 2 – Wonder what her husband thinks of it? Maybe when they’re cuddling, he says Woof, Woof.

  8. Anyone thinking of bidding for the O.J. murder knife? Juice gots to get paid. (It’s in the sidebar.)

  9. “Does this make her a Petaphile?”
    No! It makes her a lesbian.
    Speaking of b@tches, I’ve got a thought for a new internet video. I’m pondering making a youtube video tonight, I’m wondering if it has potential to go viral?? I think it’s funny as heck, and the Pimp rap lyrics write themselves. Here’s the hook for the rap song, it’s called “Binder full of Bitches”. Does anyone else but me think this is funny or has potential?
    “I got’a binder full of bitches, a binder full of bitches/ If Obama want’s my riches, I need my binder full of bitches.”

  10. mamba
    there is a theory out in a book with what appears to be a isht load of evidence that in fact OJ is not the killer. The author of the book was on O’Reilly a few months back, and he claims that the LAPD want’s nothing to do with re-opening the case. Anyways, the author’s theory is that it was OJ and Nicole’s son who murdered Nicole and her boyfriend. Apparently there is a diary and some correspondance to support this that the author has purchased.
    Anyways, if this is true, it would explain a number of things that don’t make sense.
    1) why didn’t the glove fit.
    2) who but OJ would have motive?
    3) if OJ knew, why he didn’t roll-over on his son.
    I’ve not read the book, but if the theory is true, it would answer a great many questions about the murders.
    Who knows though? It’s probably a bunch of junk. I ain’t gonna read it.
    Cheers
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/02/new-book-alleges-oj-simpsons-son-killed-nicole-brown-simpson-and-ron-goldman/

  11. Indy, baby, clearly you’ve never played golf. The so-called ‘bloody glove that didn’t fit’ had been sitting in an evidence lockup for months. Every golfer knows what it’s like to open his bag, and find a sweaty glove he’d peeled off a few weeks ago, and stuffed into one of the pockets.
    The once-wet and supple glove is now dried up and crinkly. Trying to put it on usually results in tearing it to shreds, unless you have the sense to apply some form of lubrication first. Take a pair of leather shoes, walk through a few deep puddles, and then toss them in a corner for a few months; wanna bet they’re just going to slip on?
    “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” was just some jive-ass bullsh*t.

  12. Honest to dog, I’m going to have to post that to my facebook page to upset and insult all my west coast cousins who voted for teleprompter jesus and his cousin Moon Man Brown. And they wonder why I left the state. We know for sure she always votes a straight Democrat ticket.

  13. Didn’t that slyboots Johnnie Cockroach also have O.J. put some sort of latex glove on under the glove-glove to protect him from cooties or something? I’ve heard it suggested that that might have made all the difference.
    Indy, do the vid and post it tonight.

  14. Kb
    If it rhymes, you don’t do no time.
    Like I said, its plausible that the kid didn’t like the boyfriend, and oj covered for his son. That said ur likely right, and the book is bs. That said, the author is a respected PI, and therefore should be taken seriously. I suspect the lapd simply doesn’t want to open that can of worms.

  15. Kb
    If it rhymes, you don’t do no time.
    Like I said, its plausible that the kid didn’t like the boyfriend, and oj covered for his son. That said ur likely right, and the book is bs. That said, the author is a respected PI, and therefore should be taken seriously. I suspect the lapd simply doesn’t want to open that can of worms.

  16. ‘Terri Graham, 44, said breast-feeding her pug, Spider, makes her feel like a better mom.’
    So when said Spider grows up and should MsG feel its time to have some form of sex with said pugsly…she can claim that the experience makes her a better lover?
    Only in Cali.

  17. You all do know that this is from a U.K. magazine much like those you see at the supermarket checkout.
    I picked a random article from their website…. MANY more just like this:
    Sex change shock ‘Taking hair loss pills turned me into a woman’
    Will McKee’s marriage ended after anti-baldness pills made him grow breasts and hips and fancy men

  18. David in Michigan
    The problem is though that no matter how outrageous , you just know somewhere, somehow ,some one, is doing just this. That is the moral vacuum we live in this century.

  19. It’s time for a revolution, if any of them live they can be shipped to an Island, I vote somewhere near Papua New Guinea where the still breast feed their pigs.

  20. Look at he upside people, if there is ever a crossbreed that could help Colifornia and liberalism, it would be a cross between a Border collie and a Colifornia leftie, if you could find a Collie to lower its intelligence it that much.

  21. I can’t see what the problem is. Cross-species milk consumption is quite common as we seem to have no difficulty in drinking cows milk and goat milk. (or dogs milk if you’re stuck on Red Dwarf and supplies are short). Lactating dogs have let abandoned kittens latch on and feed and these stories are usually viewed in a positive light. I’m sure that there are dogs who would be quite happy to feed from a cows udder if they had the chance. I’ve seen farm cats come running around when milking is taking place and they seem to enjoy being sprayed with milk.
    Would peoples reaction to the story be any different if, instead of seeing a well endowed lactating female, we saw a picture of a dog lapping up a bowl of pasteurized human milk? The story is from a British tabloid; a medium that seems to have a breast fetish. Normally their pictorial content seems to involve lots of large breasted women almost falling out of their scanty clothes and maybe the dog improved sales of this particular tabloid.

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