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Throughout history, women have been driven by nature to shun strong, confident men, and to seek out apologetic men who express remorse, weakness, and shame. In recent years, some hyper-aware men have been taking advantage of this innate feminine drive; by knowing exactly what women are looking for, these enlightened few have turned themselves into irresistible, thoroughly modern hyper-studs. Yes, let the long overdue communion between the sexes begin. (h/t James M.)
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  1. Erik Larsen: “… you’re XX?”
    Yeah. But nothing that several doses of the horizontal tango wouldn’t cure.

  2. Wow. I figured you for XY. Too few XXs here. Too few conservative XXs in general. 🙁

  3. infinitysquared @1:33 – maintain eye contact, but not to the point where she thinks you might be wondering what the inside of her skull looks like. Nod frequently and throw the odd “mmmm” and “I never thought of it like that, but you’re so right” into her monologue. Memorize her cat’s name. Tell her she’s beautiful but don’t stare at her t*ts and pay for everything.
    It probably won’t work, though. Ignore her 90% of the time and buy a cool-looking gun, that’s your best bet.
    France arrests a bunch of Muslims at a protest organized by some very dodgy group against the veil ban. Some part of me is wondering whether I should be concerned about the free-speech issue, but after all it is France, and, well…
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/04/09/international/i122636D69.DTL&tsp=1

  9. Gawd- I woke up to this???
    I’d wager that half are unemployed and the rest work for the “Apologist-in-Chief”.
    Seriously creepy

  11. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize for all these freakin’ woosies that have a compulsion to apologize to everyone about everything.

  14. Now doesn’t that little pantywaist pukefest make you want to be sure and not forget to lift the toilet seat for the rest of the day..These guys are what is known in the ranching community as balogna bulls. Culls. Shitcanned. They will never breed except with each other, consultants…A consultant is an old Tomcat, that had his nuts cut out. He can’t breed anymore, so he goes consulting.

  15. More like Gomer bulls.Know what to do, just can’t get it done. Kinda like libertarians.

  17. Oh yeah,fake sincerity is great,however nothing beats oversized sneakers and enhanced bike shorts.

  19. Where was that recorded, in a bath house? The best they can hope for is a woman with a strap-on. There’s gonna be a whole lot of pegging tonight.

  20. ” . Tell her she’s beautiful but don’t stare at her t*ts and pay for everything.”

    Black Mamba,pease clarify this statement. Does this mean it’s okay to stare at her dirty pillows if you go dutch?

  23. “On behalf of my gender, I apologize…..”
    What a joke!! On behalf of my race, on behalf of my ancestry, on behalf of bullsh$t political correctness. This is such crap. It isn’t a gender that persecutes, it is people. When are we going to stop with these rediculous generalities?

  24. wallyj – “Does this mean it’s okay to stare at her dirty pillows if you go dutch?”
    Yes, but only if you’re dangerous and madly attractive and have a cool car. Otherwise you risk a restraining order.

  25. Fiddle
    As a self identified libertarian, I celebrate your right to self delusion…as a matter of fact, I rather enjoy the show.

  26. From a retired female friend of mine, after watching the video: “If any man or woman for that matter, could figure out what women are looking for, I’d like to know what it is. Sure, we like to be treated with respect but that word is a two way street. Who the heck is going to respect a man who apologizes all the time? Is it just to stop a dispute? That breeds resentment, and creates a wimp – where do you think the term pussy whipped came from? From men like those on the video. My opinion and I’m sticking to it…..lol”

  27. Thanks Black Mamba,sort of. I guess I’ll take the risk if I’m ever in that situation.

  29. However,a restraining order will make me dangerous for my next date. Hoo Haw,a silver lining!

  30. Look, you guys are being too hard on these spokespersons.
    Pre-operative transsexuals need us to extend some sensitivity during their transitional phase.
    After they have had the final penisectomy, they’ll all be wonderful female impersonators, I’m sure.

  32. You may have to shoot me now…
    Gee if you are that upset about your gender identity you have a problem.
    I am ashamed because I am male!?! Oh please…
    Now if you have something real to confess, like rape, murder, theft, greed, lust, pillage, plunder…you know something really meaty and substantial they have something known as:
    CONFESSION
    Males should not be males because men have been bamboozeled by the ‘feminazis’….
    Notwithstanding, the accusation that some males think with their members, these poor dudes seem to be ashamed of their ‘maleness’…
    Sorry no sale, guilt is not a function of what is or is not between your legs. Rather guilt is a function of what is or is not between your ears; namely a functioning moral brain.
    But in certain political circles there is no such thing as a moral life…or moral agency.
    These poor saps would ban hockey as ‘competitive’ and that would be ‘unCANADIAN’!!
    Next thing you know they’ll be apologizing for drinking beer during the hockey game. Now that would be a sin…
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  33. What a collection of creepy dudes. Any sane girl would shriek “serial killer!!!!” and run a mile.
    I’m going to go pet my diesel truck now.

  34. The Unmanly Man
    you don’t see the woman in the commercial being belittled for forgetting that they use the newest product, but rather it is the man. When something dumb happens, all eyes turn to the male in the scene, never the woman. Even the children get into the act as demonstrated on one commercial where they get after the father for not having a plate under his burger and thus staining the table cloth. It is not so much that men don’t do dumb things, but if you were to take your impressions of today’s male from the television you would think he is about 25 IQ points below the average dog.
    http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Unmanly-Man-by-jd-barlow

  35. I like said above. They are a couple of consultants. A consultant is a Tomcat who has had his wheelweights knocked off, (castrated) so he goes consulting…

  36. This is such a crock of crap. I’m sure it appeals to all the gay men watching this. Back in the 60’s, the newly minted flock of feminist were spouting this same nonsense, ie. they wanted ‘sensitive’ men, so a whole generation of men started eating tofu and going to yoga classes. The result was a ton of divorces, as the same women got bored with their weak pushover men, leaving them for the strong macho guys who wouldn’t take their shit. Women want strong guys, men. An occasional latte is ok once in a while though!

  37. All I needed to know in life I learned in second year thermodynamics.
    When men become like women, maximum entropy has been reached and there is no possibility of a chemical reaction.

  38. Wow, looking back on this thread, those dudes clearly touched a raw nerve.
    I just thought it was funny.

  42. creepy – it should be funny EBD but it is tragic as this is how many boys are being brainwashed now days. Very sad for young boys and girls.

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