Perhaps the Gray Lady indeed has a sense of humour. Swineism alert:
Midwest Farmers Are on Alert Against Pig Thieves
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“They all look alike,” said Curt Younker, the sheriff…
Perhaps the Gray Lady indeed has a sense of humour. Swineism alert:
Midwest Farmers Are on Alert Against Pig Thieves
…
“They all look alike,” said Curt Younker, the sheriff…
I say start profiling. Start with those wearing a big “O” on their t-shirts.
I guess the U S politicians have successfully cleaned up at the taxpayers’ trough and are now horning in on the piggies.
OH THE PORKERS !!
Until I read the caption I thought it was a preview of the Liberal leadership convention.
After reading the article I would suspect that we can rule out a certain religious group.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=pigs&oq=pigs&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=0l0l0l32110l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0
turn pig to oil
It is not a joke!
A so-called fossil fuel, petroleum is believed by most scientists to be the transformed remains of long dead organisms. The majority of petroleum is thought to come from the fossils of plants and tiny marine organisms. Larger animals might contribute to the mix as well.
Who is Arnold Ziffel?
Looks like a picture of an NDP convention.
“Where’s the trough?” or “Where’s my teat?” would be a suitable caption.
Green acres is the place to be.
Farm livin’ is the life for me.
Land spreadin’ out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
New York is where I’d rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
…The chores.
…The stores.
…Fresh air.
…Times Square
You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.
For some reason, I cannot put into words, I suspect sheriff’s investigator Marc Chadderdon.
Go all the way to the end of the article and read the correction. Only a NYT writer could have screwed up so badly………..
so
“….thought to be…..”
http://www.rense.com/general58/biot.htm
Then to really confuse…there is some merit to the theory that both coal and petroleum form in the atmosphere, during the violence of magnetic reversals….
Finally a use for all the prisons that the newly elected Con government wants to build.
My repurposed tin foil hats did not work as sattelite catchers, pissed but not surprised…
A pig war?
Black Sabbath War Pigs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCyOWLrRTE
Re: I suspect sheriff’s investigator Marc Chadderdon.
I figured it out. He looks like Jimmy Cagney, totally criminal. Cagney’s Chinese zodiac sign is the pig. Chadderdon, who is 40, was probably born in ’71… the year of the pig.
That’s just weird.
Timotwit Freison….they DO NOT want to build more prisons,just start enforcing some laws.3 yrs for murder??? How’s about I come kill your wife and kiddies,and get only 3 because I’m a “juvie” A%#$hole does not begin to describe you,leftard nerd.
And the remark from the “sherriff”…they all look alike”….RACIST PIG
Were any of them named “Mohammed”?
Justthinkin, well said.
It is hate speech to compare pigs to Liberal politicians, racists and corrupt cops. I like pigs. They are highly intelligent, surprisingly hygenic and make they great pets.
Actually Black Mamba, you are right. I apologize. I forgot myself for a moment and could think only of the pigs – trough analogy.
Actually they also appreciate music as when I raised pigs they would actually stop their various activities and listen when I sang.
At the New York Times some animals are more equal than others. Four legs good; two legs bad.
Actually Ken (Kulak), you missed out on a great opportunity. TV producers seem to have a thing for horse whisperers, dog whisperers, etc.:~D)
“both coal and petroleum form in the atmosphere, during the violence of magnetic reversals….”
Posted by: sasquatch at September 24, 2011 8:25 PM
The violence of a ‘magnetic reversal’ in November of 2012 should result in the formation of enough coal and petroleum to boot OPEC ass out of our back yard for good!-
Ken – it’s true, you should have done a version of that “cows listening to jazz” thing EBD linked a while ago.
I don’t eat pork, and it’s not ’cause I’m converting to Islam.
I can’t wait for the movie, “Days of Swine and Roses”.
“They all look alike!”
That is hilarious!! Duuh like hello sherrif–their ears are supposed to be tattooed. Some even have microchips! Or is that microchops!
Maybe they’re running away from home. Why?
They’re “boared” with life!
sasquatch
http://www.greenprophet.com/2011/09/canada-not-ethical-oil/
http://www.google.ca/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&tbm=nws&source=hp&q=how+to+make+petroleum+oil+from+garbage+&pbx=1&oq=how+to+make+petroleum+oil+from+garbage+&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4234l4234l8l4484l1l1l0l0l0l0l94l94l1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=c69917f4e6faff0&biw=1024&bih=571
http://www.google.ca/#q=how+to+make+petroleum+oil+from+garbage&hl=en&tbm=nws&tbs=ar:1&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=Ood_TouoG8_J0AHjg-gO&ved=0CFUQggE&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=c69917f4e6faff0&biw=1024&bih=571
http://articles.courant.com/2011-09-17/news/hc-op-berman-alternative-fuels-0917-20110917_1_alternative-fuels-diesel-fuel-jet-fuel
http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=mjJWAAAAIBAJ&sjid=eucDAAAAIBAJ&pg=6806,2902539&dq=how+to+make+petroleum+oil+from+garbage&hl=en
I wonder what the pigs will choose for their tattoos;”Mother”? “In Porky I Trust”? “Makin’ Bacon”?
I don’t often eat pork, but I’m usually good for a litre of the house swine…