56 Replies to “This Is My Brother Mohammed, And This Is My Other Brother Mohammed”
I guess hot dogs and Polish sausages are out of the question.
The religion of peace now demands all banana shaped objects be kept away from their women.
Is there something wrong with their women we should know about?
This guy’s either seriously bent or a very funny man.
I bet this is a simple case of projection. The creep probably fondles all the melons in the marketplace…
if women wish to eat these food items,
a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband,
should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
–
Never let a frustrated woman handle a butcher knife,
shuddering memories of Dwayne Bobbitt
This just in….he just banned pictures of Bactrian Camels as the two humps reminded him of breasts.
Just like the church of AGW, it doesn’t matter how absurd a pronouncement is. If it advances the cause of controlling people, it’s settled.
if women in the family like these foods,
The sheikh advised to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
*************************************
Girls,
control yourselves while stuffing Christmas turkeys..
Proof positive that Koran burning should be mandatory.
Western feminists remain standing silently in a field of crickets. I suppose the logic is that whatever tears down the structure of the oppressive society in which they unfortunately live, is useful. Enemy of my enemy, etc. Perhaps they should choose enemies more wisely. If the logic of the feminists is that once the oppressive society has been shattered by whatever means works, they will simply use the same tactics to put aside their new overlords, I believe they are sorely mistaken.
Wow…
A man that sees a p*nis replacement in a banana, cucumber should just admit he’d rather play on the same team and be done with it. After all being gay is no longer frowned on anymore by any progressive society on the planet…Oh never mind then….
Ellie at 9:46 The creep probably fondles all the melons in the marketplace…
Uhhh, that’s not wrong, is it?
How did he miss Corn on the Cob and Zucchini?
Apparently the mullahs read the Koran like our judges read the Charter of Rights. If it ain’t there it should be and as far as I’m concerned it now is.
I do think the Iranians do win the all time prize about 20 years ago with the mullahs raping a young woman so they could execute her.
well theres probably a web site out there soemwhere featuring lorna sexx and what fun she has with cucumbers.
the english type.
Homosexuality, especially male, in Arabic countries is rampant, given that girls must keep their virginity for reasons of wealth. Though it is a dirty little secret, they do execute the odd one in order to convince the West that they see it as decadent.
Wow. The list of phallus-like foods is extensive. I suspect honour killings and public beatings for grazing a cucumber in the local market are next.
Send Anne McLellan & Allan Rock over there to help them set up a “Fruit and Vegetable Registry” to ensure no offending penis-like weapon falls into the wrong hands.
To quote Murray Roman from a long time ago.
“You can’t beat people up and have them say I love you”.
That is why the muslim world is so full of hate …. too many beatings, not enough cucumber.
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
This might explain why a Persian cucumber (also called a ‘mini-cucmber’ when sold in a Middle Eastern grocery store) is so much smaller than an English cucumber.
Obviously Muslim women are no more able to exercise self-control than the men are. It’s clear that the dudes need to start wearing burqas to save the ladies from the over powering lust that they must necessarily experience whenever they see a man not wearing a tent.
Obviously the mullah spend a lot of time pitching a tent. I suspect his research is based on his own excited reaction to vegetables. He may very well be a vegetable fruit. I suspect he plays the position behind home plate.
Larben is correct. A friend of ours lived and worked in Saudi Arabia and claims he saw more gay goings on than he ever sees in Canada. Over there it’s just not paraded around and shoved in your face like it is here. He worked in IT and where he worked, he was surprised how often gay web sites were viewed(unbeknownst to the locals doing it).
if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
I had a neighbour from Eritrea who was a Muslim.
No way would he or any of his basketball buddies from the Mosk ever do anything related to food preparation or grocery shopping.
He was adamant that these tasks were “woman’s work” and wouldn’t even Bar-B-Q.
I tell ya, without their women they’d starve, never have any clean or mended clothes, never have a clean house or dishes washed, probably not even know how to change out the toilet paper roll or tie their shoe laces.
How did this dude overlook electric toothbrushes? Not only do they have the dreaded phallic shape, they VIBRATE! And women shamelessly put them in their mouths.
The virtuous Islamic woman must therefore have a husband or other male relative brush her teeth.
This could explain why they don’t allow their women to serve in the military.
You know… they might find some alone time with those TaepoDONG missles they purchased from N.Korea. Slow-down or it’s gonna blow!
Instert Bill Clinton Cigar comment here…
The biggest phallic threat to Muzzie women is obviously Herman Cain.
Sexual Harassment N1))a…barumupt bump
Yeah great advise, this from some 50 generation inbred just back from practicing their ecclesiastically correct way to ass-rape a goat.
Can you trade ass raped goat for cucumbers and bananas if you don’t tell the chicks?
Hmmm off to to “Ask An Amam”
He’ll be here all week, try the veal! Stay away from the cumcumbers though! Badump-tch! 🙂
Forget the veggies, it’s the salami that he should be worried about
“He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.””
So, do the men have to do all the grocery shopping now?
Batteries Not Included.
I keep trying to equate their attitude to females with the prophet Mohammed (PSUH)and his marriage to a 9 yr old child.
Was he possibly under-endowed and that’s why the banana and cucumber scare them to death?
He should add to his list the marrow. The English comics love their over-sized marrows.
I guess anything tubular is out then.
Pop bottles, rolling pins, brooms, and aye-yii-aye no using a mortar and pestal for grinding spices or coffee or flour ’cause that could lead to dancing or something!
Look, I know that Islam is a nuttier than the Christian religion but, c’mon. how many of you jokers actually believe this?
bikyamasr? WTF is that?
I would just like to have my penis mistaken for a cucumber for once.
It’s hard to believe that over a billion people claim to be a part of this monkey, stone age religion. Unbelievable!
It’s hard to believe that over a billion people claim to be a part of this monkey, stone age religion. Unbelievable!
The more religious Muslim men become the more unhinged they appear, it’s not the women obsessed with sex it’s the sexually repressed men mostly Mullahs and Imams.
Bernie Bauer – Not quite flat earth stuff, but you still haven’t convinced me that the earth is static!
If I ever need a cause to fight for, I’ll give you call! I’m with you Indiana Homez – a gherkin pickle perhaps!
I will never look at a cucumber the same way again….
larb
better than a pig’n a blanket eh?
He may have a point. I couldn’t even get past “sheikh” without thinking about sex.
Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sheesh.
Maybe Muslim men should not be allowed to handle bagels or donuts since it might give them new ideas for personal satisfaction.
Indiana Homez, you’re half way there if it has turned green.
I guess hot dogs and Polish sausages are out of the question.
The religion of peace now demands all banana shaped objects be kept away from their women.
Is there something wrong with their women we should know about?
This guy’s either seriously bent or a very funny man.
I bet this is a simple case of projection. The creep probably fondles all the melons in the marketplace…
if women wish to eat these food items,
a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband,
should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
–
Never let a frustrated woman handle a butcher knife,
shuddering memories of Dwayne Bobbitt
This just in….he just banned pictures of Bactrian Camels as the two humps reminded him of breasts.
Just like the church of AGW, it doesn’t matter how absurd a pronouncement is. If it advances the cause of controlling people, it’s settled.
if women in the family like these foods,
The sheikh advised to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
*************************************
Girls,
control yourselves while stuffing Christmas turkeys..
Proof positive that Koran burning should be mandatory.
Western feminists remain standing silently in a field of crickets. I suppose the logic is that whatever tears down the structure of the oppressive society in which they unfortunately live, is useful. Enemy of my enemy, etc. Perhaps they should choose enemies more wisely. If the logic of the feminists is that once the oppressive society has been shattered by whatever means works, they will simply use the same tactics to put aside their new overlords, I believe they are sorely mistaken.
Wow…
A man that sees a p*nis replacement in a banana, cucumber should just admit he’d rather play on the same team and be done with it. After all being gay is no longer frowned on anymore by any progressive society on the planet…Oh never mind then….
Ellie at 9:46
The creep probably fondles all the melons in the marketplace…
Uhhh, that’s not wrong, is it?
How did he miss Corn on the Cob and Zucchini?
Apparently the mullahs read the Koran like our judges read the Charter of Rights. If it ain’t there it should be and as far as I’m concerned it now is.
I do think the Iranians do win the all time prize about 20 years ago with the mullahs raping a young woman so they could execute her.
well theres probably a web site out there soemwhere featuring lorna sexx and what fun she has with cucumbers.
the english type.
Homosexuality, especially male, in Arabic countries is rampant, given that girls must keep their virginity for reasons of wealth. Though it is a dirty little secret, they do execute the odd one in order to convince the West that they see it as decadent.
Wow. The list of phallus-like foods is extensive. I suspect honour killings and public beatings for grazing a cucumber in the local market are next.
Send Anne McLellan & Allan Rock over there to help them set up a “Fruit and Vegetable Registry” to ensure no offending penis-like weapon falls into the wrong hands.
To quote Murray Roman from a long time ago.
“You can’t beat people up and have them say I love you”.
That is why the muslim world is so full of hate …. too many beatings, not enough cucumber.
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
This might explain why a Persian cucumber (also called a ‘mini-cucmber’ when sold in a Middle Eastern grocery store) is so much smaller than an English cucumber.
Obviously Muslim women are no more able to exercise self-control than the men are. It’s clear that the dudes need to start wearing burqas to save the ladies from the over powering lust that they must necessarily experience whenever they see a man not wearing a tent.
Obviously the mullah spend a lot of time pitching a tent. I suspect his research is based on his own excited reaction to vegetables. He may very well be a vegetable fruit. I suspect he plays the position behind home plate.
Larben is correct. A friend of ours lived and worked in Saudi Arabia and claims he saw more gay goings on than he ever sees in Canada. Over there it’s just not paraded around and shoved in your face like it is here. He worked in IT and where he worked, he was surprised how often gay web sites were viewed(unbeknownst to the locals doing it).
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Appears to be a clear case of cucumber envy.
if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
I had a neighbour from Eritrea who was a Muslim.
No way would he or any of his basketball buddies from the Mosk ever do anything related to food preparation or grocery shopping.
He was adamant that these tasks were “woman’s work” and wouldn’t even Bar-B-Q.
I tell ya, without their women they’d starve, never have any clean or mended clothes, never have a clean house or dishes washed, probably not even know how to change out the toilet paper roll or tie their shoe laces.
How did this dude overlook electric toothbrushes? Not only do they have the dreaded phallic shape, they VIBRATE! And women shamelessly put them in their mouths.
The virtuous Islamic woman must therefore have a husband or other male relative brush her teeth.
This could explain why they don’t allow their women to serve in the military.
You know… they might find some alone time with those TaepoDONG missles they purchased from N.Korea. Slow-down or it’s gonna blow!
Instert Bill Clinton Cigar comment here…
The biggest phallic threat to Muzzie women is obviously Herman Cain.
Sexual Harassment N1))a…barumupt bump
Yeah great advise, this from some 50 generation inbred just back from practicing their ecclesiastically correct way to ass-rape a goat.
Can you trade ass raped goat for cucumbers and bananas if you don’t tell the chicks?
Hmmm off to to “Ask An Amam”
He’ll be here all week, try the veal! Stay away from the cumcumbers though! Badump-tch! 🙂
Forget the veggies, it’s the salami that he should be worried about
“He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.””
So, do the men have to do all the grocery shopping now?
Batteries Not Included.
I keep trying to equate their attitude to females with the prophet Mohammed (PSUH)and his marriage to a 9 yr old child.
Was he possibly under-endowed and that’s why the banana and cucumber scare them to death?
He should add to his list the marrow. The English comics love their over-sized marrows.
I guess anything tubular is out then.
Pop bottles, rolling pins, brooms, and aye-yii-aye no using a mortar and pestal for grinding spices or coffee or flour ’cause that could lead to dancing or something!
Look, I know that Islam is a nuttier than the Christian religion but, c’mon. how many of you jokers actually believe this?
bikyamasr? WTF is that?
I would just like to have my penis mistaken for a cucumber for once.
It’s hard to believe that over a billion people claim to be a part of this monkey, stone age religion. Unbelievable!
It’s hard to believe that over a billion people claim to be a part of this monkey, stone age religion. Unbelievable!
The more religious Muslim men become the more unhinged they appear, it’s not the women obsessed with sex it’s the sexually repressed men mostly Mullahs and Imams.
Bernie Bauer – Not quite flat earth stuff, but you still haven’t convinced me that the earth is static!
If I ever need a cause to fight for, I’ll give you call! I’m with you Indiana Homez – a gherkin pickle perhaps!
I will never look at a cucumber the same way again….
larb
better than a pig’n a blanket eh?
He may have a point. I couldn’t even get past “sheikh” without thinking about sex.
Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sheesh.
Maybe Muslim men should not be allowed to handle bagels or donuts since it might give them new ideas for personal satisfaction.
Indiana Homez, you’re half way there if it has turned green.