36 Replies to “Not Watching For The Asteroid”

  3. Unfortunately, what we failed to add, was that like interbreeding of horses and donkeys, the offspring are sterile. – CNN 😉

  4. Can you say Bombastic Bushkin?(Johnny Carson’s favoured bombastic person)
    Barnum and Bailey would be proud.

  5. Gee. I remember that story, Kate, from 2 months ago when you posted the corrected version. Maybe CNN should hire you as a fact-checker? (Well, one that doesn’t just go to Wiki, I mean.)

  6. Tweets all disappeared.
    Liberals want Conservatives to “shut up” and Conservatives want Liberals to keep talking.

  7. It’s just another attempt by the warmists to keep the panic alive in the face of overwhelming evidence against their position.

  9. I know the term “jumping the shark” would be a bad pun, but I can’t help it in this case. That’s what happens when your reporters are chosen for their eye candy appeal. Then again, does anyone take CNN seriously?

  10. I have been to Seattle. Cold, damp and dreary. Just the place to start some conspiracy theories over a Starbucks double latte machachino. (Starbucks is run by aliens, Starbuckians I swear)

  12. Hey Censored – you are allowed to comment here, try a conservative comment on some of the blogs where you belong. Somehow when I read your comments I think back to the old Woody Woodpecker song, “It wouldn’t make sense to the dull and the dense, so it wouldn’t make sense to you, ha, ha, HA, ha…” That’s enough of feeding the troll for today.

  13. Censored in Seattle:
    Gee, there really ARE people “out there” that believe what this guy’s saying. Well, one, anyway…

  15. CNN is just ‘shark bait’. When does Erin go swimming?
    So now we know that the idiot media loves all the free sex stuff among humans, but eschews it among sharks…
    Next we’ll have the mating habits of Monty Python’s killer rabbits.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  17. Last Tuesday was a beautiful day, so I went shark fishing in Lake Ontario. Those fresh water sharks are getting bigger too. I was going to use my horse to pull out a shark I hooked, but the horse was too small, not much bigger than my dog. Don’t know how come he’s smaller than he used to be.
    Think I should ask CNN to investigate?

  18. Hollywood should get on this.
    How about: (Super) Sharks on a Submarine.
    More on the silly file…
    Adult Swim TV network is reporting that Snookie’s baby is due on Dec 21,2012 which coincides with the Mayan Calendar’s end of time. We should all be very afraid.

  21. I’m expecting any day now that someone will find an aardvark with one nut larger than the other.. there will then be a clot of warmie scientists, who’ll tell everyone that its cause of global warming.

  23. I’ll try again:
    “Those are Mossad sharks.”
    Posted by: coach at March 19, 2012 12:58 PM
    Of course they are.
    Will the Zionists stop at nothing? (Essay question, kids: How does destroying the environment and the Earth’s climate aid Israel? Discuss.)

  25. Two months have passed. The editors figured most had forgotten about the original story so they could repackage and resurrect it as Killer Sharks.
    It must be time for another Media Party full court press of AGW BS. The cover of this week’s Macleans tells us that we may never have a “normal” winter again in Canada.

  26. Unfortunately, what we failed to add, was that like interbreeding of horses and donkeys, the offspring are sterile. – CNN 😉
    Posted by: canuck66 at March 19, 2012 11:52 AM
    Oh Man, I could get into so much trouble here, white women, kenyan communist.
    ,

  28. That’s what happens when your reporters are chosen for their eye candy appeal.
    She sure wasn’t chosen for her voice, which reminds me more than a bit of Hillary Clinton’s.
    She may be onto something with the shark population explosion; there are about ten times as many sharks here in Iowa (outside aquaria) as there were five years ago.

  29. Oops! That was me, not Iowa Hawk, the strap of whose sandal I am not fit to loose.

  30. If I recall, it was a colder-water species of shark which was migrating towards the equator. In other words, cooler water was extending it’s range.

  31. I’m hoping that this trend of AGW super mutants continues to include yummy monster prawns and salmon – BBQ will never get better = bring on the mutants!

  32. CNN’s most important contribution is it puts the
    Theory of Evolution’s supporters back in the field
    trying to explain how those mental midgets fit in.
    .

  34. “Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see.”
    – Jack Handey –
    mhb23re

  35. This I see in her eyes: “I left CNBS and then my boy Mark Haynes died and now I’m pandering to leftist scare stories instead of joking with the old boys at Goldman and now I have to report on American tabloid stories when I used to be a pinup at Dealbreaker and then the guys at Zerohedge would out me and then I’d crack a few more jokes and then the traders would go home and wish they’d treated me better and boohoo why did I leave iBanking for journalism omg I’m on CNN and more people see me but less people know my why can’t I just have my old spot back?!?!?!?!?!?! waaaah!”
    You can come back anytime Erin.

  36. Ya know what? My local auto service shop sent me a flyer today touting the importance of maintaining my vehicle vis a vis “GHG” emissions.
    I’m going to be having some fun with them….

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