The World Still Has Too Many Reporters

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1. Ten reasons NOT to subscribe to Macleans.
   Good grief!

2. Who gives a rat’s — where he swims! Just Macleans pimping JT in advance of the Liberal convention.

3. after a campfire meal of lobsters, steak and Jockey Club
   Jockey Club? Can someone explain?

4. And – surprise – they’re all Canadian swims.
   The heart swells with pride, even as other bodily parts shrink.
   I need to go read me some Mark Steyn as an antidote to this.

5. Did Justin just admit to trespassing?

6. Mississauga Matt: “Jockey Club”? I had the same question. Did he mix up his “skivvies” with the drink in his hand? Or was he thinking of the Jockey Club on Ibiza, with their popular Fruit Bar. I guess that will remain a mystery for those of us who are not as tuned in as he is.

7. McLean’s has taken over where “Tiger Beat” left off.
   Oooooh,isn’t he CUTE! Canadians MUST vote this guy PM!
   Lord,give me strength.

8. I take it Jockey Club is a mixed drink:
   2 oz gin
   1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
   1 tsp triple sec
   1 dash Angostura® bitters
   1/3 oz lemon juice
   Shake, strain into an old-fashioned glass filled with broken ice, and serve.
   Sounds like he’s a man of the people: who doesn’t top off a campfire meal of steak & lobster with a Jockey Club?

9. This article has given a new definition of UFI (useless effing information).

10. I don’t see Kokanee lake on there. Too soon?

11. Jockey Club is (or was, not sure if it is still sold) a Newfoundland beer. As I recall it was fairly tasty, but it has been almost 30 years since I lived there.
    I agree, what a fluff article. How can a magazine that carried and backed up Mark Steyn see fit to carry an article like this?

12. And so the Media Party begins the build up of the useless spawn of the f’ing trudeau, prior to the 2015 election. Future leader of the lieberals…God help us…

13. Stop trespassing and get out of my hottub. (Dramatically throw scarfe around neck while doing a swirly 180,then yell) GOOD DAY SIRRRAH.

14. That’s a pretty big carbon footprint right there.

15. Next month, a retrospective; the favorite swims of the late Teddy Kennedy.

16. I want a front row seat when J.T. (aka supersperm) swims Niagara Falls.

17. “Paddling down the Margaree River in an inner tube with my one-year-old son Xavier in my lap, Cape Breton, N.S.”
    Where is the outrage???
    With all the flack Mitt Romney has taken in the U.S. for securing his dog (inside a kennel) on the roof of his car how taking a 1 year old down a river on an inner tube be acceptable?

18. dwo – you beat me to it. WTF? Someone who’s on twitter start making a thing out of this.
    gordinkneehill – that psychopath Ted wasn’t far off it. He named his dog “Splash”.
    tom@drum – heh.

19. If Justin was attempting to impress his friends at a local bar, his remarks would be funny.
    As it is, the man sounds like an oaf. Let´s hope that the Liberal Party anoints ¨JT¨, perfect ending and his 11th dip.

20. “Swimming with the icebergs in Alsek Lake, Tatshenshini River, Yukon”
    The Tatshenshini River is in the Yukon, Canada.
    Alsek Lake is in Alaska, U.S.A.
    http://tinyurl.com/8ko29y9

21. But isn’t he like so totally dreamy?
    Justin, tell me the ten times you’ve felt super awesome.
    BARF!

22. Kinda relieved that he hasn’t found anywhere to swim worth mentioning in Alberta, Saskatchewan, or Manitoba.
    We’re flyover country. Thank God.

23. Good thing he had a repetoire of his ten favorite swims just in case a professional journalist were to put him on the spot and ask him. That could have been embarrassing if he could only come up with eight.

24. Michel swims with the fishes.
    I still think he looks like Keiff not Mick . wild party that night.

25. Washing his balls in the Margaree River!!!
    Somebody call Elizabeth May. AND the cops.
    Those poor salmon…. they’ll never recover I tell you!!!

26. I hear Jr. farts in french too… just to impress his Dad… what an actor… and here I was thinking that wasting 1.3 trillion dollars on “bilingualism” was the act of a malicious madman… I look forward to the next riveting piece of “journalism” promoting Trudeaus kid, the one where Justine reminisces about his ten favourite turds that resemble his Father. What an actor!

27. Ahhhh! My ten, all-time favourite dumps in the bush happened when I was thinking about the Trudeaus…

28. Who cares where this oxygen theif goes swimming,his old man the senior Turdo was a commie ego maniac and of course the lovely Maggie was a manic depresive nympho. Just the kind of gene pool [make that puddle] that Canada needs representing us on the world stage.By the way what was he doing on that Coast Guard ice breaker when he jumped 60 feet into the water.I suppose there were several hundred other average citizens along for the ride too,or was Justin Turdeau just taking advantage of his political connections to score a free trip.Inquiring minds deserve an answer,does anyone think Mcleans will ask him and publish his response?Maybe they could do another slobbering promotion of the spawn of Satan called “My 10 favourite adventures scored at the expense of the Canadian taxpayer” It must be just so great to be a Prime Minister in waiting.