First there were carbon offsets. Now the latest in Guilt Removal Devices for Gullible Leftists has become available: Ted Frank’s Chicken Offsets
First there were carbon offsets. Now the latest in Guilt Removal Devices for Gullible Leftists has become available: Ted Frank’s Chicken Offsets
Heh, snake oil salesmen looking for suckers. I wonder how much will get past his pocket?
Ohoh. Is this guy an eevviilll 1% GOP getting rich off of useful idiots?
I still have a large supply of smart pills for sale.
Just $9.95 plus postage and handling.
Tread softly…softly…
An obscure, rebellious priest posting his opinions on a German church door, by extension, set off perhaps the most vicous reigious war in European History…the 30 Years war.
The main complaint was indulgences….the ancestor of offsets……
foobert, I think that too many people have already taken your smart pills or some equivalent.
You can be sure the chicken offsets will be a resounding success. Not.
Leftards are notoriously tight with their money, and they will find a way to rationalize dealing with Chick Fil-A if they find themselves jonesing for a chicken sammich.
Capitalism at it’s most raw and base level. Some liberal idiot is bound to buy them. “This way to the egress”…..
“its” not “it’s” – geez I hate when I do that…
Brian M.: “‘its’ not ‘it’s’ – geez I hate when I do that…”
Brian, for a small fee each time you make this error, I’ll offset it by posting an apologetic comment to a grammar blog.
We should start up a Stupid Offsets for these kind of people.
Might get rich.
I’ll say it again:
When will the gays get tired of being pawns?
Doubt if ChicK-Fil-A will have the donation offset box in any of their stores, so you should buy the burger and send the money to a website ??
Wonder if there is a way we could find out if anyone is stupid enough to actually do that? I guess if you are stupid enough to spend money on Carbon offsets when you fly , it’s conceivable to buy chicken offsets to make queers happy. I would donate to stupidity offsets if the money went to secure mental institutions and could be verified. Gottabe something in the water…..
I’m certain that someone has already posted this at SDA previously, perhaps it was I, but here goes:
http://www.cheatneutral.com/
This’ll help all of those that need help, especially those that want to help, but can’t quite keep their eyes of the neighbor’s bum.
Off to Port Huron Mi this Thursday for some shopping. This time we will have lunch at Chick-Fil-A. And no, I won’t be buying chicken credits.
@ marc in calgary at August 6, 2012 4:00 PM
The small print section is just as funny as the main page. Somehow we moved into a paralell universe through some kind of wormhole where insanity rules, or the severe mental patients are allowed to play on the net.
Considering how Gays hate God with Religion in general. It surprises me, they now make amends of white guilt, by indulgences. Using a carbon tax or other devices towards their materialistic Faith based on sex. In this case a guilt put on one, for eating a none PC chicken. So human though to defer guilt for immediate pleasure by scapegoat using money or other people. Particularly if your corruptly rich. Who wants to add Hypocrisy to their name, by appearing oh so enlightened.
As soon as the gold in the casket rings; the rescued soul to heaven springs
Let me refrase this:
As soon as the Gold in the Gay charity rings;the rescued soul to Liberalism springs
O Dio…
I guess you can have your chicken and eat it, too.
And they told us for years that they just wanted to be treated like everyone else and be accepted for what the are.Now suddenly they want to be recognized as a political movement that aspires to tell the rest of us what to think, what to believe and what to eat even.I guess they lied to us after all.
The author hasn’t heard that Air Canada and WestJet offer carbon offsets. Our little bit of national insanity has stayed within our own borders!
It’s such a well written parody that it infuriated a number of readers on another well known conservative website when it was posted.
Nice to see that sda readers aren’t falling for it – I think.
For anybody still in doubt, read the Q&As and then read the author’s CV.
Why don’t we call all these offsets what they really are? Indulgences for some imagined benefit as promulgated by the high priesthood.
A pox on all their houses.