“I SAID, LOOK AT MY BOLLOCKS RIGHT NOW, YOU UPTIGHT CONSERVATIVE PRUDES!”
47 Replies to “Hey You”
Kate, you need to change that “ref” to “href”.
Link is unlinky.
There are benefits to living on the frozen tundra of the Canadian prairies. Nudity isn’t much of an issue most months of the year.
Can’t unsee the link within that link. It’s a good thing it’s broke. Aged hippie butts ain’t pretty.
The link works now.
Gotta love David Thompson.
I thought the broken ‘href’ tag was a _feature_ of this post, NOT a _bug_?
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Thanks for the warning Chris, I managed to not see the picture. One less thing to try and fail to forget.
My question for the radical, edgy, militant nudist exhibitionists is this: If its ok for you to get your jollies by pursuing your kink for shocking total strangers… is it ok for me to pursue my own hobby? Hippie punching.
By the way, did y’all know that pepper spray hurts REAL bad if you get it on anything Down There? Oh yeah.
…they desperately need an audience, preferably a clothed one, and preferably one that’s embarrassed, inconvenienced and unwilling…
I’m guessing that the mainstream gay community cringes when they hear about such behaviour. Oh wait – was this a gay event or one with nudists of both sexes? There I go again, making prejudiced assumptions because, well, San Francisco.
This comment from the linked article is a keeper: “Unwanted exposure to scrotum is never okay.”
Gross and unhygienic. Of course, it’s a safe assumption that these exhibitionists are perfectly fine banning things they don’t agree with. Heaven forbid they were confronted with unwanted military or religious displays, for example.
BTW, I wonder if the nudists comply with SF’s Meatless Monday Law?
Great, now I have to kill myself.
Black Mamba
Give copious booze consumption a chance first…would ya?
I’m all for nudism, inside the insane asylum
No Black Mamba, you must die laughing – I almost did reading your comment!
Oh, all right. Everything’s closed but there’s a couple of litres of Listerine here. If that doesn’t do the trick, then perhaps a power drill to the hippocampus…
Frankly to me there just perverts who have exhibitionist tendencies.
Than cry foul when people are revolted at the antics pressured on others, to accommodate their weirdness. History is catching up to these wackos.
The kind of people who try to force others to follow their own obsessions.
While never examining why they are driven to do this. There are nude beaches, camps, with their own homes. Why force us to see them naked? Its pathological behavior.
These folks are like 5 year olds in a tantrum.
Besides the obvious health risks, this is an assault on children, & any innocence they can destroy.
One day the hammer is coming down on these kooks. Its inevitable as the World changes, when hippydom dies. Literally from old age. Glad I live in Alberta . Thirty below takes care of these nut cases. Yet those same people who scream to be nude, becomes offended at a drop of a hat at anything they don’t like.
The leaf is turning. Or should that be returning?
Seems like a fairly simple solution to me. If he’s right in his assessment – if these people get a thrill out of embarrassing or offending others through nudity – then the solution is simple: stop getting offended at the sight of nudity.
Wassat? You prefer to use the power of the state in order to control the actions of others, rather than modify your own perceptions? Pft. Buncha commie libtards.
Shut up, Alex.
Why is that the people who should NEVER be naked insist on it? Why? What did we ever do to them?
In conclusion, David Thompson is awesome.
Tell us about how all conservative men are secretly gay, Alex.
Case in point 🙂 Instead of pulling his head out of his ass, Sushi would rather silence those who disagree with him. Looks like I’ve exposed yet another commie libtard mole, Kate!
You’re welcome!
She’s a woman, Alex. And her name isn’t Sushi. Her name isn’t even Japanese.
Black Mamba
If you have to go the drilling a hole in our head route… might I offer a suggestion?
Hook up the vacume and suck what’s left out otherwise you’ll end up like the resident exhibitionist troll.
A job half done never turns out well…
Yep, don’t leave the job half done, or they’ll start using words like “vacume”.
…case in point.
Well, on a lighter note this reminded me of a scene from one of my favorite old movies, Stand By Me. Possible bylaw enforcement tool? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5y3NO8YSow
Yeah, Black Mamba, you used words that are too difficult for Alex.
I think someone should dare these exhibitionists to go fully clothed or try their puerile stunts in an area populated by those less tolerant of their skin-fests.
I’ve never figured out what it is about queers that they have to flaunt their warped sexuality in public. Wreck Beach is a Vancouver nude beach that I used to frequent quite regularly when I lived in Vancouver and it was a nice, non-sexual atmosphere. There were clear boundaries where the non-nude beach began and people put their clothes on at that point. Most of my human anatomy studies were done on that beach.
South of Wreck Beach was a section frequented by male homosexuals and sex acts among men were quite frequent and very public. At least heterosexuals on Wreck Beach proper had the decency to retire to the woods inland to have sex out of sight.
One of the things I suddenly became aware of while wandering nude on Wreck Beach was the lack of pockets. There are all sorts of things that I normally carry on me in case I need them in multiple pockets and I’d have to go back to where I left my clothes if I needed my Swiss army knife beer opener to get the cap off a beer I had just bought. Ended up keeping my clothes in a backpack so I had access to all the essential items I normally keep in my clothes.
I don’t mind seeing attractive nude women but there are a lot of people who would look best in burka’s. People who have an appreciation of the effects of aging know when they’ve hit their best-before date and go out in public clothed. This concept doesn’t seem to be much appreciated in San Francisco.
This is probably the best example of why winter in Saskatchewan isn’t a bad thing.
Alex’s argument, with one slight change: if these people get a thrill out of embarrassing or offending others through [pictures or cartoons of Mohammed] – then the solution is simple: stop getting offended at the sight of [pictures or cartoons of Mohammed].
Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?
Gee thinking back to when I was 10 years old in small town Alberta, me and my brother and our friends would have let up on the birds, squirrels and what ever else we liked to shoot with our Red Ryder 500 shot BB Guns and we would have went after these fools big time. They would have been picking BB’s out of each others hemmoroidal asses for the rest of the week before they became infected. Dad would have supplied the BB’s. That’s if we could have closed in on them before the coal miners got off work….
“Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?”
Because I live in Canada, you blithering moron.
My guess is that Alex spends a lot of time masturbating.
“Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?”
I concur.
Dennis Miller had the best description for that particular display.
The Boxer Rebellion.
From the events in this articale, I assume that S.F. has no “indecent exposure” laws. One would have to therefore also suppose that anyone who takes offense at a flabby middle-aged man standing in front of an elementary school in the nude and offering candy to the children would instantly be accused of bias, intolerance and having a warped and prudish mind. This would also apply to those who might be repelled at finding the same man peering through their backyard fence at their children.
So, do those who are exposing themselves go around nude all the time? Or do they walk out the door in the morning in suits & dresses, and then strip down only when they’ve decided it’s convenient/appropriate? And, would they approve of mass nudity by others in circumstances such as, say, the marriage of their own daughter, or the funeral of their wife? And do they go to job interviews in the buff, or is that an exception too?
loki
Really…most of us look a helluva-lot better dressed……
I’m old enough to remember the news-paper pics of the Sons-of Freedom Doukabor’s(sp) antics in court….not a pretty sight…… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doukhobor
“nobody wants to see a 40 yr old tittie” – Chris Rock (the philosopher)
Indy – Salma Hayek? You would’t peep?
Alex spends most of his time here masturbating. God knows what he gets up to on his own time.
ebt called it! Same mental malfunction as the aging wrinkly buttock crowd, different twist and less courage. Much less risky to troll the internet than to troll Main Street where an actual up-tight Conservative might be able to get at them and put the boots to ’em.
BTW in case Trollex’s trolling seems like all the other trolling you’ve ever seen here, its because he’s the same troll. Used to go by Ms.Mew I strongly suspect, similar writing style and same material. Homosexual slurs are a dead give away, Johnny.
Like the wrinkly hippies he really, -really- hates being ignored. He hates it a lot. Like, really a lot. Should I belabor the point further?
😀
Thanks guys 🙂 It’s awesome when I can just kick back and watch you make fools of yourselves. Makes me feel a bit redundant, but it’s still nice.
Alex: “Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?” Because I live in Canada, you blithering moron.
Alex, look up. Waaaaaaaaay up. What do you see? No, not the Friendly Giant. Those big things in the sky that are not birds or clouds are called “airplanes”. You can board one almost any day of the week and be in Riyadh in 12-18 hours.
Saying you can’t go to Riyadh because you live in Canada is neither a necessary or sufficient constraint. Try again, dimbulb.
*facepalm*
You CAN’T be that stupid. Admit it – you’re trolling.
Just another reason to always go about with a nine iron in hand.
Alex, mommy’s calling. It’s bed time.
Sasquatch, I’m also old enough to remember the Sons of Freedom nude photos. IIRC they didn’t need fig leaves as rolls of fat covered genitalia. I wouldn’t shed my clothes now on Wreck Beach as I’ve put on about 30 lb in the last 30 years.
Not the healthiest thing to do a lot as I saw some of the Wreck Beach regulars in their natural environment about 10 years ago and total body sunlight exposure for months every year for decades is too much of a good thing. One fairly hot looking woman 30 years ago was a mass of tanned wrinkles.
Maybe we should adopt the policy of an Italian? nude beach that had a committee determine which people could stroll on the beach naked and which should only be allowed on the beach clothed.
And then there’s the matter of pockets; now I also need to carry my cell phone, spare SD cards, memory sticks and a whole host of items that weren’t even around 30 years ago in addition to other useful stuff.
“Maybe we should adopt the policy of an Italian? nude beach that had a committee determine which people could stroll on the beach naked and which should only be allowed on the beach clothed.”
That’s not very libertarian. I think the correct approach is to let people go nude if they must, with the understanding that we get to shoot them if it upsets us.
(Phantom, do you really think Alex is Whatshisname? Alex, are you?)
Yes, I really think Trollex is He Who Must Not Be Named Because Its Just Too Pitiful To Contemplate.
But if not, a troll is still just vermin which needs to be starved to death.
And speaking of vermin, your idea of shooting ugly nudists is a terrible one. Shooting those gawd awful kinkoid weirdos would be a shameful waste of a perfectly good bullet. Hitting is cheaper and more satisfying. Other than that, I’m right with you.
Of course the best punishment would be to stick them stark naked someplace where nobody can see them. Someplace where there are… mosquitoes.
Nothing takes the fun out of exhibitionism like a few mosquitoes.
Kate, you need to change that “ref” to “href”.
Link is unlinky.
There are benefits to living on the frozen tundra of the Canadian prairies. Nudity isn’t much of an issue most months of the year.
Can’t unsee the link within that link. It’s a good thing it’s broke. Aged hippie butts ain’t pretty.
The link works now.
Gotta love David Thompson.
I thought the broken ‘href’ tag was a _feature_ of this post, NOT a _bug_?
.
Thanks for the warning Chris, I managed to not see the picture. One less thing to try and fail to forget.
My question for the radical, edgy, militant nudist exhibitionists is this: If its ok for you to get your jollies by pursuing your kink for shocking total strangers… is it ok for me to pursue my own hobby? Hippie punching.
By the way, did y’all know that pepper spray hurts REAL bad if you get it on anything Down There? Oh yeah.
…they desperately need an audience, preferably a clothed one, and preferably one that’s embarrassed, inconvenienced and unwilling…
I’m guessing that the mainstream gay community cringes when they hear about such behaviour. Oh wait – was this a gay event or one with nudists of both sexes? There I go again, making prejudiced assumptions because, well, San Francisco.
This comment from the linked article is a keeper: “Unwanted exposure to scrotum is never okay.”
Gross and unhygienic. Of course, it’s a safe assumption that these exhibitionists are perfectly fine banning things they don’t agree with. Heaven forbid they were confronted with unwanted military or religious displays, for example.
BTW, I wonder if the nudists comply with SF’s Meatless Monday Law?
Great, now I have to kill myself.
Black Mamba
Give copious booze consumption a chance first…would ya?
I’m all for nudism, inside the insane asylum
No Black Mamba, you must die laughing – I almost did reading your comment!
Oh, all right. Everything’s closed but there’s a couple of litres of Listerine here. If that doesn’t do the trick, then perhaps a power drill to the hippocampus…
Frankly to me there just perverts who have exhibitionist tendencies.
Than cry foul when people are revolted at the antics pressured on others, to accommodate their weirdness. History is catching up to these wackos.
The kind of people who try to force others to follow their own obsessions.
While never examining why they are driven to do this. There are nude beaches, camps, with their own homes. Why force us to see them naked? Its pathological behavior.
These folks are like 5 year olds in a tantrum.
Besides the obvious health risks, this is an assault on children, & any innocence they can destroy.
One day the hammer is coming down on these kooks. Its inevitable as the World changes, when hippydom dies. Literally from old age. Glad I live in Alberta . Thirty below takes care of these nut cases. Yet those same people who scream to be nude, becomes offended at a drop of a hat at anything they don’t like.
The leaf is turning. Or should that be returning?
Seems like a fairly simple solution to me. If he’s right in his assessment – if these people get a thrill out of embarrassing or offending others through nudity – then the solution is simple: stop getting offended at the sight of nudity.
Wassat? You prefer to use the power of the state in order to control the actions of others, rather than modify your own perceptions? Pft. Buncha commie libtards.
Shut up, Alex.
Why is that the people who should NEVER be naked insist on it? Why? What did we ever do to them?
In conclusion, David Thompson is awesome.
Tell us about how all conservative men are secretly gay, Alex.
Case in point 🙂 Instead of pulling his head out of his ass, Sushi would rather silence those who disagree with him. Looks like I’ve exposed yet another commie libtard mole, Kate!
You’re welcome!
She’s a woman, Alex. And her name isn’t Sushi. Her name isn’t even Japanese.
Black Mamba
If you have to go the drilling a hole in our head route… might I offer a suggestion?
Hook up the vacume and suck what’s left out otherwise you’ll end up like the resident exhibitionist troll.
A job half done never turns out well…
Yep, don’t leave the job half done, or they’ll start using words like “vacume”.
…case in point.
Well, on a lighter note this reminded me of a scene from one of my favorite old movies, Stand By Me. Possible bylaw enforcement tool?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5y3NO8YSow
Yeah, Black Mamba, you used words that are too difficult for Alex.
I think someone should dare these exhibitionists to go fully clothed or try their puerile stunts in an area populated by those less tolerant of their skin-fests.
I’ve never figured out what it is about queers that they have to flaunt their warped sexuality in public. Wreck Beach is a Vancouver nude beach that I used to frequent quite regularly when I lived in Vancouver and it was a nice, non-sexual atmosphere. There were clear boundaries where the non-nude beach began and people put their clothes on at that point. Most of my human anatomy studies were done on that beach.
South of Wreck Beach was a section frequented by male homosexuals and sex acts among men were quite frequent and very public. At least heterosexuals on Wreck Beach proper had the decency to retire to the woods inland to have sex out of sight.
One of the things I suddenly became aware of while wandering nude on Wreck Beach was the lack of pockets. There are all sorts of things that I normally carry on me in case I need them in multiple pockets and I’d have to go back to where I left my clothes if I needed my Swiss army knife beer opener to get the cap off a beer I had just bought. Ended up keeping my clothes in a backpack so I had access to all the essential items I normally keep in my clothes.
I don’t mind seeing attractive nude women but there are a lot of people who would look best in burka’s. People who have an appreciation of the effects of aging know when they’ve hit their best-before date and go out in public clothed. This concept doesn’t seem to be much appreciated in San Francisco.
This is probably the best example of why winter in Saskatchewan isn’t a bad thing.
Alex’s argument, with one slight change:
if these people get a thrill out of embarrassing or offending others through [pictures or cartoons of Mohammed] – then the solution is simple: stop getting offended at the sight of [pictures or cartoons of Mohammed].
Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?
Gee thinking back to when I was 10 years old in small town Alberta, me and my brother and our friends would have let up on the birds, squirrels and what ever else we liked to shoot with our Red Ryder 500 shot BB Guns and we would have went after these fools big time. They would have been picking BB’s out of each others hemmoroidal asses for the rest of the week before they became infected. Dad would have supplied the BB’s. That’s if we could have closed in on them before the coal miners got off work….
“Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?”
Because I live in Canada, you blithering moron.
My guess is that Alex spends a lot of time masturbating.
“Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?”
I concur.
Dennis Miller had the best description for that particular display.
The Boxer Rebellion.
From the events in this articale, I assume that S.F. has no “indecent exposure” laws. One would have to therefore also suppose that anyone who takes offense at a flabby middle-aged man standing in front of an elementary school in the nude and offering candy to the children would instantly be accused of bias, intolerance and having a warped and prudish mind. This would also apply to those who might be repelled at finding the same man peering through their backyard fence at their children.
So, do those who are exposing themselves go around nude all the time? Or do they walk out the door in the morning in suits & dresses, and then strip down only when they’ve decided it’s convenient/appropriate? And, would they approve of mass nudity by others in circumstances such as, say, the marriage of their own daughter, or the funeral of their wife? And do they go to job interviews in the buff, or is that an exception too?
loki
Really…most of us look a helluva-lot better dressed……
I’m old enough to remember the news-paper pics of the Sons-of Freedom Doukabor’s(sp) antics in court….not a pretty sight……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doukhobor
“nobody wants to see a 40 yr old tittie” – Chris Rock (the philosopher)
Indy – Salma Hayek? You would’t peep?
Alex spends most of his time here masturbating. God knows what he gets up to on his own time.
ebt called it! Same mental malfunction as the aging wrinkly buttock crowd, different twist and less courage. Much less risky to troll the internet than to troll Main Street where an actual up-tight Conservative might be able to get at them and put the boots to ’em.
BTW in case Trollex’s trolling seems like all the other trolling you’ve ever seen here, its because he’s the same troll. Used to go by Ms.Mew I strongly suspect, similar writing style and same material. Homosexual slurs are a dead give away, Johnny.
Like the wrinkly hippies he really, -really- hates being ignored. He hates it a lot. Like, really a lot. Should I belabor the point further?
😀
Thanks guys 🙂 It’s awesome when I can just kick back and watch you make fools of yourselves. Makes me feel a bit redundant, but it’s still nice.
Alex:
“Spot on, Alex! Now, why don’t you trot off to Riyadh to explain your brilliance?”
Because I live in Canada, you blithering moron.
Alex, look up. Waaaaaaaaay up. What do you see? No, not the Friendly Giant. Those big things in the sky that are not birds or clouds are called “airplanes”. You can board one almost any day of the week and be in Riyadh in 12-18 hours.
Saying you can’t go to Riyadh because you live in Canada is neither a necessary or sufficient constraint. Try again, dimbulb.
*facepalm*
You CAN’T be that stupid. Admit it – you’re trolling.
Just another reason to always go about with a nine iron in hand.
Alex, mommy’s calling. It’s bed time.
Sasquatch, I’m also old enough to remember the Sons of Freedom nude photos. IIRC they didn’t need fig leaves as rolls of fat covered genitalia. I wouldn’t shed my clothes now on Wreck Beach as I’ve put on about 30 lb in the last 30 years.
Not the healthiest thing to do a lot as I saw some of the Wreck Beach regulars in their natural environment about 10 years ago and total body sunlight exposure for months every year for decades is too much of a good thing. One fairly hot looking woman 30 years ago was a mass of tanned wrinkles.
Maybe we should adopt the policy of an Italian? nude beach that had a committee determine which people could stroll on the beach naked and which should only be allowed on the beach clothed.
And then there’s the matter of pockets; now I also need to carry my cell phone, spare SD cards, memory sticks and a whole host of items that weren’t even around 30 years ago in addition to other useful stuff.
“Maybe we should adopt the policy of an Italian? nude beach that had a committee determine which people could stroll on the beach naked and which should only be allowed on the beach clothed.”
That’s not very libertarian. I think the correct approach is to let people go nude if they must, with the understanding that we get to shoot them if it upsets us.
(Phantom, do you really think Alex is Whatshisname? Alex, are you?)
Yes, I really think Trollex is He Who Must Not Be Named Because Its Just Too Pitiful To Contemplate.
But if not, a troll is still just vermin which needs to be starved to death.
And speaking of vermin, your idea of shooting ugly nudists is a terrible one. Shooting those gawd awful kinkoid weirdos would be a shameful waste of a perfectly good bullet. Hitting is cheaper and more satisfying. Other than that, I’m right with you.
Of course the best punishment would be to stick them stark naked someplace where nobody can see them. Someplace where there are… mosquitoes.
Nothing takes the fun out of exhibitionism like a few mosquitoes.